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Old 02-26-2005, 11:51 PM
The Punkyova The Punkyova is offline
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Jose Canseco

I freely admit to having been living under a rock, and that everyone else probably noticed this years ago.

Jose Canseco is a very handsome man. The pictures of him that are flashed on the news when discussing his recent book show him to have been a real cutie when young, maturing into someone very, very attractive.

Jose Canseco has deplorable fashion sense. His outfits are so gaudy that they actually detract from his good looks. He seriously should think about hiring a "dresser" to send him out each day in tasteful, presentable clothing.

Jose Canseco is a fruitcake. I have no idea about the veracity of his steroid claims, but I've seen him interviewed twice now, and he is clearly on a different wavelength than the rest of us. I don't get the impression that he is stupid. I have wondered if English is his second language.

That's all. Totally mundane, totally pointless. I just wanted to share.
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