I'm Drunk

[aha]

On black velvet no less 3$ a ppint shhhhhh don't tell anyone what a cheap drunken bastard I am. haven't been drunk in 2 years ( since the chemical thearpy )but i am now...just thought i should let my ol friends onn sd know. herers lookin up your old address...

[Q.E.D.]

You're going to wince when you read this tomorrow.

[Gorgon Heap]

QED, no he's not. We drunkards wnow what the deal is and we gotta stick togethaH!!

Drunk is thaaah way to GO! Bayotch!!!!

Yee-ahhhh!


Or something. Well, I'm drunk and I agree with the first guy!

[LolaCocaCola]

Originally posted by aha
haven't been drunk in 2 years ( since the chemical thearpy )

Not even gonna ask.

[aha]

my my lola i had a lil cancer in the throat and had to do some chemo for 6 weeks i haven't been able to drink since then till now. So now that I finally can I drink again I am proposing marriage to you ok?

ohhh hello dear..heh heh sorry the wife.

[eunoia]

You haven't had a drink in two years? You should have told us ahead of time you were tying one on tonight, I'd have joined you for a few!

[Obligatory Disclaimer] Are the doors locked? Did you put the cat out? Got a bucket and a bed in your place? [/OD - no pun intended]

Cheers then!

[LolaCocaCola]

Originally posted by aha
my my lola i had a lil cancer in the throat and had to do some chemo for 6 weeks i haven't been able to drink since then till now. So now that I finally can I drink again I am proposing marriage to you ok?

ohhh hello dear..heh heh sorry the wife.

Gadzooks! Well, I shur hope yer OK now.


But ummmmmmm....


Did you just ask me to marry you?!?!!!!!!!
















mommy.

[Q.E.D.]

Yep, he sure did. But I don't think his wife will let him go through with it.

[LolaCocaCola]

Originally posted by Q.E.D.
Yep, he sure did. But I don't think his wife will let him go through with it.

darn.

[Gorgon Heap]

Hmmm ... methinks I may have missed something in my initial reading. What's the deal, aha?

Are you getting plastered because you decided to have a good time or are you really hurting? There's a big difference. I hope you are all right.

[eunoia]

Originally posted by aha
ohhh hello dear..heh heh sorry the wife.

Put her on for a minute, the only way this is going to be any fun is if we're sure you're safe and going to be safe...once we establish that, TOGA!

[aha]

Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
Hmmm ... methinks I may have missed something in my initial reading. What's the deal, aha?

Are you getting plastered because you decided to have a good time or are you really hurting? There's a big difference. I hope you are all right.

Nooo no hurting Gorgon just the radiation casued my mouth to be too sensitive to drink alcholhol fuck it I can't spell tonight, so to make a long story short I am healed and just sitting here getting pleasantly drunk! thanks for your concern tho! And I love you all.
And yees lola I am askin for your hand in marriage or your hand in something oopps ah well one more and I am off to bed .

[Zenster]

Originally posted by Gorgon Heap
QED, no he's not. We drunkards wnow what the deal is and we gotta stick togethaH!! ...

Yeah! Everybody knows that rehab is for quitters!

[checks for sun over the yardarm]

Permit me to join you, aha.

[raises vodka tonic in aha's general direction]

[Pixiesnix]

I know I'll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what's being drunk like? I really don't want to find out for myself.

[Q.E.D.]

Originally posted by KCSuze
I know I'll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what's being drunk like? I really don't want to find out for myself.

It's really hard to explain. It's like losing all your inhibitions and self-control. But the next day you feel horrible. It kinda feels good at the time, but the morning after can be hell. You're probably not missing much.

[Pixiesnix]

I see, I see. Thanks, Q.E.D. How often is vomiting a factor?

[Wolfian]

You can kinda get the same feeling by hanging out with a bunch of drunk people and getting caught in the moment. DBA-drunk by association. This is especially effective if you have a drink yourself. All the fun of being drunk without the hangover. I used to swear by it.

[eunoia]

Right on aha, we love you too!

But as soon as you go to bed we're going to move all the furniture around, put all your CD's in the wrong cases and make macaroni and cheese...

[Ruby]

Cheers aha. I indulged myself at a friend's birthday party this last weekend. I hadn't had that much alcohol in a very long time and had a ball. I had made plans to spend the night so I didn't have to worry about driving. Woohoo!

