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Old 05-13-2013, 04:09 PM
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Women with huge plump lips. Does the fantasy deliver in real life?

Big plump lips have been a thing ever since Angelina Jolie and Lisa Rinna hit the scene. A coworker told me theres even lipsticks that plump the lips. Some women go for medical Collagen Replacement Therapy. All for that perfect trout pout that beautiful black women are naturally born with.

How to express the male fantasy delicately? Lets just say trout pouts supposedly enhance the experience of oral stimulation on the male glans.

But does it really work? Does the fantasy live up to its reputation? Is sex really better with a woman sporting a trout pout?

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Old 05-13-2013, 05:01 PM
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Old 05-13-2013, 05:10 PM
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I never even thought that's the reason someone would plump their limps. Plump lips are right up there with obviously fake tans as things women think men like but no man does.
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Old 05-13-2013, 06:15 PM
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"Trout pout"? Ewww.... How can anything that could be called "trout pout" be sexy?


Back in college, I spent some time kissing a woman with naturally puffy lips. Sorry, ____, but I kind of didn't like it.
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Old 05-13-2013, 06:19 PM
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It never occurred to me that they would actually feel better. They just look sexier, at least to me. My personal theory is that they appeal to the part of the brain that looks at, ahem, nether lips and assumes when they are puffy that the woman is fertile. Sort of a caveman, evolutionary, fetish-that-propogates-the-species kind of thing.
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i feel really, really bad for every black woman that you know

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Old 05-13-2013, 06:26 PM
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Old 05-13-2013, 06:27 PM
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Never had the pleasure of a trout pout on my member. Seems logical bigger lips would be better. But I married a thin lipped WASP and don't plan on ever leaving her.

I'm not afraid to admit that I thought about Angelina Jolie's oral abilities 15 years ago in Lara Croft. Almost impossible not to.

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Old 05-13-2013, 06:27 PM
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I thought puffy lips were supposed to be attractive because they indicated youth, vitality, and a healthy proportion of body fat. Honestly, the other thing had never occurred to me, and lips that look overly or artificially plumped up just look weird and bad to me anyways, IMHO.
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Old 05-13-2013, 07:27 PM
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When it comes to the genuinely outstanding oral sex, the lips turn out to be rather trivial. But there was a recent survey of men on the subject: 10% of the respondents said they most enjoyed the sensation, 7% said the got off on the feeling of power, and 83% said the best part was having a bit of quiet time.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:26 PM
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I've never thought of the effect of plump lips on a blowjob. I thought the "fantasy" was that they'd be nice to kiss.
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Old 05-13-2013, 09:37 PM
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"Trout pout"? Ewww.... How can anything that could be called "trout pout" be sexy?
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:21 PM
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I've never thought of the effect of plump lips on a blowjob. I thought the "fantasy" was that they'd be nice to kiss.
Actually, I dated a Malaysian woman once with said lips. The BJs were f'n great but the kissing was wierd. (Or hard to get used to.) Her pillowy lips felt like they were pushing me away rather than pulling me in.
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:35 PM
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Yes this thread is for real and y'all are welcome not to participate. Which is advice I think you should give heed to.
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:38 PM
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Yes this thread is for real and y'all are welcome not to participate. Which is advice I think you should give heed to.
I will surely give your advice all the consideration it deserves.

On a related note, someone should lock this thread and then set it on fire.

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Old 05-13-2013, 10:38 PM
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If you want your woman to have huge plump lips, just sock her one in the mouth. I wouldn't bet on the rest of the evening being all that romantic though.
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:48 PM
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If you want your woman to have huge plump lips, just sock her one in the mouth. I wouldn't bet on the rest of the evening being all that romantic though.
Didn't sock her hard enough then.
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:50 PM
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This board has frank adult discussions about sex fairly often Just two weeks ago there was a thread started by a woman on deep throating.

That's what makes the SDMB so interesting. We're discussing politics, crime, tv shows. There's a nice blend of everything and that includes human sexuality. It's one of the few places where we can have mature discussions without it degenerating into typical teen locker room talk. I really appreciate having the SDMB as a place that welcomes discussions on all subjects.

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I will surely give your advice all the consideration it deserves.

On a related note, someone should lock this thread and then set it on fire.

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Old 05-14-2013, 12:06 AM
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This board has frank adult discussions about sex fairly often Just two weeks ago there was a thread started by a woman on deep throating.

