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Old 09-28-1999, 01:29 PM
SqrlCub SqrlCub is offline
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OK, Chief Scott I am taking the bait that you continually flaunt towards me. I know that you don't like gay people. You continually reference me in particular. Why? Do you have the hots for me? I don't date ignorant people. I am not a rapist as you implied in an earlier topic when you said, "...bends over to take a bow...then nervously looks around to make sure SqrlCub is not here..." nor am I some type of malingnant tumor that you implied when you told Kellibelli, "Uh, oh, kelli --
Sqrlcub's gonna be gunnin' for you now." If you know anything about Kelli, this would not impress her. If I may speak for her, she thinks ignorance is an abomination upon the planet that you are continually trying to perpetuate.

If you are going to spew your hickoid beliefs towards me join the military. Oh wait you already did. Well then go to some foriegn war that nobody cares about take out your gun and go play on enemy lines. Keep your flatulant, ignorant mouth shut when speaking of others sexuality. Ignorance is not an attractive trait in anyone. The more ignorant someone is the more attractive that person becomes. This would give you all the appeal of a crack-addict, transvestite, whore down on the West Side Highway in New York City. If you have never been there, trust me, it's bad.

Where were you raised afterall. Hate is not a family value no matter what conservatives seem to believe. I know that you don't like gay people. I did not ask you to like us. Nor did I ask to be gay. It is considerably more difficult to be gay with bigots like you lying around. I bet you and your buddies were the ones responsible for the rape of the 11 year old Phillipino girl several years ago. And if you were not involved with that specific incident, then I am sure that you were privvy to other similar situations.

Being a bigot is a type of disease. There are cures out there for you. The number one cure is education. There is not a cure for being gay. Being gay is not a disease nor does being gay equate me to a child molester. If you knew anything about me you would know that I like intelligent, older, heavier, hairy men. Not only does this put you out of the running on all accounts (I assume that you are thin since you are in the military, otherwise you would be on the fat boy program) it also means I would not even consider trying to pick you up. There are way too many gay people who fall into my definition of attractive who are genuinely nice people for me to ever consider going after a straight man.

Now, you worthless flatulant flinger of hillbilly ejaculate spawned from the putrescence of his mother's stillborn human caviar, piss off, go home, and never use your hate and call it a "family value". With all that said and done I should add that you are also a "poopoo head". (from my niece when she was 3)

SC

Join the military. Travel to far off places, meet strange and exotic people different from you, and kill them.
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