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Old 09-07-2018, 06:46 AM
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If Pink Floyd was giving financial advice ...


Pink Floyd giving financial advice:
"Careful with That Tax Eugene"

Pink Floyd giving farming advice
"Careful with That Ox Eugene"

Pink Floyd giving witchcraft advice
"Careful with That Hex Eugene"

Pink Floyd giving marital advice
"Careful with That Ex Eugene"

Inappropriate confused biologist advice:
Careful With that Ex Huge Gene?

Brazilian advice:
Careful with that wax Eugene.

Swedish fishmonger's advice
"Careful with that lox you Gene!"

Modern Communication Advice
Careful with that text Eugene !


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Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:29 AM
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I'd think more along the lines of investing in crazy diamonds.
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:50 AM
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Someone has given bad advice:

One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
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Movie projection advice:
"Careful with that IMAX Eugene!"

Not so modern communication advice:
"Careful with that fax Eugene!"
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When dealing with cancer cells used medical reseach:
Careful with Henrietta Lacks, Eugene.

How to deal with a jail cell with too many people?
"Free Four."

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What should I invest in? How much should I invest? How do I know when to sell? Oh, man...

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Don't binge eat, you could choke:
"Careful with those Jax, Eugene."

Pay attention at Band Camp
"Careful with that sax, Eugene."
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If Pink Floyd was giving advice on how to avoid spreading a cold...

"Careful with that achoo, Gene"
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Old 09-08-2018, 06:51 PM
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Construction advice: another brick -------- naah, too easy.
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If Pink Floyd was giving advice on whether or not to sponsor a charity:

"Don't give me any of that do-goody-good bullshit."

If Pink Floyd was giving advice on natural fertilizers:

"Don't give me any of that do-goody-good bullshit."
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If Pink Floyd were a plumber:
Careful with that crack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were a hit man:
Careful with that whack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were pleading the 5th:
Careful with those facts, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd worked for AAA:
Careful with that jack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were a doctor trying to immunize Jenny McCarthy's kid:
Careful with that vax, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were diabetic:
Careful with that Twix, Eugene.
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If Pink Floyd were lip readers,

I can see your lips move, but I can't hear what you are saying, Eugene.
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Construction advice: another brick -------- naah, too easy.
If Pink Floyd were anesthetists...
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:41 AM
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If Pink Floyd were a plumber:
Careful with that crack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were a hit man:
Careful with that whack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were pleading the 5th:
Careful with those facts, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd worked for AAA:
Careful with that jack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were a doctor trying to immunize Jenny McCarthy's kid:
Careful with that vax, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were diabetic:
Careful with that Twix, Eugene.

corkers :]
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:01 AM
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If Pink FLoyd was being Pink Floyd:
Careful with that sax Eugene
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:03 AM
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If Pink Floyd was campaign director for the dems in the 1968 election:
Careful with those attacks, Eugene
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Old 09-11-2018, 03:47 PM
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Working on the railroad:

Careful with the tracks, Eugene
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If Pink Floyd was giving Zoe advice on handling an experimental drug, they'd say

"Careful with that Pax, you Gina".
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If Pink Floyd were trying to genetically modify the human genome to create a super species of hyper intelligent Amazonian wonder women:
Careful with that XX eugenics, Eugene.

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Old 09-12-2018, 02:19 AM
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Working on the railroad:

Careful with the tracks, Eugene


or if he was a junkie :]

"Careful with those tracks Eugene"
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if Pink Floyd were giving advice to Eugene on his forthcoming camping outing:

"Careful with those ticks Eugene"
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Old 09-12-2018, 04:17 AM
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Obese Eugene:

"Careful with those Twix Eugene"
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:18 AM
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Pink Floyd as furriers

"Careful with those minx Eugene"
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:22 AM
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and one more

as Dodgy Catholic Bishops

"Careful with those monks Eugene"
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:24 AM
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Obese Eugene:

"Careful with those Twix Huge Gene"
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Carful with those axles, Eugene
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Careful with that egg , oogeny
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Kafir with that text,muhamadgene
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careful with latex Eugene!
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Careful with that egg , oogeny
brilliant
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You need to work on something with Phil Collins and spermatogenesis now.
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Fattist post-divorce marital advice:

"Careful with fat Ex Huge Jean"

Mid-70s Israeli advice

"Careful with Fatah Eugene"

Parcel distribution advice:

"Careful with Fedex Eugene"

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A woman realizes that joining a convent was a good idea:
"I have become, comfortably nun"

Bad spaceship idea:
"Set the controls for the heart of the sun"

Someone who believes jet airplanes are being used to spread poisons:
"[they] Set the chemtrails for the heartiest stun"

Walls are a good place for sex:
"Rut, rut, rut, rut"

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Multiple personality disorder, with a confused persona:
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"careful with syntax Huge Gene"
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A woman realizes that joining a convent was a good idea:
"I have become, comfortably nun"


Someone who believes jet airplanes are being used to spread poisons:
"[they] Set the chemtrails for the heartiest stun"



Multiple personality disorder, with a confused persona:
"One of me's dazed"

love those 3
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To an asshole who tries to steal from a dollar store:
All in all, you're just another prick in the mall

In a house of ill repute:
All in all, you're just another trick in the stall
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"Careful with that Ex-Lax Eugene"
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"shall we buy a new guitar, shall we drive a more powerful car, shall we work straight thorugh the night.. shall we get into fights, leave the lights on, drop bombs, do tours of the east, contract diseases, bury bones, break up homes, send flowers by phone, take to drink, go to shrinks, give up meat, rarely sleep, keep people as pets, train dogs, race rats, fill the attic with cash, bury treasure, store up leisure, but never relax at all...with our backs to the wall, back to the wall"
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Compiling a list of frequently asked questions:
Careful with those FAQs, Eugene.
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Dietary advice to a strict vegan:

Careful with that flax, Eugene.
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