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Old 01-28-2017, 10:40 AM
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These sequential threads TRUMP everything!

Since the SDMB seems to have become "All Trump, all the time"

Senior members of the Trump administration are continuing to use personal email accounts
That's some damn good Presidentin'
A Dodgy Dude Yesterday 02:05 PM
I want to shoot something


Yeah, I know who I want to shoot.
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Old 01-28-2017, 01:09 PM
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Is this the new Sequential Threads thread? Or is it only for Trump threads? 'Cause the Autumn Sequential Threads thread seems out of date, since we're in Winter.
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Old 01-28-2017, 01:34 PM
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New sequential threads, but I image lots of them will have TRUMP in them.
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Old 01-28-2017, 06:24 PM
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All you can eat pancakes???
Simple things that amaze me


IKR? Flour, baking powder, eggs, butter, sugar, salt, milk... So simple, yet amazingly tasty!
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Old 01-28-2017, 07:10 PM
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It has been nine days and I still hear:
How many Countries have you been in snow?


New Hawaiian neighbors are so annoying.
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Old 01-28-2017, 09:02 PM
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It has been nine days and I still hear:
CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - "... and loving it!"


We can celebrate both the Dope and Canada for a lot longer than nine days!
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:11 PM
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Political slogans for the New America
Where the fuck is the sun?


Not bad, as metaphors go...
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Old 01-29-2017, 01:56 PM
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Former KGB chief found dead in his car
And my budgie flock doubles in size!


Connect the dots, sheeple!
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Old 01-29-2017, 02:43 PM
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Serious about losing weight and lowering my blood pressure and have 2 questions
What Happened to Peter Frampton?
What do you dip your McNuggets in?
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Old 01-29-2017, 03:32 PM
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What Common Toppings do you NOT Like on your Pizza?
The Godfather.
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Old 01-29-2017, 06:04 PM
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This one just keeps coming up.

What do you dip your McNuggets in?
The Godfather


Use a Tommy gun to open. Dip in the holes.
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Old 01-29-2017, 06:18 PM
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Poll: Trump's first 10 days, how do you view him?
Zap! You're an invisible pink unicorn!


What should US liberal do now?
Stop referring to the President of the United States as the "Leader of the Free World"


Well, that takes care of that.

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Old 01-29-2017, 11:33 PM
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What would you do with the power of a USA president?
I Massively Screwed Up Caulking My Tub. Please Help.


How and why was the caulking on the White House Tub "massively screwed up"? What personal role did the President play in the White House Tube Caulking? The American people demand answers! The White House Tub is our tub, part of our Nation's precious heritage of Official White House Plumbing Fixtures!
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Old 01-30-2017, 07:05 AM
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What would you do with the power of a USA president?
I Massively Screwed Up Caulking My Tub. Please Help.


How and why was the caulking on the White House Tub "massively screwed up"? What personal role did the President play in the White House Tube Caulking? The American people demand answers! The White House Tub is our tub, part of our Nation's precious heritage of Official White House Plumbing Fixtures!
"And I have no problem with my caulk, here, trust me."
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Old 01-30-2017, 07:43 AM
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I've been muted by Donald Trump

Get in Touch with the White House




I can't -- I've been muted.
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Old 01-30-2017, 08:26 AM
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So what do you deserve an adulting sticker for?

I've been muted by Donald Trump


That's great! Now if we could just mute Trump.
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Old 01-30-2017, 09:24 AM
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I've been muted by Donald Trump
Shooting at mosque in Quebec City


I am shocked, but not surprised (and yes, that one is really sick)

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Old 01-30-2017, 09:56 AM
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Nearing a toilet and the urge to poop.
How does Trump "talk" to Putin?
What does "football" or "football shaped" mean outside North America?


I think it means "Speak softly and eat a helluva lot of fiber".
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Old 01-30-2017, 05:54 PM
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What's growing in my toilet?
Origin of "Is it bigger than a breadbox?"
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Old 01-31-2017, 10:23 AM
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Songs That Wouldn't Fly Today
Honeydew or Cantaloupe Melon?


When "Melon" is used as a euphemism.
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Old 02-01-2017, 12:07 AM
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I've eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days


Yeah, my expense account's been cut too.
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Old 02-01-2017, 04:55 AM
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What would be your "Dances with Wolves" style name?
"Pardoning" gays


Actually, Ludovic Gaypardoner has a nice ring to it.
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Old 02-01-2017, 08:23 AM
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The first 'firing' by our new president
Korematsu Doodle -- Bravo, Google!


