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Old 06-16-2019, 06:42 AM
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The movie plot summary game


In this game the last player will have provided the title of their fictitious movie - don't use any real movie titles, please - and based only on that title, you'll tell everyone what that movie's plot is about: as for the length of the description, 1-4 sentence summaries should do it.

Then you end your post with the title of your movie for the next player to describe it.

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Movie title: Glitterdale
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Old 06-16-2019, 09:09 AM
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Five-year old Rowena has a dream to cover the world in glitter, just as she covers her pet cats and dogs in it. She imagines a world where everything sparkles, but her single mom dresses in beige, has a beige car and works in a beige office. The new day care center Rowena arrives at is resplendent in grays, and all the other kids are perfect orderly offspring for whom blue violent is a daring choice to color a grape. The day care center operator, Dr. Dullard, however, hasn't ever had to match wits with someone like Rowena. She inspires laughter and love of color and sparkle in the other kids. Dr. Dullard, who is secretly a dark wizard, calls upon the forces of Heck to deal with the upstart, but is finally defeated when Rowena finally finds a way to open a magic bottle her father left her before he died. Upon the bottle being opened, Larry the Cable Genie emerges and shouts "Glitter Done!". And the rest is happy bedlam.

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The Zurich Manifesto

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Old 06-18-2019, 03:07 PM
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The president of the United States calls a press conference and proclaims that the country will now enable new international peace accords dubbed the Zurich Manifesto -- they will immediately withdraw troops from trouble spots and dismantle the nuclear program. Public opinion is divided on the new declaration as some call it a bold advancement towards world peace while others think it's "too much too soon" though everyone generally agrees that this did come from out of nowhere. Secret Service agent and former Special Forces soldier Blake Leonardo is about to go home for the night when he is pulled aside by the first lady. The two once dated briefly years ago and she confides that the president is acting strangely and she doesn't know who she can trust.

Leonardo believes her but doesn't grow suspicious until he is pulled aside by a Secret Service supervisor, who isn't in his direct chain of command, and tries to get him to say what the first lady was talking about. Leonardo begins to question the supervisor's reasons when two other agents attempt to subdue him, a fight breaks out in the White House which escalates into a running gun battle along the streets of Washington with the hero eventually escaping by commandeering a civilian car, then dumping it in an alley and getting a step ahead of his pursuers. Knowing that his home will certainly be under surveillance, Leonardo heads to an old Army buddy's office. His buddy is now working in cyber security and starts researching "Zurich Manifesto" on the dark web until he realizes that his searches are being monitored. He does provide a clue just as more agents bust into the office.

Leonardo escapes once again while a news report voice over mentions that a terrorist cell was uncovered in DC and that the first lady had slipped into a mysterious coma. Leonardo tracks the clue and ends up in another battle in an abandoned New Jersey warehouse which ends in explosions. Leonardo then makes his way to Mount Rushmore (homage to North By Northwest) where he uncovers an international cabal who hypnotized the president and is looking to profit by weakening the United States. Leonardo fights his way through the cabal and stops their evil plans. Another voiceover confirms that the president and first lady are now OK while Leonardo walks quietly off into the night.


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Boogerburgers II, the Next Day.
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:09 PM
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I guess that was more than 1 to 4 sentences.
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:55 PM
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Boogerburgers II: The Next Day
Having been fired from Burger Palace in the previous film, Freddie and Digger decide to start their own burger stand based on their own "special recipe." Things are going swimmingly until Digger's seasonal allergies subside, depriving them of their "secret ingredient." Their schemes to infect various friends and family members with severe head colds eventually result in their being pursued as biological terrorists by the FBI. Freddie and Digger see the error of their ways and are hired back at Burger Palace.

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The Pomegranates of April

Two very elderly ladies (played by Lillian Gish and Bette Davis) meet every fourth month of the year--for the past 133 years--on a small island off the coast of Newfoundland to sample fruit from the pomegranate tree they've nurtured since they were tots. A recently-relocated local religious fanatic named Avril sues them for possession of the tree, claiming the fruit is sacred (supposedly, it's the actual fruit of The Tree Of Knowledge) and wins her case. The old ladies hand over the tree and die of heartbreak that very night. They are both cremated and their ashes are clandestinely mixed into the soil of the tree by the judge who ruled against them. The fruit never tastes the same again.

