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Old 11-18-2012, 03:23 PM
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Darn it.. no storyline. Been waiting for something more than one-offs for a while. :<
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:16 PM
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Well, I think the dickhead fox has now shown up enough to count as a recurring character, at least. But yeah, he doesn't have much of what you'd call a storyline.
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Old 11-18-2012, 10:07 PM
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I think of the fox as a Native American character called Trickster; he is represented by the coyote in local lore. He plays tricks on others just because he can. Yep, he's a dick!
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Old 11-19-2012, 04:24 AM
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Um...there are products for sale in the Oglaf store that describe him as Derp Fox.
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Old 11-19-2012, 05:37 AM
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Still no giraffapillar stuff for sale That's as disappointing as, um, er, um, a bad and inappropriate metaphor.
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Old 11-19-2012, 08:18 PM
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I really want one of those derpfox shirts, except I can't wear orange
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:20 PM
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Oh... I almost missed the epilogue. Mostly because the link isn't called "epilogue" this time.
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:59 PM
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I like the vocabularly bears better than the prostitute bears.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:14 PM
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New one Someday, over the rainbow ... I see octarine there
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:46 PM
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Am I the only one who didn't get that, at all? Is there some niche out there of porn with psychedelic effects?
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:02 PM
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I don't get it either. Rapidly losing interest in this thing.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:32 PM
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Sometimes, the joke is just that this world is full of deranged people.
New one.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:46 PM
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Am I the only one who didn't get that, at all? Is there some niche out there of porn with psychedelic effects?
I think it's pretty obvious this strip was just Cooper playing with her graphics software.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:47 PM
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Sometimes, the joke is just that this world is full of deranged people.
New one.
For those who missed it, the woman previously appeared in Good Behavior.
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:59 PM
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That makes the guy officially in continuity, I think.
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:07 PM
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yay, my favorite character returns! and i'm not talking about Misteque
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:04 PM
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yay, my favorite character returns! and i'm not talking about Misteque
You're waiting for the return of... the prison warden?
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Old 12-08-2012, 08:25 PM
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You're waiting for the return of... the prison warden?
Oh that sideburns/ mustache combo and such professional conduct. What's not to love?

I would put this girl at my #2 after Greir (I think that "The Rogue's Arsenal" really put her at the top), followed by the Mistress's guards.
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:20 PM
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New one. That got weird fast...
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:44 PM
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New one. That got weird fast...
He was damn lucky that Lucius Bonecrusher
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. That could have gone very badly.
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:02 PM
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He was damn lucky that Lucius Bonecrusher
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. That could have gone very badly.
I figure Lucius's trainer uses the same technique.
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:54 PM
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Yawn. "And then they had gay sex." Bit overdone IMO.
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:19 PM
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Yeah, I was hoping that the kid would go against the trainer's advice and come on to the hot bathing ladies anyway, and it turn out that they weren't out of his league after all.
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:19 PM
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He was damn lucky that Lucius Bonecrusher
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Actually, in the Oglaf-verse the odds were about 10 to 1 in his favor.
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Old 12-09-2012, 04:45 PM
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I don't get it. What did the trainer(s) have in mind with this strategy? How would finding your opponent attractive make you a better fighter?
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Old 12-09-2012, 04:51 PM
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I don't get it. What did the trainer(s) have in mind with this strategy? How would finding your opponent attractive make you a better fighter?
If I'm following the comic correctly, not only does your opponent have to be attractive, but also out of your league. And that makes you angry.. Grrrrr
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:41 AM
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Oh... That actually makes sense. I managed to miss that.
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:06 AM
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Oh... That actually makes sense.
Well, for sufficiently generous definitions of "sense".
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:32 AM
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If it wasn't for the successful outcome of "The Sword Master", I'd say he was full of it.
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Old 12-10-2012, 11:54 AM
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I think the joke is supposed to be that the Swordmaster is a nut. He gives advice that makes no sense - it's a parody of the fantasy movie cliche about mentors who teach their proteges through confusing lessons that have a hidden meaning that makes sense. In the Swordmaster's case, his confusing lessons are just nonsense.

Specifically, the Swordmaster told his student to prepare for a fight by spending a month masturbating over a picture of his opponent - which is a crazy idea for winning a fight. The punchline is that the Swordmaster now plans on beating his student - so he is going to spend a month first masturbating over a picture of his student.

Trying to make rational sense out of the Swordmaster's lessons won't work. They're supposed to be irrational. It would be like trying to make sense out of Sandoval's desire to turn Ivan into a boat.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:44 PM
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He gives advice that makes no sense - it's a parody of the fantasy movie cliche about mentors who teach their proteges through confusing lessons that have a hidden meaning that makes sense.
Bingo.

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Old 12-10-2012, 12:49 PM
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Yawn. "And then they had gay sex." Bit overdone IMO.
Are you going to post this every time the comic involves gay sex?
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:50 PM
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Are you going to post this every time the comic involves gay sex?
i.e. every single time?
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:02 PM
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i.e. every single time?
For anyone who as an issue with spontaneous sex appearing in illogical or whimsical situations, whether gay or otherwise: this comic probably isn't for you.
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:44 AM
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New one.
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:01 PM
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It got funnier when I realized that Wingman and Pity Date were their superhero names. But not by much.
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:21 PM
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It got funnier when I realized that Wingman and Pity Date were their superhero names. But not by much.
I get the feeling that Cooper thinks that Mistertique is hysterically funny.
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:17 PM
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What if it's Ivan under that mask?
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:34 PM
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New one. That got weird fast...
This is my first time having seen this comic. The weirdest part of it was the water she was pouring over her head. To me, the viscosity and opacity of the water looks like the artist was more used to drawing other fluids.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:10 PM
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This is my first time having seen this comic. The weirdest part of it was the water she was pouring over her head. To me, the viscosity and opacity of the water looks like the artist was more used to drawing other fluids.
I get what you're saying there, but I'm pretty sure that what you're seeing is actually the woman's hair flowing with the water.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:11 PM
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Sorry, but that Mistertique is still not doing anything for me. :\ Not even in a funny way.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:22 PM
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I really like the Top Gun reference.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:40 PM
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Are you going to post this every time the comic involves gay sex?
Sorry, was I pissing in your Cheerios or something?
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:43 PM
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I really like the Top Gun reference.
"Wingman" is also slang for a friend who helps you with a pickup routine.
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:12 PM
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"Wingman" is also slang for a friend who helps you with a pickup routine.
Yes.
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:21 PM
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How many Epilogues are added after the fact? Now I have to look for more....

Doppelbanger, ha!
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Old 12-22-2012, 01:32 PM
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How many Epilogues are added after the fact? Now I have to look for more....

Doppelbanger, ha!
Yawn. "And then they had lesbian sex." Bit overdone IMO.

(I always miss the epilogues unless someone points them out to me...)
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Old 12-23-2012, 12:21 PM
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New one: http://oglaf.com/trueslut2012/1/

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title="If you wanna catch flies, use honey. That's why bees catch so many flies."

Kind of a filler, with no comic next week.

Germane?
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...-giveaway-.gif
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Old 12-23-2012, 12:45 PM
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Yawn. "And then they had lesbian sex."
I don't think those go together. Anywhere or any time.
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:06 PM
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"What are you gonna do? Release the dicks? Or the bees? Or the dicks with bees in their balls so when they cum they shoot bees at you?"
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