You gotta admit, Korematsu Doodle is a really stupid name for a Secretary of State, even if Google liked him.
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Old 02-01-2017, 11:38 AM
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What was it like for people leaning Right in 2009?
Zap! You're an invisible pink unicorn!


Obama's first executive order. I remember it well.
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Old 02-01-2017, 11:43 AM
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2017 Diet and Fitness Thread
All you can eat pancakes???


Yes! Add a comfy couch and a daily two-hour nap, and it's a fitness program I can live with.
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Old 02-01-2017, 02:55 PM
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Why do Humans Have Sex?
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Old 02-01-2017, 06:04 PM
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Breakthrough in Locked In Syndrome
Thanks, Donald


Or,

Thanks, Donald
I've eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days
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Old 02-01-2017, 11:00 PM
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If TCM had a marathon of dated movies
Is TCM doing something with their scheduling?


Yes, they're having a marathon of dated movies. Do pay attention.

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Old 02-02-2017, 10:27 AM
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Hardwood and Building Code
The postage stamp test for impotency
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Old 02-02-2017, 11:19 AM
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Cat food recall (canned 9 Lives)
Donald and the dead horse
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Old 02-02-2017, 04:40 PM
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Guess how many murders there were in Quebec City in 2016
As if Today Couldn't Get Any Worse
All you can eat pancakes???


Murder is one thing, but all you can eat pancakes go beyond the pale.
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:31 AM
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People need to stop making stuff up to make Trump look bad
The Bowling Green Massacre


Conway made that up to make Trump look bad!
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:56 AM
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I *really* shouldn't have laughed at this, but...
I've eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, I don't get it
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:28 AM
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I *really* shouldn't have laughed at this, but...
I've eaten exactly the same thing for 9 consecutive days


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, I don't get it
That first one will get a lot of use.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:09 AM
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Fish, air bladders and barometric pressure
Does prostate stimulation using sex toys actually work?


Maybe, but you probably shouldn't be shopping for them at the Gloucester City Market.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:35 AM
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I *really* shouldn't have laughed at this, but...
These sequential threads TRUMP everything!
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:49 AM
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You are now a godlike entity, how do you choose to present yourself to people?
Zap! You're an invisible pink unicorn!


You may want to rethink the "invisible" part.
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Old 02-03-2017, 10:07 AM
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You are now a godlike entity, how do you choose to present yourself to people?
Poll: Where is your wallet?


Wouldn't a godlike entity know that?
Why would a godlike entity want to know that?
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Old 02-03-2017, 10:24 AM
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Is the use of the word "caveat" increasing, and incorrectly?

Mistakes were made, in latin



In English, too, evidently.
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Old 02-03-2017, 03:43 PM
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You are now a godlike entity, how do you choose to present yourself to people?
Trump's Labia
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Old 02-03-2017, 04:23 PM
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Where is your wallet?
Trump's Labia
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Old 02-04-2017, 09:44 AM
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New conspiracy theories from my coworker
Trump may be more popular than you think
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Old 02-04-2017, 10:52 AM
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What are you planning to do this Sunday instead of watching the Super Bowl?
Help me find the right vacuum pump for my bell jar


Sounds like fun. I'm planning on shredding my old credit card receipts. Party!!!
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:53 PM
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What kind of monster eats cream cheese wontons?
I'm crazy! I'm crazy! You're crazy! You're crazy!
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:02 PM
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What is the predominant type of lighting in your home?
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Old 02-04-2017, 09:55 PM
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Poll: How comfortable are you being naked in front of others?
Any forensic pathologists here?


They're all naked, but none of them seem to mind.
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Old 02-05-2017, 11:20 AM
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Work Fridges. WTF?
I am feeding a Bobcat


So just deal with the frozen rodents, m'kay?
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Old 02-05-2017, 11:50 AM
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Shrinkwrapped cheese doesn't mold
How do embalmed bodies decompose?


There's your answer. Uncle Elmo's been shrinkwrapped in my closet for the last 20 years and he's still looking fresh as a daisy.
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Old 02-06-2017, 08:38 AM
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My brother died today.
Work Fridges. WTF?
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Old 02-06-2017, 09:28 AM
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Trump's Executive Order on Immigration - Let it Rip Dopers
I was wrong and you were right. [Trump-related]
People need to stop making stuff up to make Trump look bad
The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making
Is Donald Trump really THAT bad?
The Bowling Green Massacre
Trump Tells Pence To Investigate Voter Registration
The gun and ammo hoarders may have been right
Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again


Like I said: All Trump, all the time. Especially in the Pit.

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