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Old 06-21-2019, 08:31 PM
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David Hasselhoff plays EVERY role but one in this 3-hour plus spectacle in which Capt. Quirk of the SS Boobyprize snags heroes from a number of realities in order to stop the evil that is Dark KITT (voiced by William Daniels). The special effects are all created through the use of non-cutting edge green screen technology, and no one has ever heard of CGI. Or stop-motion animation, for that matter.

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Old 06-22-2019, 11:52 AM
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Newark, Mon Amour!

Greta and Leon both have the same problem: they're compulsive liars. One day, when Greta is about to go into a Liars Anonymous meeting and Leon is leaving one, they literally run into each other in the street, and a whirlwind romance follows. But will their love survive finding out that Greta isn't really from NYC and Leon isn't a French model?


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Old 06-22-2019, 02:00 PM
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Help Wanted for the Tortured and Haunted

Seth Rogan plays an IT staffer who makes lotsa money until one day a new app makes his entire career obsolete. He's already blown his money on high-dollar drugs and loose women, so he has to move back in with his smothering ogre of a mother. Desperate for a new career, he answers a "Help Wanted for the Tortured and Haunted" ad online, shows up for the interview, and is placed in a small auditorium along with other desperate job seekers who have similar down-on-their-luck stories. Ian McShane's character B. L. Zebub comes to the podium and tells the attendees he's a travel broker for the damned. Souls that have been damned to hell for eternity have paid him enough "soul ducats" (infernal money) to arrange for willing mortals to let the damned borrow their bodies for a week. Rogan thinks it's all a sham but consents anyway, desperate for money. His damned soul turns out to be Billy the Kid, who wants to rob banks again, but doesn't realize how much technology changed since his day.

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Old 06-22-2019, 06:44 PM
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The Tongue of the Dragon
In 1880s Chinatown, Joseph are Ming-Wa are young, in love and worlds apart -- he the son of a prospector who struck it rich, she the neglected daughter of a powerful clan of organized criminals. As their families struggle for control of Chinatown, Joseph's father is killed and Ming-Wa gives her lover her family's most prized possession: the ancient sword known as the Tongue of the Dragon. With this powerful weapon, Joseph is transformed into the Avenging Dragon Spirit, and wreaks bloody vengeance on the men who killed his father.

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A lone dwarf, isolated from his 6 former friends, joins a ragtag rebel group. Their goal - eliminating the monarchy that has blighted the realm. But the rebels are unaware of Doc's secret - he's motivated more by the love he lost, than by the political aims of the rebels. When faced with betraying his cause or harming Aurora, what will he choose?

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Old 06-23-2019, 01:21 PM
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Sequel: The Sequel

Reginald Stirling Sequel, the dashing private detective, is back in this thrilling tale of a case of murder and mayhem in the hallowed halls of Tepid College. It begins with the murder of a don, a student and a groundskeeper, but soon develops into a darker tale of academic fraud and cricket malfeasance that could rock the foundations of British society.

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Jeff Dunham plays himself in a behind-the-scenes mockumentary of his ventriloquist act. It's revealed that his puppets want to band together to protest hostile working conditions. They can't perform unless they give written consent to allow Dunham to stick his hand up their asses, they're packed into suitcases for lengthy times with no bathroom breaks, and they want termite insurance. Since they cant speak unless Dunham holds them, they take the first half of the movie airing their grievances, one at a time. Dunham has to create a union rep puppet, which he makes look like a leech with vampire teeth and calls him Sucky McSuckface. The puppets all manage to speak simultaneously at the end, responding to Sucky's call for action: SO SAY WE ALL!

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Old 06-24-2019, 03:05 PM
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In this delightful mix of live action and CGI, a young woman graduates from college and starts a new job in the Big City while her cartoon uterus comments and occasionally gives advice along the way. Returning to her small hometown one holiday, she meets the handsome and just-scruffy-enough local horseshoer but initially disregards him as "small town" despite her uterus' protests that he's actually pretty cute. After several heartbreaking romantic misadventures back in the Big City, she finally rushes back home and into scruffy blacksmith's arms. While in the embrace, Uterus makes a contented comment about love and then hears a similarly contented male's voice just below.

