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Old 02-13-2017, 04:10 PM
Czarcasm Czarcasm is online now
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Burger King Adults-only Valentine's Meal-just one small catch

The are actually promoting an Adults-only Valentine's Day meal, which contains:
2 Whoppers
2 packs of french fries
2 beers
A romantic ADULT TOY inside.

That one small hitch to the deal? It is only being offered in Israel.

edited to add: First in with "Is that a Whopper, or are you just glad to see me?"

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Old 02-13-2017, 04:49 PM
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You know what they call an ADULT TOY in France?
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Old 02-13-2017, 05:12 PM
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le big mac?

dont leave us hanging!

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Old 02-13-2017, 05:16 PM
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The are actually promoting an Adults-only Valentine's Day meal, which contains:
2 Whoppers
2 packs of french fries
2 beers
A romantic ADULT TOY inside.

That one small hitch to the deal? It is only being offered in Israel.

edited to add: First in with "Is that a Whopper, or are you just glad to see me?"
Is that Kosher?
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Old 02-13-2017, 05:53 PM
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Is that Kosher?
As long as the toy is served in a separate paper bag.
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Old 02-13-2017, 06:01 PM
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I remember all my kids' meal toys smelling of fast food long after the food was gone...
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Old 02-13-2017, 06:53 PM
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Not a problem unless they order the fish sandwich.
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:38 PM
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This French fry sauce is bland. And salty.
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:56 PM
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Sounds like something for 9th graders not grown people

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