Don't you hate it when...

[Diamonds02]

You're checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz.

And then you eventually find out that...

-they are way younger than you imagined
-you are related to them
-or their muscle head boyfriend or big ass bulldyke girlfriend is staring at you

Like damn! LOL! WTF?

[Ambivalid]

Please!!!! No one respond to this brain sludge. She won't be back after the OP anyway and it's garbage to begin with. Let's just nip this in the bud and not respond to the OP, k? Some thoughts are better left in one's head...

[Ambivalid]

Ok, that was a little harsh. Sorry. Have fun.

[DrFidelius]

Originally Posted by Ambivalid

Please!!!! No one respond to this brain sludge. She won't be back after the OP anyway and it's garbage to begin with. Let's just nip this in the bud and not respond to the OP, k? Some thoughts are better left in one's head...

You can do what I do, and just don't bother clicking through on any threads she starts. You know they are going to be simultaneouly stoopid, ignorant and infuriating.
Or, if you do open one just for entertainment, then refrain from participating. You can't get sucked into the maelstrom of sociopathy unless you play along.

(ETA: oh, shit. And I was doing so well.)

[Smeghead]

Originally Posted by Diamonds02

You're checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz.

And then you eventually find out that...

-they are way younger than you imagined
-you are related to them
-or their muscle head boyfriend or big ass bulldyke girlfriend is staring at you

Like damn! LOL! WTF?

That's when I call my lawyer, who is number 2 on my speed dial, and get him to sue the CRAP out of everyone in my way!! I'm so glad I have swift and easy access to him!

[DrFidelius]

Originally Posted by Smeghead

That's when I call my lawyer, who is number 2 on my speed dial, and get him to sue the CRAP out of everyone in my way!! I'm so glad I have swift and easy access to him!

Number 2? Do you have number 1 saved for a club owner or someone else important?

[Vinyl Turnip]

"Hey there, sexy girl! I'm-a hafta call the fire department, 'cause yo fine ass burnin' up today!"

"Oh hi, Uncle Turnip. Wanna see my new dolly?"

"Whoops."

[Satchmo]

Originally Posted by DrFidelius

<snip>
(ETA: oh, shit. And I was doing so well.)

Well played sir, well played.

[Diamonds02]

Sociopathy?

I'm supposed to be sociopathic now? LOL

[Mangetout]

Well, what would you call it?

[Diamonds02]

Call what?

[Leaffan]

Originally Posted by Diamonds02

You're checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz.

And then you eventually find out that...

-they are way younger than you imagined
-you are related to them
-or their muscle head boyfriend or big ass bulldyke girlfriend is staring at you

Like damn! LOL! WTF?

They? Them? Their?


Tsk, tsk, tsk........

[Sicks Ate]

Originally Posted by Diamonds02

You're checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz.

And then you eventually find out that...

-they are way younger than you imagined

So, you think they are a certain age, but you are imagining them younger? Sounds like fun, as long as you don't go too young. Then OMG! WTF!

[Tom Tildrum]

Originally Posted by Diamonds02

You're checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz.

And then you eventually find out that...

-they are way younger than you imagined

Someone's been watching the gymnasts!

[Omar Little]

Originally Posted by Tom Tildrum

Someone's been watching the gymnasts!

Well actually some of those chinese gymnasts look like they are 9, when they are actually 20.

[Mangetout]

Originally Posted by Diamonds02

Call what?

Exactly.

[Chefguy]

Originally Posted by Tom Tildrum

Someone's been watching the gymnasts!

LOL! OMG! WTF? LOL! LOL! LOL! Gahhhhhhh!

Seriously, Diamonds 02, what sort of childish impulse caused you to post something like this? What are you, 15 years old? Grow the fuck up.

[Diamonds02]

These are not terribly uncommon occurances. I am not led to believe that no one else has checked out a woman (or man!) and you find out something about them you wished you've never known.

[dnooman]

Originally Posted by Chefguy

Seriously, Diamonds 02, what sort of childish impulse caused you to post something like this? What are you, 15 years old? Grow the fuck up.

That would explain the need to be friendly with club owners, otherwise she couldn't get in.

[Leaffan]

Originally Posted by Diamonds02

These are not terribly uncommon occurances. I am not led to believe that no one else has checked out a woman (or man!) and you find out something about them you wished you've never known.

Why? I'm not afraid of my thoughts, only my actions.

[Covered_In_Bees!]

Originally Posted by Chefguy

Seriously, Diamonds 02, what sort of childish impulse caused you to post something like this? What are you, 15 years old? Grow the fuck up.

I take it you haven't seen many of his/her other posts 'round here. Consider yourself lucky.

[DrFidelius]

Originally Posted by Diamonds02

These are not terribly uncommon occurances. I am not led to believe that no one else has checked out a woman (or man!) and you find out something about them you wished you've never known.

I girlwatch and daydream all the time. By the time I've learned "something about them you wished you've never known," we must have been talking and so she has become a friend.

Grownups are able to have passing fantasies without being devastated that the object of the fancy is (for whatever reason) not actually sexually available.

[kayaker]

Originally Posted by Mangetout

Exactly.

Damn, that was good.

[Marconi N. Cheese]

Big ass bulldyke girlfriend? That's hot!

[Senegoid]

Originally Posted by Covered_In_Bees!

I take it you haven't seen many of his/her other posts 'round here. Consider yourself lucky.

I take it you likewise haven't seen many of his/her other posts 'round here, or you would know by now if he/she was a he or a she.