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I have brewed mead and you have not.

I haven't been to Ireland and you have.


True and false.

I’ve drunk a glass of buttermilk and you have not.

I have not lived in a dorm and you have.



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Old 06-07-2019, 04:11 PM
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True and true.

I have been attacked by a dog which feared my Halloween costume, and you have not.

I have never worn a superhero costume on Halloween, and you have.

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True and true. (I was the Spectre.)

I have haunted a Haunted House attraction, and you have not.

I have not driven a car over 80 mph, and you have.
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Old 06-07-2019, 06:02 PM
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True and true.

I have spent far too much time in Hawai'i and you have not.

I have never visited South America, and you have.
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Old 06-07-2019, 08:23 PM
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True and false.

I have driven a motorcycle over 100 mph and you have not.

I have never been to San Francisco and you have.
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Old 06-07-2019, 08:50 PM
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True and true

I have eaten escargots (snails) and you have not.

I have never been a student in a US grade school or high school, and you have.
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Old 06-07-2019, 10:03 PM
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True and true.

I have studied at a community college and you have not.
I have never been to New York City, and you have.
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Old 06-08-2019, 04:26 AM
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False and VERY true.

I have hovered over molten lava in a helicopter, but you have not.

I have never been to Pisa, Italy, but you have.
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I dressed up as a Klingon for Halloween, and you have not.

I have not seen the Grateful Dead in concert, and you have.
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True and false.

I have installed a ceiling fan and you have not.
I have never been in a hot air balloon and you have.
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True and false.

I have ridden in the open back of a pickup truck on a public highway and you have not.

I have never streamed a movie, and you have.



(if you had my internet connection speed, you probably wouldn't have either)
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Old 06-09-2019, 04:14 AM
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True and false.

I have dressed as a clown (Clarabell) for Halloween and you have not.

I have never been to Disneyland and you have.
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Old 06-09-2019, 06:01 AM
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True and false (World, yes, Land, no)

I have been on a cruise departing from New York City and you have not.

I have never been to a chiropractor and you have.
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False* and false.

I have lived on a commune and you have not.

I have never worked in a cubicle and you have.



*wait a minute. It was a long time ago. I'm pretty sure it departed from NYC, but I might be wrong.

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False and true.

I have been white-water rafting and you have not.

I have never sold anything door-to-door and you have.
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false and false (except for the one time I sold shampoo for high school band)

I interviewed for a job at a grape juice factory and you have not.

I have not been to Chicago and you have.
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I've swum in the Atlantic Ocean and you have not.

I've never swum in the Pacific Ocean and you have.
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Old 06-09-2019, 04:37 PM
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False and true.

I've peed into a urinal made from a beer keg* and you have not.

I have not ridden a bicycle this year and you have.




*just today, in fact
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Old 06-09-2019, 04:55 PM
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True and false.

I have urinated into the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans in the same day, and you have not.

I have never been to Panama and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 07:20 AM
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(so I have to ask, how did you pee in both oceans on the same day if you weren't at Panama?)

I lost a front tooth in a bicycle accident and you have not.

I haven't had a root canal and you have.
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I have gained more than 60 lbs since high school and you have not.

I have not been on a cruise and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 07:39 AM
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False and false.

I have DM'd Dungeons & Dragons adventures in four editions, and you have not.

I have never played poker, and you have.

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Old 06-10-2019, 08:59 AM
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True and true.

I have failed a math class in high school and you have not.

I have never broken an arm or leg and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 09:00 AM
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I have met John Travolta and you have not.

I have never shit in the woods, but you have/
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Old 06-10-2019, 09:01 AM
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(so I have to ask, how did you pee in both oceans on the same day if you weren't at Panama?)
I lived in Long Beach, NY at the time, peed in the Atlantic in the morning, flew to S.F. and peed in the Pacific.

True and false.

I have driven the Road to Hana on Maui and you have not.

I have never seen an annular solar eclipse and you have.
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I have acquired proficiency in walking on stilts and you have not.

I have not ever driven a car with a 'three on the tree' and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 10:09 AM
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True and False.

I have had eight wisdom teeth extracted, and you have not.

I have never read a James Bond book or seen a James Bond movie, and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 10:13 AM
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True (just four) and True (a few of the movies)

I have driven an all-electric car and you have not.

I have never changed a car's oil, and you have.

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Old 06-10-2019, 10:18 AM
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I have had severe asthma and you have not.

I have not had my appendix removed and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 12:22 PM
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Probably false (depending what qualifies as 'severe') and false.

I have driven in a Presidential motorcade and you have not.

I have never gotten a speeding ticket during the last 20 years and you have
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I have ridden a mule to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, and back, and you have not.

I have never played a collegiate sport and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 11:15 PM
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True and false (although I did letter in swimming in high school).

I have kissed Michelle Obama, and you have not.

I have never played rugby, and you have.
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Old 06-10-2019, 11:58 PM
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I have gone to a job interview with my pet dog and you have not. (dog was not invited nor relevant)

I have never owned two dogs at a time and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 04:30 AM
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True and false.

I have seen the Ferris wheel in Vienna featured in The Third Man, and you have not.

I have never had a sister, and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 04:32 AM
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True and false.

I have both rear-ended someone and been rear-ended myself (talking about cars here)

I have never been to Mt. Rushmore NOR the Alamo and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 04:47 AM
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False (not talking about cars here) and false.

I have been in a submarine and you have not.

I have never met any British royalty and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:21 AM
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I have saved a thousand dollars in cash and you have not.

I have never been in danger of drowning and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:28 AM
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False and false.

I have photographed Delicate Arch from directly underneath, lying on my back, and you have not.

I have never had a car insurance claim since 1981, and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 10:31 AM
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I have two older sisters, and you have not.

I have no younger brothers, and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 11:04 AM
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I have worked in a cereal factory and you have not.

I have never been to Alaska and you have.

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Old 06-11-2019, 11:07 AM
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I have cleaned fished for a living (in Alaska, in my case) and you have not.

I have never been to Oklahoma but you have.
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I've been to the Festival of the Haggis and you have not.

I have never been to France and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 12:20 PM
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I have eaten lunch in my car this month and you have not.

I have never driven a snowmobile and you have.


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Old 06-11-2019, 01:58 PM
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True and false.

I have danced the Charleston and you have not.

I have never kissed a reptile and you have.
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Old 06-11-2019, 04:41 PM
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True and false.

I have danced the Charleston and you have not.

I have never kissed a reptile and you have.
(these are coming fast and furious at times, might be a good idea to Reply with Quote)

True and false.

I have had gout and you have not.

I have never owned an Apple computer and you have.
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I am a Star Trek fan, and you are not.

I have never seen a complete episode of Doctor Who, and you have.
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Old 06-12-2019, 01:18 AM
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False and false.

I have been in buildings designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and you have not.

I have never played electric guitar, and you have.
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Old 06-12-2019, 04:48 AM
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False and false.

I have been in buildings designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and you have not.

I have never played electric guitar, and you have.
False and false.

I have fallen on ice within the past year and you have not.

I have never worked in a fast food place and you have.
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Old 06-12-2019, 05:22 AM
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True and True.

I have seen four total solar eclipses and you have not.

I have never been on a cruise and you have.
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I have grown peas in my garden and you have not.

I have never purchased a t-shirt at a concert and you have.
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