That's what makes the SDMB so interesting. We're discussing politics, crime, tv shows. There's a nice blend of everything and that includes human sexuality. It's one of the few places where we can have mature discussions without it degenerating into typical teen locker room talk.
if i had a teen whose sex talk was both as lame and as racist as this thread is, i think we would probably have to have one of those talks

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Old 05-14-2013, 12:09 AM
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if my teen's sex talk were as shitty and racist as this thread, i would commit suicide
Stop replying to this thread if all you're going to do is hijack it and continue on this line.
As much as you may dislike it, it is a legit and okay topic with replies all relating to the subject at hand.

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Old 05-14-2013, 01:30 AM
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When it comes to the genuinely outstanding oral sex, the lips turn out to be rather trivial. But there was a recent survey of men on the subject: 10% of the respondents said they most enjoyed the sensation, 7% said the got off on the feeling of power, and 83% said the best part was having a bit of quiet time.
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Old 05-14-2013, 09:41 AM
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The trout pout look never did it for me, in fact it tends to "undo" it.

I do like a woman with a wide mouth, though. Think Julia Roberts, or Clare Calbraith, Jane Moorsum from Downton Abbey.
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Old 05-14-2013, 10:53 AM
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The trout pout look never did it for me, in fact it tends to "undo" it.

I do like a woman with a wide mouth, though. Think Julia Roberts, or Clare Calbraith, Jane Moorsum from Downton Abbey.
In the same vein as the plumped lips...does the wide mouth make any difference or is it just a fantasy difference?

Having a girl with a wide mouth have your thingy in her mouth isn't really going to make your thingy look or feel bigger, I'd imagine!
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:11 AM
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I dated a girl in college with a lucious, bee-string lower lip. The fantasy involved kissing and yes, her lips delivered. Thanks for reminding me. Can't help you with any other lip action.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:21 AM
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In the same vein as the plumped lips...does the wide mouth make any difference or is it just a fantasy difference?

Having a girl with a wide mouth have your thingy in her mouth isn't really going to make your thingy look or feel bigger, I'd imagine!
Thinking back over many decades of experience, the absolute worst oral sex I ever experienced was pretty damn good. Just sayin.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:32 AM
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Thinking back over many decades of experience, the absolute worst oral sex I ever experienced was pretty damn good. Just sayin.
Oh, no doubt. So why would a girl with a big mouth be more alluring than one with a uh...proportionate mouth?
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:34 AM
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Oh, no doubt. So why would a girl with a big mouth be more alluring than one with a uh...proportionate mouth?
I don't get it either.
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Old 05-14-2013, 12:16 PM
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I really do not understand why you think the plumpness or otherwise of lips would affect the quality of blowjobs. Surely, all the stimulation there happens inside the mouth.

Like most other things men think look sexy, plump lips look sexy because they are a visual marker of femininity, one of the many subtle and not so subtle cues, like big eyes, a curving waist, a small nose, or high cheek bones that tell you that this is a woman, and therefore you ought to fuck her. No particular "fantasy" about how big lips might affect blowjobs, or even (more plausibly) kissing, has to be involved.

Even big breasts, IMHO, function mainly as a visual cue, and the actual tactual difference they make to lovemaking is trivial compared to the psychological effect their appearance can have on a man (myself very much included). There may often be fantasies about how good those boobs would feel involved in this case, but, in my experience, although the fantasy is not entirely baseless, the reality falls far short. Big boobs do feel nice, but not nearly as nice as they look as though they are going to feel. Knowing that does not at all stop them looking damn good though. They are still yelling FEMALE at you.
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In the same vein as the plumped lips...does the wide mouth make any difference or is it just a fantasy difference?

Having a girl with a wide mouth have your thingy in her mouth isn't really going to make your thingy look or feel bigger, I'd imagine!
I never said it was logical, or rational, for that matter. It might have something to do with an ex-GF who had a mouth like that and who was particularly talented in that field. It also might be because my wife says she can't open her mouth wide enough to get me deeper without her back teeth causing some damage. And it might just be because I like the look of a wide mouth.
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It also might be because my wife says she can't open her mouth wide enough to get me deeper without her back teeth causing some damage.
You know back teeth are actually to the side, right? Your wife may have very good reasons for not wanting to take you deeper (such as her gag reflex, for one thing) but it has nothing to do with her back teeth, or with the size of her lips, come to that.
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Old 05-14-2013, 04:35 PM
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If you want your woman to have huge plump lips, just sock her one in the mouth. I wouldn't bet on the rest of the evening being all that romantic though.
This posts implying violence are really not appropriate. And Shakes, you don't need to be junior-modding.
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Old 05-14-2013, 05:30 PM
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Old 05-14-2013, 06:56 PM
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I never even thought that's the reason someone would plump their limps. Plump lips are right up there with obviously fake tans as things women think men like but no man does.
I do. I mean, letís not get over the top, but yes, full lips and/or a nice tan line are sexy.

