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Old 01-11-2017, 08:05 PM
TYphoonSignal8 TYphoonSignal8 is offline
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Ten famous comic haikus

http://www.worldcomicbookreview.com/...-comics-haiku/

Re: Thor

Quote:
Mummy’s boy with
Phallic thunder-stick sad when
Ex-girlfriend steals it
Ha!
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Old 01-12-2017, 05:29 PM
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Help me! I am trapped
In a Haiku factory!
Save me before they
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Old 01-12-2017, 05:39 PM
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My inner rage grows
When I can't write a poem
And then Haiku smash!
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Old 01-12-2017, 10:18 PM
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A freaky little cat haiku:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bucky Katt
I love catnip mice...
It's why I chew their heads off.
They're good for breakfast.

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Old 01-12-2017, 11:16 PM
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For many years, my sister, who lives in San Diego, had a dog who had lost his eyesight in a car accident.

Canine of black fluff
Eyeballs present do not work
Ocean sniff enjoy
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Old 01-13-2017, 01:05 AM
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My inner rage grows
When I can't write a poem
And then Haiku smash!
Yes, I saw you posted that on that site as a contest entry and quite like it.

Spider-Man

Bookish lad's aunty
Improbably naïve at
Lip-smacking at flies.
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Old 01-13-2017, 12:12 PM
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If you're on Facebook or Twitter, I have an ongoing series called #SingleLifeHaiku
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Old 01-13-2017, 01:03 PM
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Bespectacled Clark,
Mild-mannered reporter, is
Really Superman!
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Old 01-13-2017, 01:56 PM
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To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic


(John Cooper Clarke)
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:58 AM
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If you're on Facebook or Twitter, I have an ongoing series called #SingleLifeHaiku
Quote:
"Harder!" she yelled, so
I asked "What's the capital
Of Tajikistan?"
#SingleLifeHaiku
Gold.
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Old 01-17-2017, 12:39 PM
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Gold.
Lol. Thanks.
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Old 01-17-2017, 02:32 PM
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My favorite is from a great little book called Gay Haiku.

Did you just say you
think Mansfield Park is boring?
Get out of my house.
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Old 01-18-2017, 09:13 AM
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Written after the criticality incident at Tokai-mura

Procedure Compliance - a haiku

A blinding blue flash
White kimonos in the Spring
Bring the Honor Knife
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:14 AM
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My favorite from the old Page O' Flames (or was it the Page 'O One Liners?):

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

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Old 01-18-2017, 12:35 PM
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To sleep, is perchance

To enter his spooky house.

Avoid his sister.
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Old 01-19-2017, 12:33 AM
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The Cecil Adams
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