A message to all those who don't like the Clintons

[One Cell]

To the men who don't like Bill Clinton: Deep down inside, you are envious that he is happily married and gets blow jobs on the side, without his wife bitching and moaning. When was the last time you got any? He has the looks, the charm, and the guts (to do it in the Oval office). You don't.

To the women who don't like Hillary: Deep down inside, you are threatened by her. She has set an example on how a woman can love her man, and in the same time let him be free to have other sexual relations, without making his life miserable and filing for divorce. Since you are incapable of granting your man his freedom, you end up disliking Hillary because she can.

To the men who don't like Hillary: Deep down inside, you like to see men control women. A woman with Hillary's personality and intelligence is a threat to you. You don't want women like Hillary around, as they may possibly inspire your woman to mentally challenge you.

And finally, to the women who don't like Bill Clinton: oooh, you sure don't want your husband or your boyfriend to be like Bill. He sets a bad example for your man, and you can't stand it that he gets away with it. If you were Hillary, you would have immediately taken him to court and milked him all the way to the bank with alimony payments.