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Random bits of absurdity that don't really belong anywhere else.


Janet!

Dr. Scott!

Janet!

Brad!

Rocky!

Defiant glare at Frank. N.Furter


Mary Ann!

Professor!

Mary Ann!

Ginger!

Gilligan!

Defiant glare at the skipper


Natasha!

Fearless Leader!

Natasha!

Boris!

Rocky!

Defiant glare at Bulwinkle
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Old 08-31-2019, 08:16 PM
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"Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckles] That's not a knife.

[he pulls out a large bowie knife]

"Crocodile" Dundee: THAT's a knife.

[Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket and maintains eyeball to eyeball stare]

Teenage Mugger: Shit!

[he and his friends run off]

"Crocodile" Dundee: [to Sue] Just kids having fun.
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Old 08-31-2019, 08:43 PM
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"Racist!"

"Meat-head!"

"Archie!"

"Michael!"

Defiant glare at Gloria.
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Old 08-31-2019, 09:10 PM
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Sponge-Bob to himself: "At least I'm safe inside my head!"
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Old 08-31-2019, 10:40 PM
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"Howard!"

"Bernadette!"

"Raj!"

"Leonard!"

"Penny!"

"Amy!"

"Meemaw!"

Defiant glare at Sheldon.
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"Ferris!"

"Cameron!"

"Sloan!"

"Ferris?"

"Ferris!"

Defiant glare at Mr. Rooney.
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Old 09-01-2019, 04:12 AM
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"Oh, Rob!"

Years later:

"Oh, Mr. Grant!"

"Oh, Murray!"

"Oh, Ted!"

"Oh, Sue Ann!"

"Oh, Rhoda!"

"Oh, Phyllis!"

Defiant glare at Mary.
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Old 09-01-2019, 05:37 AM
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Brittany!

Simon!

Brittany!

Theodore!

Alvin!

Defiant glare at David Seville
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Old 09-01-2019, 09:08 AM
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Randolph Scott!
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Old 09-01-2019, 10:44 AM
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I can explain it you, but I can't understand it for you.
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Spock! You unfeeling green-blooded hobgoblin!

McCoy, you illogical emotional issue bag.

Captain, me engines cannae take any more of this!

Captain, there's too much interference!

Kepten, where are nuclear wessels?

All glare at Kirk.

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Old 09-01-2019, 12:40 PM
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It's an Amulet of Pretty Much Instant Death.
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She had a snake for a pet, and an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf, but she wasn't done
She had grey-green skin, a doll with a pin
I told her she was alright, but I couldn't come in
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Laugh-a while you can, Monkey Boy!
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"Panache!"

Defiant glare at my own reflection
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My wife says I have two faults. One is, I don't listen to her. I forget the other.
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Old 09-02-2019, 08:38 AM
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Hey, Pancho!

Hey, Cisco!
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Old 09-02-2019, 09:25 AM
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It looks like we're in trouble, Tonto.

What you mean we, paleface?
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Old 09-02-2019, 03:02 PM
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Here's your Warrant...

She's my cherry pie...
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Old 09-03-2019, 01:58 AM
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Cherry pies ought to be you.
Autumn skies ought to be you.
Mr. Pulitzer's prize ought to be you.
Romeo in disguise ought to be you.

Columbine ought to be you.
Sparking wine ought to be you.
All of Beethoven's nine ought to be you.
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"You never even called me by my name..."
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Old 09-03-2019, 05:03 AM
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I call your name
But you're not there.
Was I to blame
For being unfair?
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You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship - right next to the dog-faced boy
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Old 09-03-2019, 08:19 AM
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John!

Paul!

John!

Ringo!

George!

Defiant glare at George Martin
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Old 09-03-2019, 09:24 AM
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Round up the usual suspects!
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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

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Man who try to light two rooms with one lamp, always in dark.
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Old 09-04-2019, 11:37 AM
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Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
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ABCD puppies
LMR no puppies
OSMR CMPN
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Old 09-04-2019, 12:46 PM
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Daria!

