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Yelling may make you feel better, but it does not make me feel worse.
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Old 09-11-2019, 09:01 AM
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Have fun! MANDATORY fun!
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Ho-hum, a silly song - the words don't mean a thing.
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Old 09-12-2019, 04:58 PM
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They sing for no reason!
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With a smile and a song
All the world seems to waken anew
Rejoicing with you
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Old 09-13-2019, 09:10 AM
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Now is the perfect time to panic!
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Old 09-13-2019, 09:38 AM
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No time to say "hello", good-bye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
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Old 09-14-2019, 09:02 AM
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Can't this thing go any faster?
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Old 09-14-2019, 09:37 AM
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Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.
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Old 09-14-2019, 12:25 PM
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Any crash you can walk away from is a good crash!
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Old 09-15-2019, 02:56 PM
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I think the sky tram is broken.
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Old 09-15-2019, 04:29 PM
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Casey Junior's comin' down the track
Comin' down the track
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Old 09-16-2019, 01:31 PM
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We're revvin' our engines.
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Old 09-16-2019, 03:04 PM
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Now, you wash the dishes. You tidy up the room. You clean the fireplace. And I'll use the broom.
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Old 09-17-2019, 01:50 PM
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I'm the boss of you.
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Old 09-17-2019, 03:46 PM
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Off with his head!
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Old 09-18-2019, 03:37 PM
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A hair emergency! The worst kind!
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Old 09-18-2019, 05:06 PM
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"It was all started by a mouse because Walt lost the rights to a rabbit."
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Old 09-19-2019, 03:33 PM
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Now sit back and let the magic unfold.
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:28 PM
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I know the magic words!
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Old 09-20-2019, 04:44 PM
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Shoo! Vamoose!
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Leave the sewing to the women,
You go get some trimmin'.
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Old 09-21-2019, 12:34 PM
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All right, now, Princess, you're gettin' that dress, but that's it!
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Old 09-21-2019, 03:14 PM
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Oohhh!I can't believe I am just stuck here. I can't believe I'll never get to get my driver license or wear my dream dress to the prom.
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Old 09-22-2019, 11:31 AM
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It's like going to a prom that celebrates only you.
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Old 09-23-2019, 12:38 AM
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Oh, great, now I'm the bad guy.
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Old 09-23-2019, 07:36 AM
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Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. And I think that you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
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Old 09-23-2019, 04:31 PM
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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Old 09-23-2019, 06:57 PM
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Bring these Gypsy vermin to the Palace of Justice.
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Old 09-23-2019, 10:47 PM
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"Oh, a rat!"
"A RAT?!"
"I've misjudged him. Badly."
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Old 09-24-2019, 01:12 PM
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M-i-c-k-e-y....
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Old 09-24-2019, 06:33 PM
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What secrets are the mice hiding?
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Old 09-24-2019, 06:57 PM
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Meece-ka! Moose-ka! Mousketeer!
Mouse Cartoon Time now is here!
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Old 09-25-2019, 01:11 PM
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Old 09-26-2019, 08:41 AM
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When the ghosts have a midnight jamboree
They break it up with fiendish glee
Ghosts are bad, but the one that's cursed
Is the Headless Horseman! He's the worst!
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Old 09-26-2019, 03:33 PM
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We can't show fear. Now is not the time to panic.
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Old 09-27-2019, 08:38 AM
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But I suffer from a fear of heights and bites.
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Old 09-27-2019, 04:18 PM
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Do not worry. Your queen is here.
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Old 09-27-2019, 09:06 PM
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Off with their heads!
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Old 09-28-2019, 03:58 PM
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"We should probably clean this mess up."

"With water balloons?"

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Bounce me, Tigger!
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Old 09-30-2019, 04:51 PM
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Tiggers can't climb... ah, down, because, ah... their tails get in the way!
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Old 09-30-2019, 06:30 PM
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Let us tell you a tale, one that we all know too well...
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Old 10-01-2019, 11:30 AM
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It is the tale, the tale of a man... and a monster.
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Old 10-01-2019, 06:17 PM
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Everyone panic! I'll start.
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Old 10-02-2019, 08:49 AM
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Oo, this is gonna be good! I can tell.
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Old 10-02-2019, 05:17 PM
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Wait a second. You guys are good with wires and gadgets and stuff. Can you fix it?
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Old 10-02-2019, 06:11 PM
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That's it! No more underwater labs! It's volcanoes or abandoned castles from now on!
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