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Old 06-25-2019, 07:43 AM
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Swamp Lake got its name from its discoverer, Elijah Swamp, in a seldom explored area of Montana. Elijah's family settled in that area during the Gold Rush of the mid 19th century and became a self-sustaining community. Whenever government officials arrived to take census or to tell them they had to pay taxes, they mysteriously disappeared. Further investigations revealed no trace of the officials, and none the Swamps would speak of the matter. One day, the heroine, a Nancy Drew type of ambitious entry level cop, wanted to prove she was just as capable of solving difficult crimes as her male counterparts, journeyed to Swamp Lake with her gang of teenage friends and their dog in a van they called the Conundrum Conveyance. They encounter ghosts that were actually Swamps wearing whiteface and images from film projectors, then expose the disguise of the kind little old lady who was actually Elijah's descendant Elias, and the missing officials are found stacked like cordwood in a cave.

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Unhappy, mixed-up Nigel Anne Clarence Prudence "Bobo" Phartuccio (Brad Pitt), discharged from the U.S. Army for excessive flatulence, is hitchhiking across the country when he's picked up just outside Blawnox, Pa. by a mysterious trucker known only as O (Orson Bean). As the miles fly by, O and Bobo talk about their life experiences and, under O's gentle questioning, Bobo comes to see that he really should be a she. O reveals, in turn, that he used to be a she. After a wacky abortive kidnapping plot suggested by three alluring sisters (Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman and Alicia Vikander) in Des Moines, O and Bobo reach Los Angeles. In a touching final scene just under the HOLLYWOOD sign, O pledges his life's savings both to help Bobo get the hormone therapy and surgery he needs and, more importantly, to earn his long-haul trucker's certificate.

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Old 06-25-2019, 11:07 AM
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Lando just wants to administrate his Cloud City mining operations and stay out of the Galactic civil war. Lando also just wants to host Cloud City's 8th annual Space Dance Jam Turbo Throwdown Showdown and everything is going according to plan until an armored bounty hunter shows up followed by several star destroyers. Darth Vader lands in his shuttle demanding that Lando turn over his old friend Han Solo and Lando is forced to split his time appeasing the Dark Lord of the Sith and hosting some funky dance jams. Solo then lands along with his co-pilot Chewbacca, Princess Leia, and a protocol droid and Lando is then forced to split his time between the three parties until it all comes to a head when Vader crashes Solo and company's dinner and captures them. Luke Skywalker also shows up while Lando still hopelessly tries to keep Vader from interrupting the Showdown until he's forced to make the announcement that everyone needs to abandon the city. DJ Lobot refuses to stop rocking the joint even though Willow Hood makes off with his boomin' system. Fett bugs out with Solo, who is now frozen in carbonite, while Skywalker escapes with the rest of the rebels. Vader is about to peruse with his Star Destroyer fleet except they are intercepted by part of the rebel fleet. Space battle and dance off occur simultaneously to the disco Star Wars theme and one of the Destroyers blows up just as the Dance off winner is awarded his trophy.


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The Moist Oysters of James Joyce

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Old 06-25-2019, 03:11 PM
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In 1919 Dublin, James Joyce (Orson Bean) is tormented by writer's block. Another writer friend, Fiona (Susan Sarandon), confides that moist oysters, not dry, have always helped her write when nothing else would. Joyce consults with three other writer friends, Devlin Muldoon (Liam Neeson), Patrick Garrity (Gabriel Byrne) and Seamus Sweeney (Samuel L. Jackson), who give him conflicting advice. Having no better option, he tries a dish of moist oysters at his favorite pub and is suddenly propelled into a frenzy of creativity. As the pages fly beneath his racing pen, we see the title of his next masterpiece: The Moist Oysters of Ulysses. Then everything stops, and Joyce, after a long, thoughtful pause, draws a line through all but the last word of the title.

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It's 35 years later and old Hogwarts classmates have fallen on hard times. Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) has discovered fame can be a double edged sword and while snorting pixie dust was at first great fun and escape, it has now turned into a life threatening battle with addiction. A gray haired and frumpy Hermione (Emma Watson) is struggling with isolation following her third unsuccessful marriage and has reached out to former nemesis Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton). Malfoy initially tries to conceal the illicit tryst from his spouse, Astoria Greengrass (Jade Olivia), but when the affair is at last discovered, instead of terminating the relationship, she offers to join the two in an a threesome of increasingly bizarre and perverted magical sex acts (visual effects supervisor nominated for Academy Award).

