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Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.
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The Borg must meet a lot of people, huh? (Pause) Stupid question!
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Old 07-05-2014, 11:39 AM
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The First Law of Robotics: A robot may not injure a human being, nor, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
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Caution: Rogue robots. Caution...
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I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important.
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Old 07-05-2014, 01:04 PM
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No what is important is we stamp "paid in full" on the Jade Falcons account for taking Kai from us
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Old 07-05-2014, 01:11 PM
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See, they weren't docile at all, were they? Just very, very, patient...
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Old 07-06-2014, 03:38 PM
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I was in peril of my life, and did not know it.
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Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing I can do to save you.
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Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I'm talking about the central nervous system!
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It was not pleasant to admit what one is willing to do to go on living.
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Old 07-07-2014, 11:12 AM
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It's not me. it's my Engine. It will work when I cannot. It will examine and determine and choose and, at last, act. It will do all this while I cower inside.
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Old 07-07-2014, 12:34 PM
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He's not strong any more. He's just an ordinary robot, but he's still kind and gentle and my friend.
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No need to be alarmed, Miss Lane. These gentlemen are using my anti-memory vapor for the good of mankind.
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Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one? And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?
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Old 07-07-2014, 06:14 PM
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Phasers on stun.
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Old 07-07-2014, 06:41 PM
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His head struck something, and darkness swirled over him.
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I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you.
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Old 07-07-2014, 11:41 PM
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Tell me, did you run away from your parents, or did they run away from you?
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Old 07-08-2014, 09:24 AM
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"Dad," I said, "I want to go to the Moon."

"Certainly," he answered, and looked back at his book.
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:15 AM
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I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:44 AM
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Younglings! You killed the younglings!

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Old 07-08-2014, 06:32 PM
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If they ever find out you are not of Earth, you will die. Keep your feet on the ground.
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Old 07-08-2014, 06:59 PM
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On the contrary -- gravity is the foremost thing on my mind.
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:55 PM
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Professor, whatever possessed you to create a machine to reverse gravity?
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Old 07-09-2014, 08:18 AM
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In the interest of industry.
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Old 07-09-2014, 09:05 AM
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Old 07-09-2014, 09:23 AM
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At last they orbited Beta Colony, and she haunted Nav and Com for a glimpse of home. "There's the old sandbox at last."
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Old 07-09-2014, 04:46 PM
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"prepare for orbital bombardment"
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Old 07-09-2014, 06:50 PM
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Any war, in modern times, would have seemed strange enough. But a full-scale war between parents and children on a planetary scale was a little too much to grasp in all its implications in a hurry.
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:56 AM
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All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darn it, we're carbon based life forms! So, who's going to kick buttocks?
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Old 07-10-2014, 09:33 AM
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"Mark's a little guy, but not like you," said Elena. "And he almost killed a man in Vorbarr Sultana with a kick to the throat."
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"I am too a Vorkosigan. The one who was trained as a deep-penetration mole and assassin. It really pisses me off when people underestimate me, y'know?"
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Old 07-10-2014, 11:52 AM
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Old 07-10-2014, 01:12 PM
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The Metal Man stands in a dark, dusty corner of the Tyburn College Museum.
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I'd like to know what a place is like when I'm not there. I'd like to be sure.
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Old 07-10-2014, 01:32 PM
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Old 07-10-2014, 03:58 PM
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He hit, and the Foe burned. The encroaching Night was thrust back by the intensity of the fire.
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More color commentary from the space janitor.
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"And then we just float away."
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Old 07-10-2014, 11:18 PM
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Well, they're good with garbage, but what can an emotional transmute, a homemade robot, a Betty and her clone, and a plant do against a Gorgon's doomsday ship?
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:21 AM
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Miss Kinnian says maybe they can make me smart. I want to be smart.
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Old 07-11-2014, 12:33 PM
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[Flowers for Algernon always makes me cry.]

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't.
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(Me too, Professor. Me, too.)

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