Generic Flame

I have an insane desire to flame certain members, but how will I know if they actually read this forum? Some of them might have the good sense to stay out of here, or just keep their stupid mouths shut even if they do read my rants? (I am, after all, emminently ignorable). Maybe a generic, all encompassing flame will do the trick? Ok.

PLEASE TO BE KISSING MY CRANK, you douchebags! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Buncha damn Cecil wannabees. Blah blah blah, yadda yadda blah blah blah all damn day!

(Yeah, I'm just pissed I haven't managed to say anything of merit here, and put my foot in my mouth even when I think I have something intelligent to say, I find out I'M WRONG and some mealy-mouthed sumbitch points out my ignorance with a holier-than-thou smirk). Ok. I'm done.