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Old 10-16-2017, 09:55 PM
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The roof is rockin'
The neighbors knockin'
We're all bums when the wagon comes
I mean, this joint is jumpin'
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Old 10-17-2017, 09:19 AM
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I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
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Old 10-17-2017, 09:35 AM
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One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
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Old 10-17-2017, 12:07 PM
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Straight people don't know what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon the world will love you sweet leaf
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Old 10-17-2017, 12:45 PM
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They bring you, they take you
They own you, they make you

Last year today you turn and you say
Here's a dream for me (but it's a memory)
You close your eyes, and the moon starts to rise
And you scream for me (do you remember me?)
I calm you, I'm with you
What did they ever give you?
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Old 10-17-2017, 03:00 PM
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And I've been wrong
I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream
Are we having fun yet?
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Old 10-17-2017, 07:59 PM
John DiFool John DiFool is offline
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If you wanna scream, yeah
Let me know and I'll take you there
Get you going like
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby
If you wanna turn right
Hope you're ready to go all night
Get you going like
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby
Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby
If you wanna scream
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Old 10-17-2017, 09:09 PM
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Scream until ya like it
Never gonna stop
Scream until ya like it
Get ready to rock
Scream until ya like it
Never gonna stop
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Old Yesterday, 07:38 AM
Prof. Pepperwinkle Prof. Pepperwinkle is online now
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Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
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Old Yesterday, 07:50 AM
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All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street
What does it mean?

I'll tell you what it means
Pressure
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Old Yesterday, 08:25 AM
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You live on Avenue Q!
You're friends do too.
You are twenty-two
And you live on Avenue Q!
You live on Avenue Q
You live on Avenue Q!
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Old Yesterday, 09:44 AM
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We would drive up the Avenue, but we haven't got the price
We would skate up the Avenue, but there isn't any ice
We would ride on a bicycle, but we haven't got a bike
So we'll walk up the Avenue
Yes, we'll walk up the Avenue
And to walk up the Avenue's what we like
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Old Yesterday, 10:23 AM
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Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks! Get set! Go!
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race
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