Hun, Please tell me your mom will throw you out for having a boyfriend _before_ I become your first

[Ludovic]

Originally Posted by Blackberry

Then why did her mother say she wasn't FIFTEEN like she told you?

She could be trying to scare him.

[Blackberry]

Originally Posted by Ludovic

She could be trying to scare him.

While also saying, "It's not your fault, you've done nothing wrong, due to developmental issues my daughter just isn't mature enough to have a boyfriend"? I don't think so.

[digs]

Okay, I've just come up with a rule of thumb:

If you can't have a relationship with someone without getting in their pants, then you're not ready for a serious relationship.

[clairobscur]

Originally Posted by Troppus

. If you are in fact seeking advice: don't get involved with anyone without a job, a secure place to live, and a proven ability to utilize birth control.

I'm 47 and I would still be a virgin if I hadn't been involved with women not fitting these conditions.

OK, I'm a bit of an outlier on this one, but seriously? That's not sensible advice for a 18 yo. . .Most of his potential partners won't fit them for a long time.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Does a lemonade stand count?

[Ferret Herder]

Originally Posted by clairobscur

I'm 47 and I would still be a virgin if I hadn't been involved with women not fitting these conditions.

OK, I'm a bit of an outlier on this one, but seriously? That's not sensible advice for a 18 yo. . .Most of his potential partners won't fit them for a long time.

The "secure place to live" and "birth control" would have been helpful at least - revealing after having sex that "oh hey, mom will totally throw me out of the house if she even finds out I have a BF, much less what she'll do if she finds out you fucked me" falls under the "secure place to live" category.