I smoked my first cigarette this weekend

[Qazzz]

Hey there,

I smoked my first cigarette this weekend at a bar. It was kind of like losing my virginity -- I had been holding off for 23 years, thinking that the first time would be special. And it was, in its own little way.

It didn't affect me very much. In fact, I guess I can say I didn't feel anything. And it tasted gross and I coughed. But I felt cool. Real cool. I've been thinking about getting some more just to feel cool.

Anyways, I guess it's good that I didn't like it so much.