gvzod has to be a troll

DSeid · #1 07-20-2012, 11:29 AM

See here.

This ... person ... can't be real. The mix of odd grammar, appropriate grammar, and internet chat slang and strange posts can't be anything but trolling.

Not possible.

gvozd · #2 07-20-2012, 11:33 AM

I am many things, but not a troll.

Mr. Slant · #3 07-20-2012, 11:36 AM

I'm thinking he could be an immature, misanthropic + misogynistic, emotionally abused young Turkish man.
Be hilarious to see what happens if he finds the right crazy woman and comes back to the board after two months of sexy time 8 times a week.

Fiddle Peghead · #4 07-20-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by gvozd

I am many things, but not a troll.

Interesting. Just before you edited, I read this:

"I am not troll."

Not making any judgments, mind you, just sayin'.

IvoryTowerDenizen · #5 07-20-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Fiddle Peghead

Interesting. Just before you edited, I read this:

"I am not troll."

Not making any judgments, mind you, just sayin'.

It's a grammar miracle!

gvozd · #6 07-20-2012, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Slant

I'm thinking he could be an immature, misanthropic + misogynistic, emotionally abused young Turkish man.
Be hilarious to see what happens if he finds the right crazy woman and comes back to the board after two months of sexy time 8 times a week.

I am not bound by adjectives.

Inner Stickler · #7 07-20-2012, 11:41 AM

I dunno what he is but he makes me laugh. "Curse my insatiable appetite for sex! How can one man endure such agony?!" Hahaha. I like to imagine his posts in Douglas Reynholm's voice.

tapu · #8 07-20-2012, 11:43 AM

forgot misandristic... Of course, misanthropic probably covers it all...

Mr. Slant · #9 07-20-2012, 11:45 AM

I do the Borat voice, personally. Except more of a depressed version.
Hopefully gvozd finds true love with a bulky woman who is strong on plow, resistant to gypsy curses and wanting many of his angry, fun-grammar babies.

On edit:
Seriously, I *WAS* that guy. I want him to be happy!
Except... I was charismatic and fun from 15 to 17, and had a decent amount of sex, followed by depression from 18 to 22, followed by early-career happiness and as much sex as I could handle.. followed by marriage.

Vinyl Turnip · #10 07-20-2012, 11:48 AM

Don't see why he can't satiate his desires. His sister is number four best prostitute in Kazakhstan!

Mr. Slant · #11 07-20-2012, 11:49 AM

He doesn't want it, after his cousin broke out of retard cage and raped her.

gvozd · #12 07-20-2012, 11:51 AM

Surely I love mothers of you two.

Mr. Slant · #13 07-20-2012, 11:54 AM

Which two?

Slithy Tove · #14 07-20-2012, 11:55 AM

By the way, how is babby formed, anyway?

Covered_In_Bees! · #15 07-20-2012, 11:57 AM

If anyone actually thought he was a serious poster, I feel sorry that you are so dumb or naive.

Ludovic · #16 07-20-2012, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Slithy Tove

By the way, how is babby formed, anyway?

tntdwimwktb,btbcfb?

Slithy Tove · #17 07-20-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ludovic

tntdwimwktb,btbcfb?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed

Vinyl Turnip · #18 07-20-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gvozd

Surely I love mothers of you two.

My mother, she like slowly but surely!

gvozd · #19 07-20-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Vinyl Turnip

My mother, she like slowly but surely!

What do you mean? She likes the state of being slow or she likes in a slow manner?

Vinyl Turnip · #20 07-20-2012, 12:51 PM

I love this country!

ioioio · #21 07-20-2012, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by gvozd

I am not bound by adjectives.

Hallelujah, I have seen the light. I too will no longer be bound by adjectives. Free at last, free at last, thank Og I'm free at last.

Wilson · #22 07-20-2012, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by laina_f

Hallelujah, I have seen the light. I too will no longer be bound by adjectives. Free at last, free at last, thank Og I'm free at last.

Free is an adjective, you know. Just saying.

Drunky Smurf · #23 07-20-2012, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fiddle Peghead

Interesting. Just before you edited, I read this:

"I am not troll."

Not making any judgments, mind you, just sayin'.

Of course you are you lying piece of shit. Don't be a weasely goatse licker. If you want to suck his cock as much as you did Nixons just come out and say it already.

smithsb · #24 07-20-2012, 03:08 PM

Let first me be welcome Sacha Baron Cohen - IMDb to SDMB. Though I wish it was
SASHA COHEN | U.S. Champion and Olympic Silver Medalist

Kimballkid · #25 07-20-2012, 04:04 PM

Dang, Sasha Cohen is cute!!

Maeglin · #26 07-20-2012, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Drunky Smurf

Of course you are you lying piece of shit. Don't be a weasely goatse licker. If you want to suck his cock as much as you did Nixons just come out and say it already.

