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Old 05-21-2017, 03:40 AM
Channing Idaho Banks Channing Idaho Banks is offline
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Originally Posted by G0sp3l View Post
Eeewww!!! Milk? That stuff that leaks out of steak animals?
You talk to your mother like that?
Old 05-21-2017, 10:23 PM
Magiver Magiver is offline
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Originally Posted by Colibri View Post
Then the second beer is warm by the time the entree comes.
Not if you're tossing the first one down. You should know if you're thirsty when you order.

My favorite bar has serving issues because it's very large and subject to big swings in clientele. It makes it tough to accurately staff on any given day. If it's busy I order my food and drinks at the same to speed things up. If I'm thirsty I order 2 drinks.

Yes, in a perfect world a waitress can cater to your every whim and nothing ever goes wrong in a restaurant. Very few restaurants charge "perfect world" prices so I order according to how busy the place is.
Old 05-21-2017, 10:31 PM
Count Blucher Count Blucher is offline
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Originally Posted by G0sp3l View Post
Eeewww!!! Milk? That stuff that leaks out of steak animals?
Well, I'll tell ya. They start out as steak animals, see...?

Then... one day...


...they're on your plate as prime rib & filet mignon....


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