I need words that start with F!

[ChrisBooth12]

Ok there is this cute chick in the office with a hard to pronounce first name that starts with an F. We just usually yell out something like fiesta or frescata or something but we are running out of ideas! I want to have more original material! Needs to start with an F probably around 3 syllables the funnier the better

[Litoris]

Fiasco
Fabulosity
Phantasmagorical (ok, so it's ph, but it's the "f" sound)
Fantasy
Fugedaboudit
Fangoria
Flippancy
Philatalist

[Darryl Lict]

Is she Italian? How about Frittata?

[Sternvogel]

Fenestration
Flagella
Funicular
Fusilli
Fumarole
Funchal
Featherstonehaugh (pronounced "Fanshaw")

[Robot Arm]

fricassee
phrenology
frappé
funnybone
fonebone
flibbertigibbet
flapdoodle

[Darryl Lict]

Oh yeah, how about fellatio?

[ivylass]

If she's cute, why not make the effort to, you know...learn how to say her name?

[Flander]

[Jay & Silent Bob]

Foo Foo Kitty Fuck?

[/J&SB]

[fachverwirrt]

Floccinaucinihilipilification.

[Surok]

Fuckable.

(You did say she was cute...)

[Hampshire]

Fudgemonkey
Fluffernutter
FlipSaunders
Fahrvergnugen
Fettucini
FistsOfFury
FooFighter
FannyMae

[Sunspace]

Firefox.
Fairlane.
Ford.
Foolish.
Frippery.
Flounder.
Flimsy.
Flimflam.
Franc.
France.
Fearless.
Fearful.
Fidgety.
Folded.
Flavour.
Fava.

[bbs2k]

Fnord!

[mischievous]

Originally Posted by ivylass

If she's cute, why not make the effort to, you know...learn how to say her name?

This. Regardless of cuteness.

[Paul in Qatar]

So you are making fun of someone's name? That does not sound like a nice thing to do.

[madmonk28]

Does the woman whose name begins with the letter F like this joke?

[Sage Rat]

Lil Miss Fancyname

[Sage Rat]

Though, it should probably be noted that the days of pulling a girl's hair and calling her funny names are long gone, and this is now a passe method for communicating interest.