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Old 06-26-2019, 09:33 AM
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The Mediocre Chill
Aging Baby Boomer Jack (Kevin Costner) abruptly lapses into a coma, prompting his domestic partner, Jeb (Craig T. Nelson) to invite their old college crew to their beach house for one final, farewell get-together. The gang spends a tense weekend getting schnockered on wine and reminiscing about the good old days, in between bouts of listening to whatever old Motown songs are reasonably affordable to license. After his friends have spent an agonizing two days sleeping with each other's partners, getting into fistfights and/or concluding that their entire lives were a failed attempt to substitute financial security for happiness, Jack awakens from his coma, surprised to discover himself surrounded by friends who, he senses, actually wish he had died.

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Acclaimed concert pianist Leopold Leopoldowski (Orson Bean) seems to have it all - international fame, a vast fortune, an adoring wife (Kate Winslet) and an even more adoring mistress (Kate Upton). However, he becomes obsessed with his inability to play the fiendishly difficult Third Piano Concerto of the obscure 17th century British composer James Yaxley (Keanu Reeves, in flashbacks), which is considered impossible for any person with only two hands. Leopoldowski decides to undergo a very risky operation to graft a third hand onto his right forearm so that he can cover all the keys. However, the Mengele-like mad surgeon (Carrot Top) he hires for the job has his own ideas....

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Old 06-26-2019, 11:04 AM
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Armageddon Outta Here!
Adam Sandler is the Archangel Gabriel, who is exiled to earth after angering God by peeing on the Pearly Gates. Disguised as a mortal man, he meets and develops a crush on fashion blogger Penelope (Drew Barrymore). Penelope has a boyfriend, Nick (Ron Schneider) who Gabriel discovers is actually the devil in disguise, trying to bring about the end of the world. An hour's worth of screaming and fart jokes later, Gabriel banishes Nick and is forgiven by God. Gabriel says a tearful farewell to Penelope and returns to Heaven. Pausing at the entrance, he whips it out, pees on the Pearly Gates again, and returns to earth to live a mortal life as Penelope's husband.

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Faith, Hope & Pizza is the most popular attraction in a sleepy new England town. Owned by best friends Faith and Hope who have ran the place for years, their loyalty is put to the test when a just-scruffy-enough looking fisherman named Christian comes to town. Fun times, arguments, drinking wine after hours, and a wacky date ensues until a secret in their past is revealed. Christian leaves town on the next fishing boat and the two best friends swear to each other that they'll never fight again over a man and their friendship and the pizza place is too important. Right after they agree, a just-scruffy-enough fisherman named Gabriel comes to town.


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Sisters, Faith and Hope,have ordered a pizza. Virile young delivery driver 'Juan' arrives at the door to deliver their 'Deluxe #69 pizza'. The sisters have enough money to pay for the pizza but are dismayed and shocked to discover they have no additional funds available with which to tip poor Juan. A completely unanticipated plot twist occurs when Hope devises an alternate means for the two sisters to provide Juan with his 'tip'. 27 minutes of memorable cinema ensue. "Bow Chicka Bow Bow" wins Oscar for Best Original Song 2019.


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edit:ninja'ed,but let's go ahead with Trials of a Destitute Prostitute'

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Paul the Apostle, played by Aziz Ansari, hears that the church he established in Corinth has fallen into disarray. The church members have been falling out over petty jealousies and misinterpretations of Paul's guidelines. Can we eat the meat we offered to the idols before you told us not to? Can we crucify our wives for gossiping while we witness? Does God approve of anal sex? Paul tells them the three greatest gifts God gave to mankind: faith, hope, and PIZZA! The Corinthians agree that pizza is awesome, and by the end of the movie, they are all unified in their love for pepperoni and mozzarella cheese.

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crap, double ninja'ed.

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An angel, Raphel, in a job as an angel has a boring desk job. Come judgement day, our protagonist has to let in the morally good. Yet, he has a secret no one knows: he HATES humans. In this Netflix comedy, we see what the judgment from above is like when they are not in favour of the righteous.
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(I think CaptainSnazzy was responding to Armageddon Outta Here. On to ...)

Angelina: Trials of a Destitute Prostitute
In this exhausting four-hour drama shot entirely on an iPhone 5, Lars Von Trier depicts one unhappy weekend in the life of Angelina, a teenage prostitute living on the streets of Rotterdam. After being diagnosed with hepatitis following a needle party with some equally down and out friends, Angelina hires herself out to a group of German backpackers, who proceed to "party" with her in an extended sequence that is impossible for anyone other than a sociopath to watch. Finally, the backpackers having passed out after hours of debauchery, Angelina recovers her severed arm and, in an unbroken 20-minute take, beats each one of them to death with it in their sleep.