Is your sex drive getting you down, too?

Simple Linctus · #27 07-20-2012, 05:10 PM

I think it boils down to: is he Turkish or not?

If he is, then he ain't a troll. He may be misguided in other ways but that ain't an issue

Two options here. Firstly, mods can gelocate the IP but that can be wrong "both ways".

Secondly - I happen to know some Turks very well. If anyone is interested I can conduct a dialogue through them that will establish whether he is a native speaker or not.

gvozd · #28 07-20-2012, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

is he Turkish or not?

Yes, Turkish

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Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

Two options here. Firstly, mods can gelocate the IP but that can be wrong "both ways".

That will work.

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Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

Secondly - I happen to know some Turks very well. If anyone is interested I can conduct a dialogue through them that will establish whether he is a native speaker or not.

Results might not be trustworthy.

I can take a few picture of where I live right now. They will be absolute proof.

Simple Linctus · #29 07-20-2012, 05:26 PM

The results would be very trustworthy if you speak Turkish. I would expect I can get at least one friend to allow me to link to them on facebook so I could prove to the board's satisfaction they were indeed Turkish.

Bob Ducca · #30 07-20-2012, 06:35 PM

Someone who is Turkish can't also be a troll?

Sierra Indigo · #31 07-20-2012, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by smithsb

Let first me be welcome Sacha Baron Cohen - IMDb to SDMB. Though I wish it was
SASHA COHEN | U.S. Champion and Olympic Silver Medalist

Why? Why the fuck do people do this retarded shit, adding color tags to their links? The links are already coloured, chucklefuck.

Crab Rangoon · #32 07-20-2012, 06:52 PM

Turks have no sense of irony.

wow - looks like a lot of people around here aren't getting any. cranky mccrankersons.

Boyo Jim · #33 07-20-2012, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by gvozd

Yes, Turkish

That will work.

Results might not be trustworthy.

I can take a few picture of where I live right now. They will be absolute proof.

Yes, because pictures posted on the internet are absolute proof of... whatever you want.

Euphonious Polemic · #34 07-20-2012, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Boyo Jim

Yes, because pictures posted on the internet are absolute proof of... whatever you want.

I live in Greenland. With Gisele Bündchen. And I have the pictures to prove it!

Boyo Jim · #35 07-20-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Euphonious Polemic

I live in Greenland. With Gisele Bündchen. And I have the pictures to prove it!

You are delusional, sir. I live with Gisele Bündchen. I just snapped this picture of her a moment ago. Now you must excuse me, as it is plain from the picture that she lies waiting in bed to satisfy my every desire.

Ambivalid · #36 07-20-2012, 08:32 PM

In Soviet Russia, sex drive you!

Hello, hello (taps mic)is this thing on?

tapu · #37 07-20-2012, 09:43 PM

No, *I* live in Greenland, with Gisele Bündchen. We laugh at your penies. Ja! Ja! Ja!

bldysabba · #38 07-21-2012, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gvozd

Exactly.

The killer is a prime example of what sick American society can create with the strong will-to-power philosophy. You can feel "buhahaha he's weak. let's step on him"-ish mentality in deeply corrupted US citizens. He is a victim of this society. He is the victim. Not killed poeple

Troll.

6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast · #39 07-21-2012, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Boyo Jim

You are delusional, sir. I live with Gisele Bündchen. I just snapped this picture of her a moment ago. Now you must excuse me, as it is plain from the picture that she lies waiting in bed to satisfy my every desire.

If that's your hand on her tit you're a girlyboy.

Bob Ducca · #40 07-21-2012, 08:11 AM

It's nobody's business but the Turks.

PlainJain · #41 07-21-2012, 08:38 AM

If you read his posts in Natasha Fatale's voice they actually start to make sense.

Cicero · #42 07-21-2012, 09:02 AM

I think he's dying to tune a meat whistle.

Hung Mung · #43 07-21-2012, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PlainJain

If you read his posts in Natasha Fatale's voice they actually start to make sense.

Still not working. Should we consult the manual?

kayaker · #44 07-21-2012, 11:13 AM

The troll's wife/gf has a cavernous pussy.

Mr. Slant · #45 07-21-2012, 11:47 AM

Okay, troll.
Damn, I wanted this to be a real person.

Rachellelogram · #46 07-21-2012, 01:30 PM

This thread just got turky.

gvozd · #47 07-21-2012, 02:31 PM

I am a prime example of what happens when you absorb too much internet jargon and forum culture.

I have become an attention seeker. And the further they slip into psychosis, the more people tell me I am troll or insane; and I am so jaded they don't even realize. People just say 'Nah he is not psycho, he is just trolling'' except I wasn't. I was completely serious.