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So now you have a Borg named Hugh?
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Old 09-15-2019, 02:39 PM
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Old 09-19-2019, 03:19 PM
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DATA: Ha, ha, ha! I get it. Ha. ha, ha! I get it.
LAFORGE: You get what?
DATA: When you said to Commander Riker 'The clown can stay...' Ha, ha, ha. '...but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.' Ha, ha, ha.LAFORGE: What are you talking about?
DATA: During the Farpoint mission. We were on the bridge and you told the joke. That was the punch line. Ha, ha, ha!
LAFORGE: Farpoint? Data, that was seven years ago.
DATA: I know. I just got it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Very funny! Ha, ha, ha...
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Old 09-23-2019, 03:47 PM
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Old 09-28-2019, 09:09 AM
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Mr. Reese, could I trouble you to fire at something?

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If it should become necessary to fight, do you think you could arrange to find some ROCKS to throw at them?!
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Old 10-11-2019, 02:06 PM
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Note to the galley: Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.
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Old 10-18-2019, 09:04 AM
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I am pleasantly surprised at your capacity for deductive reasoning, Captain. When you are not being bellicose, there appears to be no end to your arsenal of formidable talents.
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Laddie, don't you think you should...rephrase that?
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