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Chimps on Venus

In a throwback to 50s Sci Fi movies, scientists discover signs of life on Venus. The president (an idiotic expy of the current one) orders a rocket launched to investigate. Average Joe is working in the capsule prior to launch with his chimp pal Bobo when the rocket is struck by lighting and he is launched to Venus. Discovering that the air is breathable, Joe and Bobo set out to explore the planet and find a colony of chimps working on sophisticated computers. They also discover their keeper, a lonely woman from planet Amazonia XII who has never known the love of man. After some chimpanzee hijinks, Joe starts to teach her how to kiss but they are interrupted by the evil queen of Amazonia who is coming to destroy the Earth with her Amazonian fleet. Joe and his new gal pal boobytrap (heh heh boobytrap) the computers on Venus, get themselves and all the chimps into the capsule and escape to Earth just as Venus blows up and destroys the invaders. The president calls the capsule to congratulate Joe on a job well done but only sees chimps and the two kissing.

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It Happened One Night in Albany

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It Happened One Night in Albany
What appears at the outset like a quirky indie comedy finds Jack, Pete and Pete's girlfriend Stacy on a roadtrip, bantering playfully and looking forward to a week of relaxed exploring. Hungry at the end of a long day's drive, they stop for dinner at a tavern in Albany, Iowa. An innocent misunderstanding regarding a trucker hat bewilderingly escalates into a full-on bloodbath, in which Pete is killed by a pool cue through the chest and Stacy fends off the enraged locals with wild blasts from a sawed-off shotgun. Stacy and Jack must then fight for their lives as the wrath of the entire town descends upon them, eventually revealing the terrible secret lurking in Albany's dark heart. Special appearance by Bill Murray as Mayor Lee.

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A Japanese shogun warlord (Orson Bean) rules his land with an iron fist and takes no guff from nobody. When an itinerant minstrel (George Clooney) passes through the area, he seduces the shogun's wife (Kate Mulgrew) with his sweet music and winning personality. When the lovers are discovered, the shogun orders them each hanged with nooses made of silken thread. Just moments before the two are to be executed, nothing happens, and they are, in fact, killed.

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Bobby Caldman (Chevy Chase) and his family (Beverley DeAngelo, and 2 random kids) are expatriated to South Korea by his employer, Software Giant X, to oversee the Seoul expansion. No one in the family is particularly happy about this upheaval but Bobby is resolute to make the best of the situation and is determined to put on a good old American Christmas for his family in their new home. However, his plans are thwarted by unforeseen events, lack of traditional foods, his daughters new beau, and an infuriating wild gopher.

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Following the mediocre success of Knucklebuster: Grabbing the Brass Knucks, internet darling Kimbo Slice returns as Kimbo Strike, super secret agent brass knuckle underground infiltrator. Kimbo learns that one of the participants, Al Kaeda, is actually using a stolen nuclear launch strike key instead of actual brass knuckles. Kimbo has to negotiate his way through a labrynthine tournament bracket, thinking he needs to lose a match or two to get into Kaeda's bracket. However, he not only gets the tournament schedule wrong, he also gets the tournament location wrong. He shows up at Compton, when the tournament was actually taking place at Rio De Janero, and mistakes a kabob restaurant manager for Kaeda.

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Patrick McTeague (Orson Bean), an aging crime boss in an anonymous Midwestern city, decides to go legit. He starts a pretzel company specializing in unusual flavors, and has a runaway best-seller with his grandmother's secret recipe for purple spiced pretzels. The police commissioner (Patrick Stewart), a longtime foe, doubts that McTeague has really gone straight, and sends a naive young cop (Mackenzie Foy) in to infiltrate the company. Both she and McTeague are surprised when an unlikely romance blooms between them.

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Indiana Jones and the Long-Overdue Retirement
When word surfaces that the rare Kookalouris of Speilbergen has surfaced in Burma, Indiana Jones dons his jacket and hat for one more adventure. Boarding the plane to depart, he slips and falls down the steps, landing at the bottom with a broken hip. Unable to walk without a cane, he retires from teaching and adventuring. He becomes a glowering presence at home, surly and silent. Marion comes to resent him. They both start drinking. Indiana Jones spends weeks building a lavish birdhouse shaped like the Ark of the Covenant. He then goes into his bathroom, closes the door, and hangs himself with his bullwhip.