Dad!

Daria!

Mom!

Jane!

Defiant glare at Trent
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Old 09-04-2019, 03:14 PM
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Keith!

Laurie!

Chris!

Tracy!

Danny!

Defiant glare at Reuben Kincaid.
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Rye bread!

Corned beef!

Swiss cheese!

Sauerkraut!

Russian dressing!

Defiant glare at a Reuben sandwich.
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If other movies got the Rocky horror callback treatment...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a...

RAT'S ASS

The snozberries taste like...

SHIT

Oompa loompa doompa di doo...

THAT CHOCOLATE RIVER LOOKS LIKE DOG POO
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Old 09-05-2019, 12:22 AM
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Rye bread!

Corned beef!

Swiss cheese!

Sauerkraut!

Russian dressing!

Defiant glare at a Reuben sandwich.
Genius, Panache. Very well played!
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Old 09-05-2019, 10:45 AM
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Ta-ta-da!
And you feel something akin to the electric thrill I enjoyed when Gilmour, Liberate, Pat Conway, the Great Creator, W.C. Handy, and John Philip Sousa all came to town on the very same historic day.

Defiant Glare at John Cage.

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THE GIANT: I will tell you three things. If I tell them to you and they come true, then will you believe me?

COOPER: Who’s that?

THE GIANT: Think of me as a friend.

COOPER: Where do you come from?

THE GIANT: The question is, where have you gone? The first thing I will tell you is: There’s a man in a smiling bag.

COOPER: A man in a smiling bag…

THE GIANT: The second thing is: The owls are not what they seem. The third thing is: Without chemicals, he points.

COOPER: What do these things mean?

THE GIANT: This is all I am permitted to say.

Vexed glare at David Lynch
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Old 09-10-2019, 12:56 AM
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Bobby!

Dad?

Cindy!

Mom?

Peter!

Greg!

Jan!

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Defiant glare at Marcia followed by a thrown football.

Oh, my nose!

Mom always said, don't play ball in the house.

Bobby!
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Donny

Marie

Pick any other name and I bet there's an Osmond named that..

Svengali glare from Andy Williams!

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Bruce!

Bruce!

Bruce!

Bruce!

Knowing wink to Terry Gilliam to start the cartoon.
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If other movies got the Rocky horror callback treatment...

I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

GEE, YA THINK?

Come and get some in the yarbles, that is if you have any yarbles.

I HAD SOME YARBLES, NOW THE WIFE'S GOT 'EM.

Come with me, and you'll be in a world of...

TROUBLE AND DAMNATION.
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atimnie

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Spoons

Knowed Out

Prof.Pepperwinkle

[a sheepish peek by beckdawrek]

(Oh, heck who did I forget?)

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(Oh, heck who did I forget?)
Burpo the Wonder Mutt (post 2)
Grrr! (post 3)
Cardigan (posts 24 and 27)
Boson (post 30)

Glad you mentioned me twice though!
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Oh, man. I knew I shoulda previewed.

Burpo

Grr

Cardigan

Boson

('Please to forgive' eyelash fluttering from beck)
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Betty!

Veronica!

Betty!

Archie!

Jughead!

Defiant glare at Big Ethel
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Old 09-14-2019, 04:41 AM
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Two all-beef patties

Special sauce

Lettuce

Cheese

Pickles

Onions

Sesame seed bun

Voracious glare at Ronald McDonald
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Vodka!

Tomato juice!

Worcestershire sauce!

Tabasco!

Horseradish!

Salt!

Pepper!

Celery stalk!

Thirsty glare at Bloody Mary.
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Oklahoma!

Carousel!

State Fair!

South Pacific!

The King and I!

Cinderella!

Flower Drum Song!

The Sound of Music!

Musical glare at Rodgers and Hammerstein.
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Old 09-15-2019, 07:44 AM
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List Item #1!

List Item #2!

Hi, Opal!

Misty-eyed sentimental gazing off into space.

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