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Old 06-18-2008, 02:41 PM
ChrisBooth12 ChrisBooth12 is offline
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I need words that start with F!

Ok there is this cute chick in the office with a hard to pronounce first name that starts with an F. We just usually yell out something like fiesta or frescata or something but we are running out of ideas! I want to have more original material! Needs to start with an F probably around 3 syllables the funnier the better
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:44 PM
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Fiasco
Fabulosity
Phantasmagorical (ok, so it's ph, but it's the "f" sound)
Fantasy
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Flippancy
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:44 PM
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Is she Italian? How about Frittata?
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:47 PM
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Fenestration
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:48 PM
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fricassee
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:55 PM
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Oh yeah, how about fellatio?
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Old 06-18-2008, 03:27 PM
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If she's cute, why not make the effort to, you know...learn how to say her name?
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Old 06-18-2008, 03:33 PM
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[Jay & Silent Bob]

Foo Foo Kitty Fuck?

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Old 06-18-2008, 03:40 PM
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Floccinaucinihilipilification.
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Old 06-18-2008, 03:42 PM
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Fuckable.

(You did say she was cute...)
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Old 06-18-2008, 03:50 PM
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Fudgemonkey
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:20 PM
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Firefox.
Fairlane.
Ford.
Foolish.
Frippery.
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France.
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Fearful.
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:43 AM
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Fnord!
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:54 AM
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If she's cute, why not make the effort to, you know...learn how to say her name?
This. Regardless of cuteness.
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:23 AM
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So you are making fun of someone's name? That does not sound like a nice thing to do.
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Old 06-19-2008, 03:30 AM
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Does the woman whose name begins with the letter F like this joke?
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:00 AM
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Lil Miss Fancyname
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:26 AM
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Though, it should probably be noted that the days of pulling a girl's hair and calling her funny names are long gone, and this is now a passe method for communicating interest.

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