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'Cuz otherwise, you'd be hosed.
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Take me to your lederhosen.
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Old 03-05-2019, 08:42 AM
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When arriving at a bar in Germany are you allowed to say "Take me to your liter?"
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IG, that one was the wurst!
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Old 03-05-2019, 11:09 PM
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I kidney not!
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Old 03-06-2019, 12:06 AM
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Anybody else hearing organ music?
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Old 03-06-2019, 12:35 AM
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That's some sweetbreads you got there.
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Old 03-06-2019, 12:49 AM
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Ah, Beck. You've got heart.
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Old 03-06-2019, 07:33 AM
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You're bad, but I'm bladder.
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Old 03-06-2019, 08:23 AM
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I'm getting a little nervous about these organ puns but if we can muscle through them, we'll get them out of our system.
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Old 03-06-2019, 07:38 PM
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These puns are s-ovary bad they are really going to testis.

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Old 03-06-2019, 08:10 PM
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I'll check my appendix.
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Old 03-06-2019, 09:55 PM
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These puns are s-ovary bad they are really going to testis.
Hey, I'm finding them humerus!
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Old 03-07-2019, 08:20 AM
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I also found it funny, tibia honest.
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Old 03-07-2019, 07:29 PM
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You fibula, you.
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Mandible is getting thick in here.
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Old 03-07-2019, 11:04 PM
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Lucy, you got some 'spleening to do!
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I feel like a beach vacation. What are the Islets of Langerhans like this time of year?
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Old 03-08-2019, 02:22 AM
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It'll take intestinal fortitude to go there.
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Old 03-08-2019, 02:39 AM
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Should we call in some GIs?
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Old 03-08-2019, 03:06 AM
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I heard the Army marches on its stomach.
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Old 03-08-2019, 03:18 AM
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That's a General statement.
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Old 03-08-2019, 07:30 AM
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No more body part puns? We had ulna just begun!
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Old 03-09-2019, 10:59 AM
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Butt they're a pain in the ass.
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
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About a month before my grandfather died, we covered his back full of lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.
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Old 03-10-2019, 07:14 PM
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How sad, Grandfather was clocked.
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Old 03-11-2019, 01:45 AM
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Was his physiology unusual in any way? Like for example, did he have a big hand and a little hand?
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Old 03-11-2019, 07:22 AM
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He was cuckoo.
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Old 03-11-2019, 08:50 AM
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I would imagine it was pretty easy to get him wound up.
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Old 03-11-2019, 12:54 PM
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It was, IG, but then his ticker stopped and his time ran out.
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Old 03-12-2019, 02:39 AM
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Are you sure? Did you watch him?
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Old 03-12-2019, 02:55 AM
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We could cure him with stem cell therapy.
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:11 AM
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But then you might lose cyto him.
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:30 AM
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What about crystal woo, anyone heard of it?
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Old 03-12-2019, 08:25 AM
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of quartz I've heard of crystal woo, what of it?
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Old 03-12-2019, 10:51 AM
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Crystal Woo? Wasn't she in that '60s girl group The Crystals? They were real gems!
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Old 03-12-2019, 03:50 PM
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They were, but she was a rebel who would never ever be any good.
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Old 03-13-2019, 08:24 AM
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She was a rebel? Looks like she tore her dress and her face is a mess.
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Old 03-13-2019, 11:41 PM
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There's nothing wrong with rebellious fashion. Don't be so clothes minded.
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Old 03-13-2019, 11:47 PM
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Yep, that's what my confederates are always saying.
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Old 03-14-2019, 01:56 AM
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Do they say that everyday, or only on gray days?
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They say it with a 'rebel yell'.
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:42 AM
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Ah. Like on American (Billy) Idol?
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:51 AM
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Don't mind me, I'll be dancing with myself.
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Are you playing with your maypole again?
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Old 03-14-2019, 08:18 AM
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I usually get a Spring in my step around May.
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Old 03-14-2019, 09:04 AM
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Spring's not here yet, but it's Marching towards us.
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