What men donít care about? Designer labels. Most make up, other than lipstick. Super-long eyelashes? Meh.
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What men donít care about? Designer labels. Most make up, other than lipstick. Super-long eyelashes? Meh.
And long fingernails.
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:49 AM
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And long fingernails.


Well, I donít like short, esp gnawed on nails. So, yeah, as long as it isnít too extremes, fine.

And as far as lips feeling different? More than half of sex is in your brain. So, if you think itís hot, then yes, the sex will be better.
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Old 05-16-2013, 01:13 AM
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They look good on your dick. That's the point.

Big boobs don't really "work" better than small ones, but we loves them anyway!

Now, feel old and creepy as you remember this ad from your youth...

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Old 05-16-2013, 01:16 AM
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They look good on your dick. That's the point.

Big boobs don't really "work" better than small ones, but we loves them anyway!

Now, feel old and creepy as you remember this ad from your youth...
Did...did I just engage in child porn by clicking that link?

I agree with your first sentence. Guys like the visual of full lips on the dick. In hip hop, there were some that called them 'dick sucking lips'.
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Did...did I just engage in child porn by clicking that link?

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Old 05-16-2013, 10:28 AM
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Well I've heard the boys say one set of plump lips is indicative of another set being equally plump which makes me wonder how far the trouters are prepared to plump and whether men with big feet really do wear big shoes.
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Now, feel old and creepy as you remember this ad from your youth...
My god that's bad. Where's the alarming and distasteful smiley?
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Old 05-16-2013, 08:03 PM
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I was beginning to think I was the only one that got creative thinking about Angelina Jolie's lips. Good to know there's other people out there thinking the same.

It is all just a fantasy. Just like titty f'ing a DD lady. The fantasy is much more fun than reality.

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Did...did I just engage in child porn by clicking that link?

I agree with your first sentence. Guys like the visual of full lips on the dick. In hip hop, there were some that called them 'dick sucking lips'.
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Old 05-17-2013, 05:45 PM
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When it comes to the genuinely outstanding oral sex, the lips turn out to be rather trivial. But there was a recent survey of men on the subject: 10% of the respondents said they most enjoyed the sensation, 7% said the got off on the feeling of power, and 83% said the best part was having a bit of quiet time.
Interesting. I'd have thought it was just the opposite despite the survey pretty much mirroring my own attitude (although the power trip number is a bit high). I have no practical experience to add to the OP, but when lips start looking like someone's having an allergic reaction to something my interest in them goes down. Jolie's are borderline too big IMHO, I don't find her attractive.
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I agree with your first sentence. Guys like the visual of full lips on the dick. In hip hop, there were some that called them 'dick sucking lips'.
But you can't even see the lips if they are round your dick (unless you have eyes in very weird places). Neither could anyone else, really. At most this appeal is purely in the imagination.
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Old 05-17-2013, 09:39 PM
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But you can't even see the lips if they are round your dick (unless you have eyes in very weird places). Neither could anyone else, really. At most this appeal is purely in the imagination.
Of course you can. It depends on the angle.
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Of course you can. It depends on the angle.
Are you confusing your dick with your nose?

I do not see much room for choices about angles here.

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Old 05-18-2013, 12:08 AM
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But you can't even see the lips if they are round your dick (unless you have eyes in very weird places). Neither could anyone else, really. At most this appeal is purely in the imagination.
Doesn't the girl usually play the lips up in those situations, though? I mean, before she gets down to biz and starts that steady rhythm we all know so well, doesn't she take a few seconds to play up the lips and tongue, just a bit? At the head? Or have I watched too much porn?
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One could perform some research by seeking out some classic porn scenes starring Vanessa Del Rio, who was well known for her very full lips. (Picture actually safe for work.)

Based on my own viewing of her body of work, her lips looked like they delivered everything they promised. The opening scene of her solo movie Viva Vanessa is quite possibly the most astonishing blow-job scenes in the history of porn. She virtually devours her co-star.
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Old 05-18-2013, 02:08 AM
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But you can't even see the lips if they are round your dick (unless you have eyes in very weird places). Neither could anyone else, really. At most this appeal is purely in the imagination.
Huh? Maybe if you're morbidly obese you can't see it.
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