Just take two aspirins and (don't) call me in the morning!

[lel]

Q.E.D. -- don't forget to mention that subset of people who don't get any ill effects from too much alcohol, and for them, it's like losing all inhibitions without any next day effects.

I still wouldn't bother, KCSuze.

(Vomiting depends on one's tolerance for alcohol and other factors. Once you start feeling queasy, it's a good thing to quit.

Still up, aha?)

[Q.E.D.]

Originally posted by KCSuze
I see, I see. Thanks, Q.E.D. How often is vomiting a factor?

Depends on what you drink and how fast you drink it. Of course, being drunk you don't care. Puking actually feels good. Then you drink some more.

[Pixiesnix]

<takes notes furiously at the responses>

So what I've garnered from this thread is that the best course is to let my friends get drunk and videotape them for blackmail purposes. Gotcha. Though, as the sole sober person, I may be required to hold my friend's hair while she pukes.

[Q.E.D.]

Originally posted by KCSuze
So what I've garnered from this thread is that the best course is to let my friends get drunk and videotape them for blackmail purposes. Gotcha. Though, as the sole sober person, I may be required to hold my friend's hair while she pukes.

Yes, you've basically got it. Of course there's an added benefit: the drunker I get, the cuter you look.

[Berkut]

Originally posted by Q.E.D.
But the next day you feel horrible. It kinda feels good at the time, but the morning after can be hell.

I never feel bad the next morning, because I haven't stopped drinking by then.

Breakfast of champions, you know.

[Q.E.D.]

Originally posted by Joey G
I never feel bad the next morning, because I haven't stopped drinking by then.

Breakfast of champions, you know.

Ah, well, I'm too old for that shit.

[andygirl]

I am drunk as well. Excellent!

I am also attempting to write a presentation on the history of homosexuality in Russia. And I have a martial arts level test tomorrow. This is going to be entertaining.

[Pixiesnix]

Yes, you've basically got it. Of course there's an added benefit: the drunker I get, the cuter you look.

As flattering as that is, I've notice that drunk people are not all that attractive. By the by, there's a chain of liquor stores in my area that uses a form of that slogan. "The more she drinks, the better you look."

I am also attempting to write a presentation on the history of homosexuality in Russia. And I have a martial arts level test tomorrow. This is going to be entertaining.

It will probably be even more entertaining to read the finished report.

[Q.E.D.]

Originally posted by KCSuze
As flattering as that is, I've notice that drunk people are not all that attractive.

You're not kidding. The same can be said for drug users too. I'll admit to having been very drunk on a few occassions and used drugs too, from time to time, but in the end I have to admit that, franky, it ain't cool. Moderatiuon is fine, but as with almost everything, moderation soon gives way to blatant excess and extreme overindulgence. And that's where the problems begin.

[Ringo]

I believe I'll have a nightcap in your honor, aha.

I'll post nothing of interest after this tonight, so if I do post agian, don't bother reading it.

_{Good to see ya back, pal!}

[eunoia]

Even drunk lesbians won't save this party, I'm outta here.

[JimSox5]

There's such a thing as a party that can't be saved by drunk lesbians? I vote we try anyway! As long as they're not the bad-haircut & ugly-sandal-wearing kind. That's just nasty.

[Berkut]

Originally posted by Q.E.D.
Ah, well, I'm too old for that shit.

I am too, but I don't let that stop me.

*burp*

[andygirl]

Originally posted by JimSox5
There's such a thing as a party that can't be saved by drunk lesbians? I vote we try anyway! As long as they're not the bad-haircut & ugly-sandal-wearing kind. That's just nasty.

I take exception to this remark. I'm wearing sandals right now. Okay, actually, that's a tangled web of lies. But I was wearing sandles earlier. Birkenstocks, no less. I'm a traditionalist.

And my hair, to its credit, resembles a chia pet gone evil more than anything else. So it's not a bad haircut at all.

I'd like to take this opportunity to flirt with every woman of the SDMB, particularly those of you who are sappically inclined.

Also, whiskey is good. Edit: Whiskey is EXCELLENT.

it is entirely possible that I am still drunk.

[Coldfire]

Hey, aha, what happened to your cheap Spumanti preference?

