What I've learned about American every day life from tv and movies

[Slow Moving Vehicle]

Originally Posted by April R

Speak for yourself my friend.

And most of our fellow Americans. It's great that you evidently have a diverse peer group, but the sad fact is that this country is still overwhelmingly segregated socially.

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

You've been here for nine years and you've missed all the discussions we've had of shoes off in the house versus on? (Yes, a lot of Canadians have a habit of taking their shoes off as soon as they come in the door. No, we don't have heated floors - we just have a very messy outside for a large part of the year.)

Somehow I have missed those, scintillating as they must have been; I can very easily conceive of Dopers going on about that for five pages. Just look at the interior/exterior school halls sidetrack in this very thread.

Not that I think the explanation for the practise, as provided by Wendell Wagner and you, doesn't make complete sense. It seems sensible, practical, comfortable, and slightly silly. Which is pretty much exactly how Americans describe Canadians.

[Justin_Bailey]

Originally Posted by Lust4Life

All American hospital receptions are manned by sassy African American women, when young males with embarassing health problems turn up.

This one's pretty true actually. I don't know the actual numbers, but I believe African-American women form the majority of America's nursing corps.

Originally Posted by April R

And that the message machines which record the message out loud so they can be heard by someone in the room, while the message is being left, are super common and not outdated at all.

They're not outdated. I bought one new from Target last week.

[April R]

Originally Posted by Justin_Bailey

This one's pretty true actually. I don't know the actual numbers, but I believe African-American women form the majority of America's nursing corps.



They're not outdated. I bought one new from Target last week.

why in the world would you need an external message machine?

Many people still have answering machines, but phone companies now include voice mail services in their plans. By pressing only a few numbers, you can check your voice mail from your landline or another phone.

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[Justin_Bailey]

Originally Posted by April R

why in the world would you need an external message machine?

Not need, want. Why fiddle around with setting up a voice mail box (which, yes, was included with my phone service) when I can just see a blinking light and press Play?

[April R]

I guess, it just seems a little archaic

[Ibn Warraq]

Originally Posted by Gedd

Ahh, the L-shaped sheets. If they don't have them (they may be in the wash) women have sex with their bra on.

Also, women are always wearing their panties while having sex as well and men are always wearing either boxers or briefs during sex.

[Ibn Warraq]

Originally Posted by grude

At least 25% of the US population is jewish, any random group of friends will include a practicing jew most likely.

Conversely, very few doctors are Jewish or Asian-American. In fact, doctors are far more likely to be African-American, though the majority are white Gentiles.

Similarly, there are very few Jewish lawyers.

[Cat Whisperer]

Originally Posted by Slow Moving Vehicle

<snip> It seems sensible, practical, comfortable, and slightly silly. Which is pretty much exactly how Americans describe Canadians.

"Slightly silly"? I take exception to that - we're *very* silly.

[Leaffan]

Originally Posted by April R

I guess, it just seems a little archaic

Voicemail, $5 a month for life.

Answering machine $35 bucks.

[Apollyon]

Originally Posted by Gedd

Ahh, the L-shaped sheets. If they don't have them (they may be in the wash) women have sex with their bra on.

Related: American strippers don't. Strip that is. Just gyrate in bikinis... very odd.

[Mister Rik]

Originally Posted by Ibn Warraq

Also, women are always wearing their panties while having sex as well and men are always wearing either boxers or briefs during sex.

This isn't unique to American TV. I just finished watching the British "Blackadder" series, and in the fourth season episode where Blackadder is trying to find a German spy, there's a scene where he sleeps with a nurse (well, it's off-camera), and when he climbs out of bed he has a towel wrapped around his waist. That seems even more ridiculous than having underwear on.

[Loach]

Originally Posted by Apollyon

Related: American strippers don't. Strip that is. Just gyrate in bikinis... very odd.

