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Old 03-13-2012, 05:08 PM
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Mystery of a child's fingers

Some one found four fingers, probably from a 2-4 year old girl.

No one has come forward. This makes me sad. I hope to hear the rest of the story.
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Old 03-13-2012, 05:10 PM
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Ugh. I don't.
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Old 03-13-2012, 05:21 PM
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People who commit such horrific acts have been with us since the beginning. It would improve nothing and change nothing for the person who did this to be made to suffer the most exquisite agonies leading to a messy death. None the less, I want that person to suffer and I would inflict those agonies myself in good conscience.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:10 AM
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I pray for the Lost Ones. The ones who fear nobody knows, nobody cares.

The ones held hostage in dank basements. Political prisoners who may never see the light of day again.

Four fingers off a little girl's hand. She can't even wave Bye.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:18 AM
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If anyone is keen on searching, I'll give them a hand. I'd love to have a hand in solving this mystery, perhaps even to finger the crook, I'd have to be careful not to manhandle him though. I hope people in the local community don't start pointing the finger though, it wouldn't do for the wrong person to get caught and for the police to let the real crook slip through their fingers.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:34 AM
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If anyone is keen on searching, I'll give them a hand. I'd love to have a hand in solving this mystery, perhaps even to finger the crook, I'd have to be careful not to manhandle him though. I hope people in the local community don't start pointing the finger though, it wouldn't do for the wrong person to get caught and for the police to let the real crook slip through their fingers.
This is sick. I abhor it, and the horse he rode in on.
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:36 AM
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This is sick. I abhor it, and the horse he rode in on.
Truly awful. He forgot to mention how the cops haven't "nailed" the guy yet.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:07 AM
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This is sick. I abhor it, and the horse he rode in on.
n/m

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Old 03-14-2012, 11:03 AM
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Now the kid will have to take off her shoes to count to 10.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:10 AM
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Six fingers now. Did the original story say four? Yeesh.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:14 AM
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I pray for the Lost Ones. The ones who fear nobody knows, nobody cares.

The ones held hostage in dank basements. Political prisoners who may never see the light of day again.

Four fingers off a little girl's hand. She can't even wave Bye.
Six, actually.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:17 AM
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Six fingers now. Did the original story say four? Yeesh.
Rampant inflation.

Personally, I prefer lady fingers.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:11 PM
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If anyone is keen on searching, I'll give them a hand. I'd love to have a hand in solving this mystery, perhaps even to finger the crook, I'd have to be careful not to manhandle him though. I hope people in the local community don't start pointing the finger though, it wouldn't do for the wrong person to get caught and for the police to let the real crook slip through their fingers.
You sound like a pretty handy guy to have around.

And if the person who committed this act had started on a different set of appendages, I'd say that it would be really hard for the police to find the guy--although that's a defeatist attitude. They'd really have to put their heart and sole into the investigation and toe the line.

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Old 03-14-2012, 12:13 PM
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This is sick. I abhor it, and the horse he rode in on.
Why don't you just give him the finger?
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:26 PM
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Rampant inflation.
Yeah, it's now a six digit story.

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Old 03-14-2012, 12:49 PM
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It sounds like the fingers were dried or preserved in some manner. Chances are the original owner of them is long dead.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:55 PM
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Maybe they were preserved for the annual Voodoo festival. You know, the pickled fingers of fete.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:56 PM
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Political prisoners who may never see the light of day again.
Is there any hard evidence that Newt is behind this?
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Old 03-14-2012, 01:34 PM
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Is there any hard evidence that Newt is behind this?
Can't we blame him anyway?

Seriously though, I hope the fingers are from a cadaver and not someone that got tortured.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:22 PM
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Yeah, it's now a six digit story.
Double digit inflation.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:35 PM
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Rampant inflation.

Personally, I prefer lady fingers.
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Yeah, it's now a six digit story.
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Double digit inflation.
I blame Obama. If he hadn't ruined the economy there would be enough money for everyone to have ten fingers.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:51 PM
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Six, actually.
So, Anne Bolyen, then?
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:06 PM
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I blame Obama. If he hadn't ruined the economy there would be enough money for everyone to have ten fingers.
Oh come one, now. We all know it wasn't Obama that put us in such a bad situation. If Bush hadn't hishandled the economy so utterly, people wouldn't have to cut off their more frivolous assets, and hold onto what they have with such an iron grip.

To have a free market, people must be willing to rsik at least 6/10ths of what they have. It's obvious that not evnough people are willing to do so, or we'd be finding a LOT more fingers.
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