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Little Tommy and his friends are excited to see a circus come to town and plan to spend long hours enjoying the food, rides, and spectacles. Things take a suspiring turn for the worse when the denizens of
Cirque d'Horreur start coming after them with chainsaws. Creepy clowns, bearded ladies, and even the guy in the elephant ear booth all come after them with chainsaws and kill the kids off one by one. Finally, Tommy squares off against the evil Ringmaster in the big top. Chainsaws fly as do flaming juggling pins and ferocious French poodles. Drenched in blood, Jimmy finally gains the upper hand when he is suddenly awaken by his best friend who excitedly shows him the flier for the circus that is coming to town.

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High school basketball star Bobby King (Finn Wolfhard) is a normal American boy —until he wakes up one day to find himself, inexplicably, crowned the King of America, with a coterie of ministers, handlers and hangers-on all at his beck and call. At school, Bobby's friends are intimidated by his new status, leaving Bobby alone as he enters a head-spinning world of momentous decisions and near-unlimited authority. As the world situation worsens and pressures on Bobby mount, he longs more and more to return to the simple life he once knew. Finally, when war with China appears inevitable, Bobby challenges the country to a basketball game. He sinks the winning shot, defusing the crisis, and then announces he is abdicating his throne.

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Turned into a pigeon by his wife for cheating on her one time too many, Bobby Blanc (Norm Macdonald) is forced to take control of his life. Moving to a new town and getting a job as a fast food delivery service was an ambitious start but he soon falls into depression as he gradually loses his ability to communicate with humans. At last, putting aside all pretense of humanity he finds comfort in joining a kit of pigeons, taking a mate, and making roost in a chapel tower.


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Jaden, a seventeen-year-old boy with high functioning autism, is in love with his classmate Lily. Unfortunately, a traumatic brain injury has wiped out Lily's ability to make long term memories, so now is all she knows. With Lily's memory issues, how will Jaden ever convince Lily to love him back and to aid in his investigation of his neighbor's sinister multi-level marketing scheme?


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Nothing Hill II. A Cradle Made of Ashes

In the pacific theatre of WWII, Sergeant Bobby "Def Jams" Ganymede (Orson Bean) is ordered to take Hill "Nashi 2". Surmising that taking the hill would probably cost the lives of half his platoon, he instead opts for going around it and reporting it as taken. Little did he know that the small group of enemy soldier on the hill were out of ammo and starving so they could have easily been defeated. After Bobby's platoon has passed, the enemies are re-supplied by air drop and go on the hunt for Bobby and his platoon, from the rear.

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A costume drama set in Victorian England. Perpetually competitive brothers, Samuel and John Wellington (played by Ed Begley Jr. and Gilbert Gottfried), have for months vied for the affections of the beautiful, wealthy, and coquettish Lady Smyth (Rebel Wilson). Both brothers plans, however, are complicated by the arrival of a suave and sophisticated new suitor, William Wainwright, (Billy Bob Thornton) who seems to have captured Lady Smyth's heart. The hand of fate intervenes, though, when a freak hot air ballooning accident ends both Wainwright and Smyth's lives. The brothers afterwards decide they should put an end to their competitive ways and instead pool their resources and talents together, and so form a successful shoe polish enterprise. A freak accident involving a team of runaway horses and carriage, however, ends both brothers' lives. The final scene shows their broken bodies lying in the street. And then it begins to rain.

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Kevin Hart plays a smooth operator who seems to have lost his game. His usual methods of seduction all fail, and he decides to finally accept advice from his uncles—played by Tracy Morgan, Cedric the Entertainer, and Morgan Freeman—on the best way to win women over. He wears a hidden camera and earpiece so his uncles can watch and comment as he makes the moves on potential lovers. At first, his attempts disrupt into chaos as his uncles argue and he screams back at them, forgetting to conceal their presence. When he does succeed, the uncles remark "Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" Finally, he's arrested when one women tells the police he's stalking her. The arresting officer, played by a formidable Angela Basset, takes him in with extreme prejudice, because she hates players. Hart and his uncles spend the remainder of the movie conferring on ways to melt her icy heart. By the end, he rescues her from a shootout by taking a bullet for her.

