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Old 12-06-2012, 09:57 PM
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Does the OP listen to any other music? How does she -- I'm going out on a limb here and assuming female -- feel about the Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk to Fuck"?
I've never heard of that act or song. To answer your first question, my top ten favorites are the following.

1.) James Otto
2.) Alison Krauss
3.) LeAnn Rimes
4.) Tanya Tucker
5.) Trace Adkins
6.) Darryl Worley
7.) Brad Paisley
8.) Kenny Chesney
9.) Toby Keith
10.) Hal Ketchum

Brooks & Dunn, SheDaisy, and Diamond Rio are my most favorite duo/trip/group.

God bless you and all of my favorites always!!!

Holly
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:00 PM
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If you have never seen James sing live before, you can see him on your screen tonight at 8PM EST by going here.

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

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Old 12-17-2012, 06:11 PM
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The performance that I tell about in my previous message here has been moved to this Thursday night December 20th at 8 PM EST.

God bless you and James always!!!

Holly
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:33 PM
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Aw, God Fucking Damnit! I missed it.

EDIT: Oh wait! No I haven't! That's later this week. Praise be!

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Old 12-17-2012, 10:45 PM
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^^^ Yeah!!!

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Old 12-18-2012, 09:31 AM
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But the world ends the next day so I don't know if I would want to waste my time watching James Otto on the night before.
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Old 12-18-2012, 10:23 AM
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^^^ James could very well sing his song named "Soldiers & Jesus" because of that.

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

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Old 01-06-2013, 04:34 PM
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Go here for a brand new write up on James!

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

P.S. If any of you here are in the Toledo area of Ohio, you missed a great performance from James and I believe that it was a free one too!
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:44 PM
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I am almost suicidal because I missed his concert broadcast.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:44 PM
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^^^ What concert broadcast?

God bless you and him always!!!

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Old 01-06-2013, 07:47 PM
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^^^ What concert broadcast?

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The one you mentioned in your posts Nos. 52 and 53.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:13 PM
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^^^ You missed an awesome performance that night. James couldn't have sounded more precious when singing "Silent Night".

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:30 PM
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^^^ You missed an awesome performance that night. James couldn't have sounded more precious when singing "Silent Night".

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly
I heard he poured gasoline over himself and smashed his guitar onstage at the end of that number, before spitting at the audience. Quite the showman.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:43 PM
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^^^ Do you believe everything that you hear?

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Holly
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Old 01-06-2013, 11:32 PM
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I'm speechless.
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Old 01-06-2013, 11:36 PM
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I'm speechless.
Then my "Silence Forever" spell has struck the wrong poster, and I sincerely apologize.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:01 AM
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Who the fuck is James Otto?
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:08 AM
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Oh, good grief.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:39 AM
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^^^ Do you believe everything that you hear?

God bless you always!!!

Holly
I admit I may have been misinformed. Or perhaps it was another James Otto.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:30 AM
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^^^ I have heard James say that there is another James Otto in Nashville, because James said that there has been mail in his box before with another address on it, but yet the same name.

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Who the fuck is James Otto?
Check out the first message in this chat.

God bless you two and James always!!!

Holly
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:34 AM
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... James said that there has been mail in his box before with another address on it ...
This sounds like some sort of sexual code he's transmitting. Wink wink, nod nod.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:37 AM
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Oh, good grief.
James Otto is a Peanuts character? Well, what do you know!
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:39 AM
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James Otto is his stage name. He was Charlie Brown while growing up.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:43 AM
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This sounds like some sort of sexual code he's transmitting. Wink wink, nod nod.
Actually it isn't. Sadly the mail people in Nashville just don't know how to get that other guy's mail to the right address.

God bless you and James always!!!

Holly

P.S. I have wondered if that other guy has ever gotten the wrong mail as well too because of the Nashville mail people. I wouldn't be shocked if they have messed up there too.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:45 AM
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James Otto is his stage name. He was Charlie Brown while growing up.
Oh, that explains things. Does he still wear that cute T-shirt with the zig-zag pattern on it?
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:51 AM
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^^^ James wasn't even born yet when that cartoon was being done.

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:39 PM
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I admit I may have been misinformed. Or perhaps it was another James Otto.
Maybe you have confused him with Otto James, the renowned bassoonist.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:53 PM
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I heard he poured gasoline over himself and smashed his guitar onstage at the end of that number, before spitting at the audience. Quite the showman.
No, that was Celine Dion.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:04 PM
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People, please.
If you want to post snark or if you want to make fun of James Otto, start a new Thread.

