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Old 06-23-2012, 12:02 PM
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I believe also that sometimes her carers type for her.

"Miss Jones, take a letter."
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Old 06-23-2012, 12:27 PM
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Very glad to see you back. As something of a geek, I am curious what roles computers play in your life? Do you use voice-recognition software (I read post 950)? Have you investigated direct brain-to-muscle devices. No they are not ready for prime time, but it is hard to doubt they will be. I just heard on our weekly science broadcast that someone has developed a glucose fuel cell, made for implantation to power such brain transducers, but also things like pacemakers (which I have one of and, if I live so long, will need a new battery for). Link to http://www.cbc.ca/quirks/ and choose the first segment (called brain power). Sorry I couldn't figure out how to copy the URL of the actual broadcast that opens in another window.
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Old 06-23-2012, 01:56 PM
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I believed the awful hoax for the reasons Broomstick mentioned (the recent hospitalization(s) and AD issues). However, I sort of find it hard to believe that people have actually entertained the thought that umkay herself could be a hoax. (I *know* there have been other hoaxes, but this is different for various reasons.) The last thing we want to do is give Notokay any more power over us, and I'm slightly bummed that the result of Notokay's evilness would be that people would actually question umkay's actual authenticity. There are so many little details that no one but someone who really is a quad, or very intimately involved with a quad's life, could know to talk about with such detail. In multiple threads, one as long as 19 or 20 pages, there have been no inconsistencies. What she writes has such a ring of truth. Such a ring NOT of BS. She is far from perfect and she admits it. Anyway. I don't want to start a big discussion here about this (in other words, listen to what I say but don't argue with me! heh ), but just wanted to say that umkay herself is pretty obviously real.
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Old 06-23-2012, 02:08 PM
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Here is a question: Would you be offended if, against all odds, the Mods would allow the addition of a zombie smiley in a wheelchair? This is a no-avatar board and even smileys can cause great controversy. Therefore it seems unlikely. But wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever? Who's with me??
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Old 06-23-2012, 04:50 PM
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umkay-A truly M and P question, what color is your chair? (mine's black)
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Old 06-23-2012, 09:25 PM
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Hi, umkay. Welcome back from the dead. While you were "gone" I actually thought of a question.

What sorts of accommodations did you have in school (secondary as well as post)?

I was a TA a number of years ago for an Intro to Music course, and had to proctor some exams for a young woman who was in a wheelchair. She had partial use of her hands (I never asked her about it, it was none of my business), but it was challenging for her to write fast enough to complete the listening portion of the exam during class. This is where you play a snippet of music and the students have to identify the piece, or roughly what genre, and try to identify the composer. So I would administer the exam and give her as much time as she needed.

Anyway, that's what made me curious about your situation.
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Old 06-24-2012, 07:20 PM
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Hey y'all. I've been advised that continuing this thread (or any other thread that revolves around my personal life) does not help quell rumors that I am a self-absorbed, death-faking, lying liar of a troll. So imma shut her down. I'm not leaving the board, just the thread. Hope to see many of you in other threads soon.
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Old 06-24-2012, 07:22 PM
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Hey y'all. I've been advised that continuing this thread (or any other thread that revolves around my personal life) does not help quell rumors that I am a self-absorbed, death-faking, lying liar of a troll. So imma shut her down. I'm not leaving the board, just the thread. Hope to see many of you in other threads soon.
That's probably a good idea, just be sure to tell us all about the next time you take your next skydive!!!





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Old 06-24-2012, 07:48 PM
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Hey y'all. I've been advised that continuing this thread (or any other thread that revolves around my personal life) does not help quell rumors that I am a self-absorbed, death-faking, lying liar of a troll. So imma shut her down. I'm not leaving the board, just the thread. Hope to see many of you in other threads soon.
When things die down, I'd love for you to continue...curious about some things and came to the thread too late...

I certainly understand, though. Thanks for all you've given so far!
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Old 06-24-2012, 08:32 PM
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Good luck to you. You've been put in a shit situation and I'm genuinely sorry about it.
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Old 06-24-2012, 08:40 PM
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Thanks for a fascinating thread among fascinating, threads, umkay. One for the books. Happy posting!
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Old 06-24-2012, 09:14 PM
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That's unfortunate, umkay, but it's really your own fault. Just post your quadriplegic certificate and let us review it, and we can put these unfortunate rumors to rest.

Er.... of course, it needs to be the long-form certificate. If you won't do that, people will wonder.
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Old 06-24-2012, 10:42 PM
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See this post and beyond over in the pit thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...8#post15203528
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Old 06-25-2012, 12:25 AM
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Hey y'all. I'm not leaving the board. Hope to see many of you in other threads soon.
Can't wait!!
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Old 06-25-2012, 12:53 AM
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You are silly.
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Old 06-25-2012, 01:07 AM
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Hmmm. I'm starting to waver on this. I think I may have been duped.
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Old 06-25-2012, 01:10 AM
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See this post and beyond over in the pit thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...8#post15203528
ok - holy crap -
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Old 06-25-2012, 01:34 AM
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Hmmm. I'm starting to waver on this. I think I may have been duped.
Yeah, that would be the right conclusion. Me too! Many of us! Amazing how many people "knew" all along but didn't voice their suspicions. I fully admit I gushed over her and was so amazed by her story I told my husband about her. Ah, well. It was a fascinating learning experience about quadriplegia as well as psychology and Munchausen's by proxy (server). Read the pit thread...
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Old 06-25-2012, 01:52 AM
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Dear umkay,

you know I have defended you in pretty much all of the ongoing threads, but this looks pretty bad. I still very much wish you are real, it's just a little hard to believe over the evidence that is now a bit more than circumstantial. Do stick around and post and stuff if you are, but it looks like the cynics may have been right...
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Old 06-25-2012, 02:29 AM
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Hey umkay I got another question.


Are you Chloe Jennings-White?
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Old 06-25-2012, 08:42 AM
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I don't think she is coming back, mate.
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Old 06-25-2012, 09:02 AM
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Its a joke in case she is reading this. Chloe Jennings-White is a lady that just had a show on National Geo called Taboo, that wishes to be paralyzed but is not. Lives a life in a wheelchair but does not need to. And has even sought out doctors to sever her spinal cord.
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Old 06-25-2012, 11:27 AM
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Based on the information that has been posted about umkay over the last few days, I'm closing this thread.
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