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Old 08-18-2012, 09:17 PM
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What is the Female:Male Ratio of the Mods Here?

Just curious.
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:56 PM
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This MB is not bound by patriarchal gender assignment roles.
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Old 08-18-2012, 10:33 PM
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It may appear uneven, but bear in mind that women are (in general) not as moddy as men.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:11 PM
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4:14
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Old 08-19-2012, 01:35 AM
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I think the real question being asked is whether being a mod is a good way to pick up chicks.
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:45 AM
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I think the real question being asked is whether being a mod is a good way to pick up chicks.
Negatory, good buddy.
(It is not even a good way to hang on to any one has.)
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Old 08-19-2012, 10:30 AM
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I quite sincerely thought twickster had a penis until the Christmas gift exchange.
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:29 AM
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Straight lines. So many straight lines. . . .
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:37 AM
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Straight lines. So many straight lines. . . .
Are you hoping for gay lines?
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:01 PM
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I quite sincerely thought twickster had a penis until the Christmas gift exchange.
At which point you thought I sent it to someone?
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:04 PM
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It may appear uneven, but bear in mind that women are (in general) not as moddy as men.
Hey, I'm moddy gras!
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:13 PM
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Hey, I'm moddy gras!
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:27 PM
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Show us your boobs!
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:37 PM
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That would be the male mods.
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Old 08-19-2012, 02:41 PM
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I quite sincerely thought twickster had a penis until the Christmas gift exchange.
Must have been quite a Christmas. Perhaps if we remind her of her Latin grammar and then ask her nicely she'll change to twickstrix (or twixtwix: a female trickster with a speech impediment, bearing candy).
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Old 08-19-2012, 04:02 PM
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Must have been quite a Christmas. Perhaps if we remind her of her Latin grammar and then ask her nicely she'll change to twickstrix (or twixtwix: a female trickster with a speech impediment, bearing candy).
I will give that proposal the consideration it deserves.
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Old 08-19-2012, 04:31 PM
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The OP needs to break it down further as we don't how many are trapped in a body of the wrong gender. Could alter the whole ratio...

For instance, "G-Factor" is supposedly male. But he has a "g-factor"? Hmm...
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Old 08-19-2012, 05:17 PM
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It's about four to one. But mind you, I'm speaking strictly for myself.
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Old 08-19-2012, 05:24 PM
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The OP needs to break it down further as we don't how many are trapped in a body of the wrong gender. Could alter the whole ratio...

For instance, "G-Factor" is supposedly male. But he has a "g-factor"? Hmm...
The "G" is for "gorilla." At least half of the Moderators of the message board are Otherkin; I thought this was generally known?
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Old 08-19-2012, 05:37 PM
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Just be happy you don't have to see Colibri's banana slug cosplay.
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Old 08-19-2012, 07:45 PM
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4:14 surely isn't right?
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Old 08-19-2012, 07:56 PM
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4:14 surely isn't right?
Why?
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:02 PM
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4:14 surely isn't right?
Why?
This page lists 17 moderators. Unless one mod is two people -- and tomndebb's name suggests that he/she/they is/are two people, but I think he's just one -- it can't be 4:14.
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:22 PM
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Why?
Doesn't sound right.

Tuba, Lynn, Elynn, Gwyn, Una and Twix - 6 females.
Marley, Sam, Tom, Idle, Gfactor, and CK Dexter = 6 males

So found 50% more than 4 in both sexes! No sensey-making!
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:29 PM
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Doesn't sound right.

Tuba, Lynn, Elynn, Gwyn, Una and Twix - 6 females.
Marley, Sam, Tom, Idle, Gfactor, and CK Dexter = 6 males

So found 50% more than 4 in both sexes! No sensey-making!
Before someone comes in to get all cross about it, I'll preempt by saying that the totals are incorrect. I do not work for the message board, I work directly for and with Cecil. I'm a scientist, not an enforcer.
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:31 PM
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Is xash no longer a mod or admin?
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:35 PM
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Doesn't sound right.