This Thread is for those of us who love James Otto and our God who blesses him.
And you, I suppose.
Sometimes.
O.K. always.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:25 PM
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James Otto is a Peanuts character? Well, what do you know!
No, not a Peanuts character. He drives the school bus on The Simpsons.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:35 PM
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People, please.
If you want to post snark or if you want to make fun of James Otto, start a new Thread.

This Thread is for those of us who love James Otto and our God who blesses him.
And you, I suppose.
Sometimes.
O.K. always.
Actually every message added to this chat is very much appreciated, including this one from you, because many hands makes light work. Thank you so much to you and everyone else here who has gotten in on this chat!

God bless you and James always!!!

Holly
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:18 AM
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People, please.
If you want to post snark or if you want to make fun of James Otto, start a new Thread.

This Thread is for those of us who love James Otto and our God who blesses him.
And you, I suppose.
Sometimes.
O.K. always.
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Actually every message added to this chat is very much appreciated, including this one from you, because many hands makes light work. Thank you so much to you and everyone else here who has gotten in on this chat!

God bless you and James always!!!

Holly
Get a room, you two.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:37 AM
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^^^ No thank you. I sleep alone until I am married.

God bless you always!!!

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Old 01-08-2013, 09:47 AM
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^^^ No thank you. I sleep alone until I am married.
What if James Otto started getting frisky with you?
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:00 AM
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^^^ No thank you. I sleep alone until I am married.

God bless you always!!!

Holly
I think you might be in one of those situations where it's best to cut the dose in half.


Or double it up and take the dream all the way.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:44 PM
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^^^ I am not on any medication.

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What if James Otto started getting frisky with you?
His wife would kill him.

God bless you two and James and his family always!!!

Holly
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:41 PM
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His wife would kill him.
Then no more James Otto
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:51 PM
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I think this photo tells you everything you need to know about James Otto.
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:25 PM
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He's so dreamy!

God blesses you.

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Old 01-08-2013, 03:01 PM
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I think this photo tells you everything you need to know about James Otto.
Ah, so his wife isn't his only half-hearted attempt at a beard!
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:32 PM
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Ah, so his wife isn't his only half-hearted attempt at a beard!
I can smell the Axe body spray through my screen.
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:49 PM
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I want to know more about the sinister "Nashville mail people" of whom the OP speaks. I had a nightmare last night about Nashville mail people creeping up on me in the dark. Let us pray that God blesses James Otto and all of us, and protects us from the Nashville mail people, always.
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Old 01-08-2013, 07:33 PM
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I think this photo tells you everything you need to know about James Otto.
Did God bless that shirt?
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Old 01-08-2013, 07:46 PM
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What if James Otto started getting frisky with you?
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His wife would kill him.
Yes, but what if?

And I am , of course, talking about this other, mail-thieving James Otto in Nashville.

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Old 01-08-2013, 07:50 PM
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^^^ There are two of them in Nashville, but since I know what you are really asking me, I would tell him that we have to be married first before we ever make a southern connection.

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I want to know more about the sinister "Nashville mail people" of whom the OP speaks. I had a nightmare last night about Nashville mail people creeping up on me in the dark. Let us pray that God blesses James Otto and all of us, and protects us from the Nashville mail people, always.
Well what they have done can be done by any mail person sadly. Sometimes other people's mail have been put in my box. A package that was supposed to go to someone else was actually dropped off at my house one time.

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I think this photo tells you everything you need to know about James Otto.
Thanks for the link! Only that shot of him is like seven years old now. Go here for a more recent shot of him!

God bless you three and James always!!!

Holly
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Old 01-08-2013, 07:57 PM
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^^^ There are two of them in Nashville, but since I know what you are really asking me, I would tell him that we have to be married first before we ever make a southern connection.
But what if he came to you and said he had terminal brain cancer, had only two days to live, his wife was incommunicado in Paris, and his biggest desire was to have sex one more time before he died?


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Well what they have done can be done by any mail person sadly. Sometimes other people's mail have been put in my box.
Now it sounds as if you're speaking in sexual code. And you misspelled "male."
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:04 PM
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^^^ I didn't miss spell that word. Mail is what I was meaning to say in the first place, like in the phrase "You got mail."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. To answer the first part of your message, my reply would still be "No." because I believe that the Lord's word has to come first.
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:07 PM
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I always thought the expression was "You got male." Something similar to "You go, girl!"

But what if James Otto said if you turned him down, he was going to find the Sleaziest Prostitute on Earth?
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:14 PM
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^^^ That would be a decision that James would have to ask the Lord to forgive him for.

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:35 PM
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I'm really not sure how the OP manages to be both the sweetest and creepiest fan I've ever seen, but she's nailed it. Cute l'il stalker!
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