Pilates has ruined me

[Hunter Hawk]

Now, I'll be the first to admit that there are a lot of benefits to doing Pilates. The exercises work your abdominals, improve your posture, and do great things for your flexibility. And then, of course, there's the fact that the Pilates studio is filled with hot chicks.

Unfortunately, there's the problem: There are enough women in the studio that it crosses the Hot Chick Event Horizon, which means that all those hot chicks feel perfectly comfortable discussing things like Boobs and Relationships and Disturbing Bodily Functions and all the while I'm busy being contorted into odd and embarrassing postures so I can't even cover my ears and sing LALALALALALALA oh god make it stop I'm scared of the TMI

And then it gets worse: Last Friday I was at a concert watching a totally hot chick belly dancing--and all I could think was Wow, nice obliques...I wish I could do that. I wonder what her workout routine is?

Dangit, I wanna be shallow again!

::whimper::