Glad to see you're doing better, mate. Don't let the bastards get you down, you deserved that drink. Or those drinks. Or that truck of drinks.

[LolaCocaCola]

Gooood mooooorning, aha!


*waves engagement ring in face*


So, when are we getting hitched, big boy!?

[GingerOfTheNorth]

What I wanna know, is did you trash the place? Drunk rock stars always trash the place. Please tell me you trashed the place!

[Ethilrist]

I was going to ask why nobody jumped in to grab Lola on the rebound, but I see she's handling things nicely on her own. So, have you picked a date yet? Are you registered anywhere? Saks? Dayton's? Fleet Farm?

[Ferret Herder]

He might have a lot of explaining to do to his wife if he did trash it! (Or get hitched to Lola, for that matter. ) Morning, aha, I hope the world isn't too bright and painful today.

[aha]

ohhhhh shit. I will survive I will survive. No I didn't trash anything but my head. ( Hey what the hell is this tatoo doing here?)

Oh my sweet Lola did I propose? I think I meant well but I was not thinking very clear last night. After checking the laws in this state I see that I alas cannot have two wives at the same time which really sucks as bad as this hangover does.

Lola when I am back on my feet would you consider a brief affair?


Geezz I didn't propose to that dutch bastard Coldie did I?

What the hell is this on my head...a lampshade? good lord..

[FairyChatMom]

Well, KCSuze, have your questions been answered??

And aha, was it worth it?

[CRorex]

Originally posted by KCSuze
I know I'll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what's being drunk like? I really don't want to find out for myself.

For me it's HIGHLY relaxing, tastes good, and moderatly lowers my inhibitions.

If you drink just right, you can stop at the point where you're feeling good but the room is a little wonky.

Then if you concentrate you can drink a pile of water, some gatoraid then go to sleep and feel FANTASTIC in the morning.

[badmana]

Being of Japanese decent and having a slight genetic disposition against drinking I can say that, after my first and only drinking "binge" on my 19th birthday, drinking sucks.

Of course I was cheated out of the "happy drunk stage" and went right through to the "oh god I'm going to puuuuuuke!" stage.

[MeanOldLady]

Saying hello to your inner monkey, I see. Good times.

[overlyverbose]

Originally posted by KCSuze
I know I'll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what's being drunk like? I really don't want to find out for myself.

At the moment I'm nearly 3 sheets to the wind, and I can tell you - I just feel sort of cross eyed and drowsy. I had a really bad week and so did the rest of my co-workers, so we left work at 4 to go to Fridays and drnk. 3 glasses of wine later, I'm just sort of staring blankly around feeling extremely relaxed.

[Gorgon Heap]

Well, I'm certainly glad I decided to check the boards today, because I forgot about this thead.

Ah, what a great night. Beer!


[btw, andygirl, how did the test go?]

[MonkeyMule]

I am Chiming in Very very Late, but I think I can top you all. So far I've had 3 lite beers a martini but over a 6 hour period.

It is now 11:18 PM

KCSuze is to much of a wuss to go out and get Shitfaced (Jk...sortta) and is very curious to how it feels to be drunk. IN the intrest of PURE OBSERVATIONAL RESEARCH I will submit myself to hours of alcohol imbiling, complete with detailed explantions of the results

I will now detail ever 30 minutes just how plastared I get untill I pass out in a pool of my own vomit or run out of liquor

The sacrifices we make for science
May god have mercy on my soul

[MonkeyMule]

11:25

A bit early, but I Just want to establish the first round

DRINK
====================
Vodka (Absolut)
Alize, Red Passion

Feeling fine!

[Q.E.D.]

This oughta be interesting.

[LolaCocaCola]

Oh, boy - a drunk monkey (or is it a mule?)


Good times.


Please. No marriage proposals; I only marry within my species.


I have to draw the line somewhere.

[MonkeyMule]

Time:
11:48

Drink
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Rasberry Twist Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice
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How do I feel?
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I am offically Buzzed. There is a general air of giddyness about me, and I have started dancing to Nelly and Jay-Z mostly casue it feels good. My fingers tingle a bit, and I have a sligtly warped perception of time. My Cat is unintrested.
*Note this is the point when most people would start to do really dumb things like shave their cat, or begain soul searching. This is the festive mood that is the start of a great evening, ending in sex or drunken masterbation.

Only time may tell which

Drink on!