Tuba, Lynn, Elynn, Gwyn, Una and Twix - 6 females.
Marley, Sam, Tom, Idle, Gfactor, and CK Dexter = 6 males

So found 50% more than 4 in both sexes! No sensey-making!
This isn't a list of the mods and admins! See link above.
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:51 PM
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Is xash no longer a mod or admin?
He's no longer actively an administrator, but he retains admin powers, as do I. Generally I only use my powers to stop a spammer in mid-spam, in the middle of the night.
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:02 PM
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I think the SDMB mods are like those dead/undead quantum cats in boxes that only the cool kids can understand.

Until you actually look in the box, it may not really be there. Then depending on if they are, or it isn't, then a random moderator in a parallel universe finds their penis missing. And their cat dies.

Or something.
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Old 08-20-2012, 12:13 AM
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Must have been quite a Christmas. Perhaps if we remind her of her Latin grammar and then ask her nicely she'll change to twickstrix (or twixtwix: a female trickster with a speech impediment, bearing candy).
-ster is feminine in Middle English.
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:06 AM
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-ster is feminine in Middle English.
Spoil my wordplay with facts, will you, you orix!1 Do you think you're some kind of auctrix2, you bōster?3 I can't quite call you a leiƷster4, but why should I suffer the tongue of a conciontrix?5 Against you I shall send legions of balesters6 and barresters7, all male, until you need weilsters.8 Oh, there will be sleiƷster9, sister!

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1 a kind of bird similar to a guinea hen
2 a woman whose opinion or statement is accepted as authoritative
3 braggart, boaster, arrogant person
4 a liar (female)
5 a woman who harangues the people
6 crossbowmen
7 barristers, lawyers
8 professional female mourner, 'wailster'
9 slaughter
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:31 PM
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However one self-identifies. If someone is, say, a woman with an unfortunate appendage then she's a woman. Same with those offended by having opposite sex chromosomes. OK? :-)



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The OP needs to break it down further as we don't how many are trapped in a body of the wrong gender. Could alter the whole ratio...

For instance, "G-Factor" is supposedly male. But he has a "g-factor"? Hmm...
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:33 PM
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Read "Omoo" yet?

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Spoil my wordplay with facts, will you, you orix!1 Do you think you're some kind of auctrix2, you bōster?3 I can't quite call you a leiƷster4, but why should I suffer the tongue of a conciontrix?5 Against you I shall send legions of balesters6 and barresters7, all male, until you need weilsters.8 Oh, there will be sleiƷster9, sister!

This post brought to you with the help of the searchable Middle English Dictionary

(PS: If you're not a woman, would you mind pretending for the sake of this post?)

1 a kind of bird similar to a guinea hen
2 a woman whose opinion or statement is accepted as authoritative
3 braggart, boaster, arrogant person
4 a liar (female)
5 a woman who harangues the people
6 crossbowmen
7 barristers, lawyers
8 professional female mourner, 'wailster'
9 slaughter
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Old 08-25-2012, 11:03 AM
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Show us your boobs!
I would never have said that, but I knew it was coming.

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He's no longer actively an administrator, but he retains admin powers, as do I. Generally I only use my powers to stop a spammer in mid-spam, in the middle of the night.
You're scary, Lynn!
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Old 08-26-2012, 02:00 PM
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You're not using enough double negatives to be taken seriously.

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Spoil my wordplay with facts, will you, you orix!1 Do you think you're some kind of auctrix2, you bōster?3 I can't quite call you a leiƷster4, but why should I suffer the tongue of a conciontrix?5 Against you I shall send legions of balesters6 and barresters7, all male, until you need weilsters.8 Oh, there will be sleiƷster9, sister!

This post brought to you with the help of the searchable Middle English Dictionary

(PS: If you're not a woman, would you mind pretending for the sake of this post?)

1 a kind of bird similar to a guinea hen
2 a woman whose opinion or statement is accepted as authoritative
3 braggart, boaster, arrogant person
4 a liar (female)
5 a woman who harangues the people
6 crossbowmen
7 barristers, lawyers
8 professional female mourner, 'wailster'
9 slaughter
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Old 08-26-2012, 02:02 PM
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I was to get there when the facts were in.

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