If you HAD to slap one person in the face, who would it be?

[Munch]

Matt Lauer. He knows what he did.

[Baker]

Originally Posted by Ferret Herder

No repercussions? At all, guaranteed? I think that would be a prime opportunity to aim at Fred Phelps.

I knew someone would beat me to it.

[MyFootsZZZ]

I asked my parents. My dad said he wouldn't slap anyone. I told him he had to, so he said 'Mitt Romney'. I told him some of your answers, and he changed his mind to Fred Phelps.

My mother said one of her ex-coworkers for being verbaly abusive to others in her office.

[olivesmarch4th]

My former boss. She was a bitchy, patronizing control freak who was completely incompetent at her job. I haven't worked there in three months and I still find myself getting in mental shouting matches with her. They usually end with me wringing her neck.

[Tim R. Mortiss]

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barney Fwank. I'd line them up and give them a good Three-Stooges style triple-slap.

[YogSosoth]

Can I wear a spiked gauntlet covered with poison?

[TreacherousCretin]

Yoko Ono.

[LavenderBlue]

The CEO of one of the companies I work for. His pay has risen drastically while most of his non high level management workers have seen our pay stagnate or cut. I hate him and so do most of my co-workers.

Joe Mercola also deserves a few smacks.

[Gatopescado]

Anthony Weiner

[MegaBee]

Jenny McCarthy

[MyFootsZZZ]

Originally Posted by MegaBee

Jenny McCarthy

I wonder if she still believes her own BS. Has she ever admitted she was wrong?

[echo7tango]

Shepard Smith, Fox News. So annoying.


Or, this:

Originally Posted by Tim R. Mortiss

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barney Fwank. I'd line them up and give them a good Three-Stooges style triple-slap.

Really, this:

Originally Posted by Senegoid

Ah, who to choose? Who to choose? So many assholes, so little time!

[leftfield6]

Rush....Oh wait, someone already got him. Okay I'll take Bill O'Reilly.

No wait, Glen Beck is still unslapped. Dammit, so many decisions.

Okay, slapping isn't enough for Bill O, so I'll slap Glen. You just know he will cry like a baby.

[Drain Bead]

Rupert Murdoch or one of the Koch brothers.

[Enuma Elish]

Scott Boras.

[Mr. Greenjeans]

Dick Cheney

I also would be OK with torturing him (er -- I mean, using enhanced interrogation techniques on him). I'll bring the water.

[Tastes of Chocolate]

If he weren't already dead - Wade Michael Page - the man that shot up the Sikh temple in Wisconsin.

Since he's not available, I'll go for Michele Bachmann, because she makes me cringe every time she opens her mouth.

[echo7tango]

Originally Posted by Tastes of Chocolate

If he weren't already dead - Wade Michael Page - the man that shot up the Sikh temple in Wisconsin.

Page deserves a little more than a slap.

Originally Posted by Tastes of Chocolate

Since he's not available, I'll go for Michele Bachmann, because she makes me cringe every time she opens her mouth.

And, Palin does that for me.

[dnooman]

Originally Posted by Mr. Greenjeans

Dick Cheney

I also would be OK with torturing him (er -- I mean, using enhanced interrogation techniques on him). I'll bring the water.

Does it still work that way when they're a demon? I thought they enjoyed pain and all that backwards stuff. Let's just say that people have sen him recently dialing numbers with a (666) prefix...hahaha.

Seriously though, he is the Anti-Christ. The power of Chri... aaaaagggghh!!!