TMI: Earwax as a test for STD's?
A friend was telling me the other day that supposedly one can detect certain STD's a woman might have by...
inserting a bit of earwax into her vagina. If she screams, she's got (whatever STD this puports to test for), if not she might scream anyway, due to such a disgusting act. I guess she's not supposed to see you pick your ear.
I find this disgusting, improbable, and degrading. I'm sure much fun will be had with the replies, but I really want to be able to tell my friend that he's full of crap and be able to back it up.
I am in no way endorsing such an activity