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Old 02-15-2017, 05:40 AM
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A different people, same name question

I’d love to see a serious, well-done movie about the opening of Japan. Not a comedy or parody, but (just because it would be funny) starring Matthew Perry as Matthew Perry. How about some other actors with a historical namesake that they could reasonably play?

(Sorry for the vague subject line, I had a hard time coming up with something usefully descriptive.)
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Old 02-15-2017, 05:45 AM
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Did Richard Burton ever play Richard Burton the explorer?
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Old 02-15-2017, 06:29 AM
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Has the singer Engelbert Humperdinck ever acted? I don't know if playing a 19th century composer would be too much of a stretch.
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Old 02-15-2017, 06:53 AM
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Has the singer Engelbert Humperdinck ever acted? I don't know if playing a 19th century composer would be too much of a stretch.
The artist chose that stage name because of the composer, so that would be kind of cheating.
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Old 02-15-2017, 07:25 AM
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I would hate to see Jane ("Live and Let Die") Seymour lose her pretty little head.
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Old 02-15-2017, 07:53 AM
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Crap in a hat! I would pick the wife who wasn't executed.
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Old 02-15-2017, 08:37 AM
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Anne Hathaway as Shakespeare's wife, Anne Hathaway.
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Old 02-15-2017, 09:44 AM
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If Jethro Tull ever reunites, they'll have to do a concept album about the 17th century agriculturalist.

Steve McQueen, award-winning director of 12 Years a Slave, needs to do a biopic about the 70's action movie star.

It's not too late for ex-Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach to star in a docudrama about the Baroque composer Johann Sebastian Bach.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:00 AM
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Maybe Harrison Ford could do a biopic about that silent film action hero, Harrison Ford.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harris...ent_film_actor)


(They each have their own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame)
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:01 AM
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A slight stretch, but since "van" means "of," Joan van Ark could play the Maid of Orléans.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:04 AM
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There are two or three actors named Michael Jackson. They could play one of the many Michael Jacksons in song, writing, politics, or science (besides that famous one)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michae...disambiguation)


Paul Simon the singer could play Paul Simon the now-deceased Illinois Congressman. Heck, they both appeared on the same episode of Saturday Night Live once.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:08 AM
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Though not an actor, John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin) could be a certain sea captain.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:12 AM
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Brian Wilson as Woodrow Wilson?
Amy Adams as Abigail Adams?
Denzel Washington as George Washington?
Peter Jackson as Shoeless Joe Lackson?
Stephen Tyler as John Tyler?
Brad Pitt as William Pitt?
Isaac Hayes as Rutherford B. Hayes?
Aidy Bryant as William Jennings Bryant?
Leslie Jones as John Paul Jones?
Tonya Harding as Warren G Harding?
Rita Coolidge as Calvin Coolidge?
Dwayne Johnson as Lyndon B Johnson?
Cynthia Nixon as Richard Milhous Nixon?
Scarlett Johansson as David Johansson?
Will Smith as Adam Smith?
Julia Roberts as Justice Roberts?
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:20 AM
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Rocker Gene Simmons as Hollywood starlet Jean Simmons?
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:36 AM
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Steve McQueen, award-winning director of 12 Years a Slave, needs to do a biopic about the 70's action movie star.
And director John Madden could do a biopic of former NFL coach/announcer John Madden.
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:33 AM
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If Paul Revere (Dick) of Paul Revere and the Raiders was still around, he could play Paul Revere.

Heck, he already had the costume.
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:35 AM
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Amazing Stories editor and Fate magazine founder Ray Palmer could have played the superhero Ray "The Atom" Palmer (who really was named after the real-life Palmer)
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:38 AM
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Micheal (B.) Jordan as Michael Jordan.
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:48 AM
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It's sadly to late to cast Prince as Machiavelli.
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:48 AM
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Rocker Gene Simmons as Hollywood starlet Jean Simmons?
How about Gene Simmons playing in the life story of Jumpin' Gene Simmons, the singer of the rockabilly classic "Haunted House"
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Old 02-15-2017, 11:53 AM
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It's sadly to late to cast Prince as Machiavelli.
"too late." Edit window expired.
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Old 02-15-2017, 12:03 PM
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Brian Wilson as Woodrow Wilson?
Amy Adams as Abigail Adams?
Denzel Washington as George Washington?
Peter Jackson as Shoeless Joe Lackson?
Stephen Tyler as John Tyler?
Brad Pitt as William Pitt?
Isaac Hayes as Rutherford B. Hayes?
Aidy Bryant as William Jennings Bryant?
Leslie Jones as John Paul Jones?
Tonya Harding as Warren G Harding?
Rita Coolidge as Calvin Coolidge?
Dwayne Johnson as Lyndon B Johnson?
Cynthia Nixon as Richard Milhous Nixon?
Scarlett Johansson as David Johansson?
Will Smith as Adam Smith?
Julia Roberts as Justice Roberts?
Isaac Hayes is dead. Not that it's the primary problem with your list.
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Old 02-15-2017, 12:19 PM
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Howzaboot Dave Thomas pertrayin' da founder of Wendy's, eh?
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Old 02-15-2017, 01:48 PM
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Geraldine Chaplin as Hannah Chaplin (her grandmother).

