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Old 09-02-2012, 06:05 PM
Broomstick Broomstick is offline
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So... if you're a person who finds it ethically repulsive to eat something that is still living how does one politely decline such a dish if presented with such?
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Old 09-02-2012, 06:40 PM
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"But ... it's looking at me!"

Upon which, the host will take out a cleaver and start singing Christmas carols.
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:22 AM
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Urgh, this thread is making me want to become a vegetarian again.
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:34 AM
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So... if you're a person who finds it ethically repulsive to eat something that is still living how does one politely decline such a dish if presented with such?

"I cain't eat this, it ain't dead yet!"
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Old 09-03-2012, 04:00 AM
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So... if you're a person who finds it ethically repulsive to eat something that is still living how does one politely decline such a dish if presented with such?
Shoot it in the head with your trusty .45. Act surprised and bemused when the hosts become all shocked and horrified.

(I love culture clashes. Especially when bloodshed and *phagy are involved. )

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Old 09-03-2012, 05:46 AM
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No, guys, I mean seriously - how does one bow out of eating a dish one find ethically repulsive?

(It's the live part that's the problem for me - I have no trouble with raw, but still living just crosses the line for me.)
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:12 AM
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"No thank you, I'll stick to the chicken," same as any other food you don't prefer.

I've had live mangrove worms in the Philippines. Tastes like oysters.
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