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Old 10-04-2017, 03:46 PM
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What they do?
(They smile in your face)
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers (back stabbers)
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Old 10-04-2017, 05:18 PM
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Two times, told about the women like you
Two times, told about the things you do
I used to think that you were sugar and spice
I shoulda listened to my ma's advice

Kicked in the teeth again
Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win
Kicked in the teeth again
Ain’t this misery ever gonna end?
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Old 10-04-2017, 06:24 PM
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My mama done tol' me,
When I was in knee pants,
My mama done tol' me, Son!
A woman'll sweet talk
And give ya the big eye;
But when the sweet talkin's done,
A woman's a two face
A worrisome thing
Who'll leave ya t'sing
The blues in the night
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Old 10-04-2017, 08:47 PM
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There are women and women, and some hold you tight
While some leave you counting the stars in the night.
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Old 10-04-2017, 09:14 PM
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There are men who love women who love men
There are women who love women every now and then
There are men who love men because they can't pretend
They are men who love women who love men
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Old 10-04-2017, 09:55 PM
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Men, men, men,
It's a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies' room,
There's no one here but men!
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Old 10-04-2017, 10:29 PM
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Women who fall in love
Women who need a shove
Women who can't be beat
Get that woman in the back seat, yeah yeah
Women in the U.S.A.
Those women steal your heart away
Women into rock 'n' roll
Women who steal the show, go, go, go
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Old 10-04-2017, 11:24 PM
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Girls with guitars...
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Old 10-05-2017, 08:29 AM
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Girls with cars
Girls with cameras
Girls on game shows
Girls behind glass
Who are the real girls?
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Old 10-05-2017, 09:38 AM
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Tonight I'm gonna take that ride
Across the river to the Jersey side
Take my baby to the carnival
And I'll take her on all the rides
'Cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a Saturday night
You know all my dreams come true
When I'm walking down the street with you
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la I'm in love with a Jersey girl
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Old 10-05-2017, 10:17 AM
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Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money cause I just got paid
Now how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way
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Old 10-05-2017, 10:45 AM
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That her kisses are as sweet as wine
And her kisses taste like myrrh
Her love is lost, like the man on the cross
And no more, the awful ache
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Old 10-05-2017, 10:50 AM
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I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me
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Old 10-05-2017, 10:58 AM
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Love can be a sweet thing
Girl I just don't understand
Made a game outta lovin' you
Now I hold the losin' hand

Oh, I musta got lost, musta got lost, musta got lost
Somewhere down the line
Musta got lost, I got lost, girl
Give away the days you were mine
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Old 10-05-2017, 02:07 PM
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Heartaches by the number
Troubles by the score
Everyday you love me less
Each day I love you more
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Old 10-05-2017, 03:14 PM
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We can beat around the bushes
we can get down to the bone
We can leave it in the parkin' lot
But either way, there's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight I know
There'll be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight I know
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Old 10-05-2017, 05:56 PM
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It's a long day livin' in Reseda
There's a freeway runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart
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Old 10-05-2017, 07:57 PM
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It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin'
Trees flew by, me and Del were singin' Little Runaway
I was flyin'

Yeah I'm runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
Runnin' down a dream
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Old 10-05-2017, 09:44 PM
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Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive
I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive
It don't matter if you're by my side
I'm satisfied
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Old 10-05-2017, 10:02 PM
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Some days are diamonds
Some days are rocks
Some doors are open
Some roads are blocked

Sundowns are golden
Then fade away
But if I never do nothing
I'll get you back some day, 'cause...
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Old 10-05-2017, 11:25 PM
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There is no sense in pretending
Your eyes give you away
Something inside you is feeling like I do
We said all there is to say

Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, honey take me through the night
Breakdown, now I'm standing here can't you see
Breakdown, it's alright
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Old 10-05-2017, 11:59 PM
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So sleep tight baby
Unfurrow your brow
And know I love you
We're alright for now

We're alright for now
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Old 10-06-2017, 09:29 AM
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No, I'll stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground
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Old 10-06-2017, 10:46 AM
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Don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
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Old 10-07-2017, 02:09 AM
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Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad
When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown
Just hold on, I'm comin'
Hold on, I'm comin'
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Old 10-08-2017, 04:19 PM
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Hold on tight to your dream
Hold on tight to your dream
When you see your ship go sailing
When you feel your heart is breaking
Hold on tight to your dream
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Old 10-08-2017, 05:39 PM
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Moving in the future's grasp
Stepping through the mirror to the past
Falling through descending time
Suspended in the moment of a naked eye