That is how it is here. Zero nudity anywhere they serve alcohol. "Juice bars" with no alcohol can be all nude. Varies state by state.

[Fear Itself]

Originally Posted by Loach

That is how it is here. Zero nudity anywhere they serve alcohol. "Juice bars" with no alcohol can be all nude. Varies state by state.

Different in Alaska. Full nudity with booze until 5:00 AM.

[April R]

Originally Posted by Mister Rik

This isn't unique to American TV. I just finished watching the British "Blackadder" series, and in the fourth season episode where Blackadder is trying to find a German spy, there's a scene where he sleeps with a nurse (well, it's off-camera), and when he climbs out of bed he has a towel wrapped around his waist. That seems even more ridiculous than having underwear on.

BLACK ADDER!!!! I love that show (sorry for the side track, but it is really one of my fav shows of all time. I am not sure what that says about my sense of humor though, LOL)

[April R]

Originally Posted by Fear Itself

Different in Alaska. Full nudity with booze until 5:00 AM.

I used to live in AK, and I can't imagine there were many women I would have wanted to see nude

[Hello Again]

Originally Posted by Leaffan

Voicemail, $5 a month for life.

Answering machine $35 bucks.

You have to pay for voicemail? For realsies?

Crazy.

(suddenly I realize how everyone else feels when they find Americans have to pay for texts.)

[Mister Rik]

Originally Posted by April R

BLACK ADDER!!!! I love that show (sorry for the side track, but it is really one of my fav shows of all time. I am not sure what that says about my sense of humor though, LOL)

It says you have a brilliant sense of humor

Edit: I was very glad to find the series on Netflix. Way back in the 1990s, I stumbled across a single episode of the show (which turns out to have been Season 4, Ep. 2 - the firing squad episode), except I came in halfway through, then never saw another episode. But it was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. For years, all I knew was that it was called "Blackadder", but I never got around to pursuing it any further. But it recently showed up in my Netflix suggestions as something I might like, so I pounced on it.

[Lust4Life]

Me and my nervous habit !

Load aim FIRE !

I can't help myself, I just blurt it out !

(Not verbatim )

[Slow Moving Vehicle]

Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

"Slightly silly"? I take exception to that - we're *very* silly.

"Very silly?" Canadians? Oh, please. I'm from the South. 80% of us believe the gummint is concealing knowledge of aliens. My neighbors homeschooled their kids and taught them that God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test the faith of archaeologists. Silly? Y'all don't even come close.

[BMalion]

And when we Americans talk on the phone, we don't have to waste time with what the person on the other end of the line says.

[Sam A. Robrin]

Originally Posted by BMalion

And when we Americans talk on the phone, we don't have to waste time with what the person on the other end of the line says.

...OR repeat everything they say in the form of a question.

[Mister Rik]

Originally Posted by Slow Moving Vehicle

My neighbors homeschooled their kids and taught them that God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test the faith of archaeologists.

As a Christian myself, I've always thought that was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. If nothing else, it makes no sense that a god who says, "don't lie" would tell a lie that big and stupid.

My personal theory is that dinosaurs were actually God's construction workers. Some of them elected to become mortal and remain on Earth. Hey, it makes as much sense as that "test the faith of archaeologists" idea.

[shijinn]

have you seen a T-Rex's hands??

[Namkcalb]

All judges are middle aged African American women.

[NoClueBoy]

Originally Posted by Namkcalb

All judges are middle aged African American women.

Except for the corrupt ones. They are all WASPs.

Any one can disable entire city blocks of power with just a screwdriver.

[Mister Rik]

Originally Posted by shijinn

have you seen a T-Rex's hands??

Yes. And that explains why there is no fossil evidence for T-Rex bowling alleys.

[Attack from the 3rd dimension]

Originally Posted by shijinn

have you seen a T-Rex's hands??

Yes, and it explains why the Appalachians are smaller than the Himalayas. The fellas got tired of moving so many rocks with their li'l hands.