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Old 12-27-2016, 06:24 PM
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Bad weddings and warning signs

There's a thread on Reddit about marriages that ended in divorce, and the red flags for the aforementioned marriages (most of which popped up very early indeed).

A few of the gems:

At the rehearsal dinner, the groom's mom is in tears, because "he looks miserable" and he was, we all knew it. During the vows they had written for each other, the bride starts with "I know I can be a pretty terrible person, and I don't know why you've stuck around, but that's all going to change starting today!"

The groom's vows:
"Dear Bride, we've had our ups and downs -- mostly downs -- "

Groom mashed the cake into the (pregnant) brides face so hard she went down backwards. Groom and his father ended up fist fighting in the bathroom, cops were called, fun times....

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._you_know_the/
 

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