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Old 10-29-2012, 02:33 PM
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Hello!

Hello, I'm Kate and I'm new to this board.

We just started an online, all natural beef, store [link deleted] - and I'm excited to see recipes, meet new friends and share our amazing beef with you guys.

Thanks for welcoming me to your site - I can't wait to connect.

Kate

Last edited by Colibri; 10-29-2012 at 05:18 PM. Reason: even though she's selling beef, it's actually spam
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:34 PM
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Reported.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:37 PM
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Hello!

Goodbye!
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:39 PM
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As this is in the pit anyway, can you delete the link in the OP and leave this up so we can mock it?
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:41 PM
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Well, at least she started in the right place.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:44 PM
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I'm so disappointed. Kate is one of my favorite girl's names.

I had such high hopes for you, KatePS. You've broken my heart.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:45 PM
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It was a shock to us all.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:48 PM
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Well, at least she started in the right place.
I wondered if the "BBQ Pit" name is what attracted the beef ad?
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:48 PM
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Hey, OP! I got yer Hot Beef right here!
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:49 PM
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Don't be so hard on her, she's probably in a wheelchair (but wealthy, at least)
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:50 PM
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Yeh-she's hit a few other message boards with this.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:51 PM
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I guess natural beef is as good a hobby as any.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:52 PM
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Don't be so hard on her, she's probably in a wheelchair (but wealthy, at least)
Huh huh huh. You said 'hard on'.

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Old 10-29-2012, 02:54 PM
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I guess natural beef is as good a hobby as any.
Especially tubesteak smothered in underwear.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:54 PM
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I say good-bye!
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:10 PM
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Was that from Beat The Meatles?
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:11 PM
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Especially tubesteak smothered in underwear.
And it makes it's own gravy!
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:14 PM
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And it makes it's own gravy!
OK, I changed my mind. You can make this thread disappear now.


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Old 10-29-2012, 03:17 PM
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I'm very annoyed by your website.

It clearly states:

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Quarter

A quarter of beef is just the right amount for many families. You can expect to get at least 175 lbs. of beef for only $6.15, which is much cheaper than buying each of the items included in this package individually. Your quarter of beef will include a variety of steaks, roasts and steakburger.
Well, I'm up for 175lbs of beef for $6.15.

However when I add it to my cart we're talking over seven hundred of your american dollars.

Why do you lie?
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:18 PM
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Nice tips, although the tri was a little weird.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:20 PM
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by the way I don't think this is spam, this is just someone who's google bbq board or something.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:22 PM
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What is this tripe?
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:23 PM
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by the way I don't think this is spam, this is just someone who's google bbq board or something.
Hitting diferent boards and signing up just to drop an ad for her company is spam.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:24 PM
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by the way I don't think this is spam, this is just someone who's google bbq board or something.
It's not spam. Spam is made from pork.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:25 PM
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Apparently you can BBQ Spam.

Sounds yummy.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:27 PM
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Was that from Beat The Meatles?
They are hard to beat!
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:27 PM
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Apparently you can BBQ Spam.
I believe that is what we are currently doing, is it not?
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:28 PM
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Hitting diferent boards and signing up just to drop an ad for her company is spam.
I suppose that's true but I tend to associate spam with scams and stuff where as at least this seems like a legit company, and given it's a family firm this could be a 12/75 year old or something trying hard so I am inclined to give some slack.

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Old 10-29-2012, 03:28 PM
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Greetings Kate, The Straight Dope Message Board has a "beef" with random advertising links. A thread like this will meat with pun-ishments.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:29 PM
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It's not spam. Spam is made from pork.
Allegedly
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:32 PM
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Ha! I get to post on this before it's closed and the OP banned!
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:33 PM
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I suppose that's true but I tend to associate spam with scams and stuff where as at least this seems like a legit company, and given it's a family firm this could be a 12/75 year old or something trying hard so I am inclined to give some slack.
You may be, and if it were a board you were sole admin of, you could do just that. However, this board isn't yours to administrate.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:36 PM
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You may be, and if it were a board you were sole admin of, you could do just that. However, this board isn't yours to administrate.
Oh, snap!
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:36 PM
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You may be, and if it were a board you were sole admin of, you could do just that. However, this board isn't yours to administrate.
I can still give my opinion, especially when it's pointing out stuff that an overworked mod might miss or be reluctant to look for. I see it as being helpful
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:38 PM
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I can still give my opinion, especially when it's pointing out stuff that an overworked mod might miss or be reluctant to look for. I see it as being helpful
Not until you admit that this is not your board. Say it!
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:38 PM
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:43 PM
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share our amazing beef with you guys.
In your end-o
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:50 PM
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In your end-o
"You can guess what happens next."

"He fixes the cable?"
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:50 PM
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Does it come with it's own key?
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:56 PM
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I'm very annoyed by your website.

It clearly states:



Well, I'm up for 175lbs of beef for $6.15.

However when I add it to my cart we're talking over seven hundred of your american dollars.

Why do you lie?
Shipping and handling. You just can't send a part of a cow through the post.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:59 PM
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Shipping and handling. You just can't send a part of a cow through the post.
Oh no. I've got to make some phone calls.
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:07 PM
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hello Kate.

i'm glad we're friends. cookout at my house. you bring the meat, i've got spuds and veggies.
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:10 PM
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Can the OP count? One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven.. Seven Asses!
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:12 PM
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I wasn't sure how much cattle cost, but I guess it never occurred to me that a single cow is worth almost $5,000.

Edit: Gosh, I hate to actally have a real discussion in between all the fun we're having...but if one had a few acres, how much could one profit from raising a single calf to full delicious adult meaty-ness?

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Old 10-29-2012, 04:15 PM
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Maybe I was raised differently, but I thought "share" meant you had an excess of something and gave, say, half of it to someone else, just to be nice.

Or at least that's how I've always shared my amazing beef.
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:17 PM
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Maybe I was raised differently, but I thought "share" meant you had an excess of something and gave, say, half of it to someone else, just to be nice.

Or at least that's how I've always shared my amazing beef.
You just give half?
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:17 PM
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What are you, a heckler? That was part of the joke!
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:18 PM
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I wasn't sure how much cattle cost, but I guess it never occurred to me that a single cow is worth almost $5,000.

Edit: Gosh, I hate to actally have a real discussion in between all the fun we're having...but if one had a few acres, how much could one profit from raising a single calf to full delicious adult meaty-ness?
Don't forget to account for the countless dollars in psychological damage you'll suffer from having to slaughter an adorable cow. And I had named him Steve!
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:21 PM
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What are you, a heckler? That was part of the joke!
Hey, when a place has a 2-drink minimum, you end up with assholes like me.


No, I juts didn't get it. I blame the cold medicine.

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Don't forget to account for the countless dollars in psychological damage you'll suffer from having to slaughter an adorable cow. And I had named him Steve!
What a horrible name for a cow! He was probably glad to be put out of his misery.

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Old 10-29-2012, 04:23 PM
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And it makes it's own gravy!
It puts the sauce on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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