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A movie widely panned by critics for pandering to pre-adolescent girls, Kaiju Kitties is a big story about really big cats. They're cute, they're cuddly, and they destroy buildings and eat people. No one knows how they've managed to find their way into our world from a crack in the ocean floor, but eleven-year-old Kido Haru may be the only person who can stop them. Her kitten crazy friends constantly thwart her efforts to get the giant felinesque kaiju under control, but unlike them Kido is more of a dog person and determined to rid the world of the massive "cats."


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Set in the golden era of Jazz, Leroy "Magic Fingers" Fandango is the first man to try to merge the two worlds of jazz and magic. He brings magic to his jazz gigs and jazz to his magic act, but many believe that the two worlds should never be together and so finds resistance from both musicians and magicians along the way. Desperate for work, Leroy finally gets a job at a local bar where he meets the owner's lovely and innocent daughter Clarice Goodheart. With a world war looming and two different guilds of entertainers at each other's throats, can Leroy's magic fingers placate the two groups, win the love of Clarice, and entertain everyone at the bar?

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One day while rummaging through the library of his large family estate, Johnny Q, an anthropomorphic bottle of Australian shiraz, finds a treasure map in one of his grandfather's old books. Beside the crude map, marginalia explain that the map leads to the legendary 100 carat Burmese sapphire known as the 'Blue Hue', because its hue was indeed, a shade of blue. It tells that the Blue Hue among the Crown Jewels is a fake, because when bringing it over from Burma, the real one was secretly taken on an alternate route, for safety, while the fake one was publicly flown to England. However, the real stone never made it to the destination as the plane crashed somewhere near Paro, Bhutan. A crew member who parachuted off the plane before it crashed was the lone survivor and he died before he could retrieve it. Together with his girlfriend, Corky, a screwy little anthropomorphic bottle opener, Johnny Q sets off to recover the jewel. Yes, the rich just get richer.

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Oceanographer Frank is content to work at his job at a failing sea park in a quiet Florida town. Things get complicated when a tank containing an octopus arrives at the front gate of the park one morning. Things are further complicated when environmentalists, led by the cute and spunky Clementine, picket the park demanding that the octopus be returned to the sea. Sparks fly between Frank and Clementine but things get complicated when the greedy land developer threatens to take over the sea park and turn it into a shopping center. Can the two find love and save the park while contending with a wacky octopus with a mind of his own? Does someone say "Must love octopodes" at least once in the movie? Does the crooked developer get his comeuppance? Does someone get hickeys from a tentacle? You bet!



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The Music the Made Us
Picked up for a steal by a domestic distributor and sloppily translated/dubbed, The Music the Made Us is a '70s Italian cheapie unconvincingly set in L.A. about an up-and-coming rock band determined to make it big. The ramshackle story follows Armando, leader of the Fuzzy Things, as he tries to get his band a record deal while catching the eye of the beautiful Sassandra, whom he doesn't realize is the local mob boss's sister. Packed wall to wall with gratuitous nudity, poorly lit interiors, stilted dialogue and a character who constantly says, "Hey, man! Forget about it!", The Music the Made Us would have been justifiably forgotten forever had it not been for Quentin Tarantino, who used a single line of its dialogue in one of his own films.

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In 1890's London, the unmarried Lady Bernadette meets Lydia, a waitress at a local cafe'. The two form a special bond that blossoms into a love affair. To save face in Society, Bernadette agrees to marry Albert, a well-born but socially maladjusted man. They move Lydia into their home under the pretense of her being a maid. Albert loves Bernadette but understands her relationship. When their affair is threatened to be exposed, Albert decides to protect Bernadette from shame by pretending to be involved romantically with Oscar Wilde.

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This winner (best lighting) of the 1978 Gaziantep International Student Film Awards, 'trip the Live Fantastik' is the documentary of Fatma, a teenage boy in Turkey whose life is spinning out of control, inside the car he is driving that is spinning out of control, in a socio-economic environment spinning out of control, in a planet spinning out of control, in a galaxy spinning out of control.

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In this Darren Aronofsky film seven people who vaguely know each other from a podiatrists convention three months previous awaken from a drugged sleep and find themselves in a ghost town just after twilight. After some initial personality clashes they uneasily plan to have breakfast together in the morning, but after their meeting spot is beset by seven hooded and very short strangers a series of unfortunate events involving cattle mutilation, the beheading of a mime, casual cannibalism, a crucifixion, an encasement in a glass coffin and several disturbing sexual encounters, doubt is cast upon their breakfast plan. Come the morrow will anyone be there to cut the bagels?

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