Chasing the tail of a dream
Chasing the tail of a dream
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Old 10-12-2017, 01:05 AM
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Somebody call out my name (John)
As it started to rain
Two spirits dancing so strange
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse pousse
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse pousse
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse pousse
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Old 10-12-2017, 09:00 AM
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I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
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Old 10-12-2017, 09:14 AM
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Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, Delphic Oracle cats
Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats
Romantical cats, Pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats
Political cats, hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats

Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle sharps and jellicle flats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats

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Old 10-12-2017, 10:37 AM
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A long, long time ago
In the land of idiot boys,
There lived a cat, a phenomenal cat
Who loved to wallow all day.
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Old 10-12-2017, 12:59 PM
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Top Cat! He's the undisputed
Leader of the gang!
He's the top; he's the tip;
He's the championship!
He's the most tip-top Top Cat!
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Old 10-12-2017, 01:07 PM
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I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him, the Leader of the Pack
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Old 10-12-2017, 02:21 PM
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Suspicion yourself, suspicion yourself, don't get caught
Suspicion yourself, suspicion yourself, let us out
Wilder, lower, wolves
Here's a house to put wolves out the door
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Old 10-12-2017, 02:29 PM
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To make the merry-go-round go faster
So that everyone needs to hang on tighter
just to keep from being thrown to the wolves.
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:42 PM
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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
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Old 10-12-2017, 08:00 PM
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We are not chained to the wheel
To the wheel

It's the way that you feel
It's the truth in your eye
'Cause you're up against the world and still you rise
Still you rise
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Old 10-12-2017, 08:03 PM
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Take your place on The Great Mandala
As it moves through your brief moment of time.
Win or lose now - you must choose now
And if you lose, you're only losing your life.
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Old 10-12-2017, 09:00 PM
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Take a page, print your name
Tack it to the prayer wheel
Spin it 'til it makes the sound
Of a thousand voices crying
Every name that's on the prayer wheel
Lamentations up to heaven
Make some small enough to wear
Around our wrists, reminders there
Of the promises we made
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:19 PM
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May the Lord protect and defend you.
May the Lord preserve you from pain.
Favor them, Oh Lord, with happiness and peace.
Oh, hear our Sabbath prayer. Amen.
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:45 AM
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May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:54 AM
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Open your eyes
Despite what seems
Longevity
That's a righteous part of me

Moonchild
Lower me down, lower me down
Moonchild... lower me down down down down down down
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Old 10-14-2017, 08:05 PM
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Oh blame it on midnight
Ooh shame on the moon
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Old 10-14-2017, 09:37 PM
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Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:49 PM
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You weren't alive when I started to drive, so don't put none on me
You didn't arrive 'til late '45 but your head's in '53.
You got what it takes to keep the heads a-spinnin' down by the old rib shack
And you come across just like a fool grinnin' in the back of a red Cadillac.
You can't come across the Astro bridge until you pay the toll
So don't try to lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock and roll.

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Old 10-15-2017, 12:08 PM
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Seems my whole life is patterned after 1963
I could go to the picture show
Or catch a country jamboree
Now there's people picking on the Opry
And we don't know who they're with
But there's too much boogie woogie
And not enough Connie Smith
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Old 10-15-2017, 02:04 PM
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Hush, hush, hush,
Here comes the Bogeyman!
Don't let him come too close to you,
He'll catch you if you can.

Just pretend he isn't really there,
You will find that Bogeyman will vanish in thin air.
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Old 10-15-2017, 05:41 PM
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When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
There's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
You hear the boogie song, oh
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Old 10-16-2017, 09:17 PM
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Get on up, on the floor
'Cause were gonna boogie oogie oogie
'Till you just can't boogie no more
Ah boogie, boogie no more
You can't boogie no more
Ah boogie, boogie no more
Listen to the music
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Old 10-16-2017, 10:51 PM
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I wanna jump, but I'm afraid I'll fall
I wanna holler, but the joint's too small
Young man rhythm's got a hold of me, too
I got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
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