Oh, wait ...
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Old 02-15-2017, 02:05 PM
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If Paul Revere (Dick) of Paul Revere and the Raiders was still around, he could play Paul Revere.
John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin is getting a little long in the tooth to play the naval hero (though maybe stage names shouldn't count).
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Old 02-15-2017, 02:38 PM
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Oh, we really need a Sinbad movie starring Sinbad.
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:04 PM
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Tangentially related, but The Right Stuff throws me off because it has Ed Harris as John Glenn, Scott Glenn as Alan Shepard, and Sam Shepard as Chuck Yeager
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Old 02-15-2017, 03:38 PM
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He lost out on fame by being left behind in the spaceship. Now he comes to free Ireland. He is... Michael Collins.

I would like to see Keith David and David Keith in a buddy comedy.

Bill Nighy as Bill Nye. For that matter, if the former gets called back to start in another Pirates of the Caribbean, and doesn't want to, Davy Jones of the Monkees could step in. Sure he's dead, but then the character is undead.
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Geraldine Chaplin as Hannah Chaplin (her grandmother).

Oh, wait ...
Oona Chaplin (Robb Stark's wife) and her glorious rump as Oona (O'Neill) Chaplin.
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Old 02-15-2017, 04:53 PM
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Welsh singer Tom Jones could portray the romantic and chivalrous adventures of adopted bastard Tom Jones from the novel by Henry Fielding.
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Old 02-15-2017, 06:39 PM
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I would like to see Keith David and David Keith in a buddy comedy.
When they were younger I thought they should do a remake of The Defiant Ones.
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Old 02-15-2017, 09:03 PM
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If he was still alive, Robert "Jaws" Shaw could play conductor Robert "Chorale" Shaw.
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Old 02-15-2017, 09:38 PM
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A James Brown biopic, starring Jim Brown.
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Old 02-15-2017, 10:05 PM
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Reality TV host Jesse James could play the outlaw (who he claims was a relative).

Chris Columbus is mainly a producer/director but has a couple of bit roles as an actor and could play the navigator.

It would be amusing to see Jaye P. Morgan cast as the magnate J.P.

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Old 02-16-2017, 01:12 AM
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Harry Potter reported on Harry Potter.
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Old 02-16-2017, 02:00 AM
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Brian Cox (actor) could play astrophysicist heartthrob Brian Cox in his biopic, provided that it included scenes from his future life, when he'd really let himself go.

Madonna


Australian actor John Howard has played Australian Prime Minister John Howard, in The Games, giving the apology to the Stolen Generation that JH PM refused to give.
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Old 02-16-2017, 02:20 AM
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I'd like to see a movie filmed in Galicia, Spain, but set in medieval Galicia, the Eastern European region now variously part of Ukraine and Poland.
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Old 02-16-2017, 02:32 AM
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Harry Potter reported on Harry Potter.
Unrelated fun fact: the main character in the terrible film "Troll" is named Harry Potter. The sequel, Troll 2, which features exactly zero trolls but some vegetarian goblins, is more popular.
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I'd like to see a movie filmed in Galicia, Spain, but set in medieval Galicia, the Eastern European region now variously part of Ukraine and Poland.
How about a Stalin biopic which follows his upbringing in the ATL hip hop scene?
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Old 02-16-2017, 05:26 AM
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Unrelated fun fact: the main character in the terrible film "Troll" is named Harry Potter.
Also, on M*A*S*H Sherman Potter was played by Harry Morgan. (There must be an alternate universe somewhere where Rowling named her character Sherman Morgan.)
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:07 AM
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Female Welsh TV presenter Alex Jones could play male American radio nutbag, Alex Jones.
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:35 AM
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Geraldine Chaplin as Hannah Chaplin (her grandmother).

Oh, wait ...
Even better, sort of, would be Oona Chaplin playing her grandmother Oona Chaplin. (Although she went by "Oona O'Neill", the press still generally called her "Oona Chaplin".)

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Old 02-16-2017, 07:38 AM
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Oh, we really need a Sinbad movie starring Sinbad.
As I mentioned recently in another thread, when TNT ran all the Harryhausen "Sinbad" movies in one night, many years ago, they had it hosted by actor/comedian Sinbad, dressed up in a typical "Sinbad" costume. So you almost get your wish.
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:51 AM
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Works for me.
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:54 AM
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If Paul Revere (Dick) of Paul Revere and the Raiders was still around, he could play Paul Revere.

Heck, he already had the costume.
He doesn't have the right name, but based on his portrait, Jack Black could stand in for Paul Revere any time.
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Old 02-16-2017, 08:11 AM
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What about Jerry Lewis as Jerry Lee Lewis.

Sort of related trivia: In the TV movie John & Yoko, actor Mark Lyndsey was set to play John Lennon until his real full name came out: Mark Lyndsey Chapman. Since Lennon was killed by Mark (David) Chapman, the producers went with someone else. I mean, would you have John Kennedy played by Lee Harvey?
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Old 02-16-2017, 08:14 AM
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As I mentioned recently in another thread, when TNT ran all the Harryhausen "Sinbad" movies in one night, many years ago, they had it hosted by actor/comedian Sinbad, dressed up in a typical "Sinbad" costume. So you almost get your wish.
Isn't that the origin of the "Sinbad was the genie in Shazam" thingy? People remember him dressed as Sinbad and attribute it to the movie?
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Old 02-16-2017, 08:20 AM
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How about a remake of Midnight Cowboy with Joe Buck as Joe Buck?
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Old 02-16-2017, 09:29 AM
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I don't think she has the chops, but Jaye P. Morgan could play the financier/banker dude.
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