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Old 03-07-2017, 09:26 PM
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What's the oldest meat in your freezer...
Canadians: What do you call Canadian bacon?


That's not Canadian bacon - it's vanilla ice cream left over from the Carter Administration!
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Old 03-08-2017, 09:05 AM
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Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager
So tell me, what defines a True Atheist?
A question for those that call themselves "Christian"


Teenagers are often confused about religion.
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Old 03-08-2017, 09:33 AM
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Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!
Why not make enough?


Enough WHAT?
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Old 03-08-2017, 09:55 AM
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Would you rather?
Advise me on using Tinder!
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Old 03-08-2017, 10:17 AM
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What the heck was that sound last night?
Rangers vs Olympians

And they were fighting from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
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Old 03-08-2017, 10:37 AM
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Happy to recycle my water bottle BUT...
My dog is a sloppy drinker.


Leave the toilet seat up - problem solved.
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Old 03-08-2017, 10:57 AM
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I can murder someone in Yellowstone and I can't be tried for it?
How would you die if you "fell" into Old Faithful?


"Just stand right there Jerry, so I can take your picture. It's not scheduled to erupt for another 20 minutes, honest."
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:43 PM
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How to build wealth

What will happen if I don't pay a parking ticket issued by a private parking lot?



Don't pay often enough and you'll be golden.
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Old 03-08-2017, 02:21 PM
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Extremely important question, from a confused black teenager

Would YOU write a letter of apology to a professor?
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Old 03-08-2017, 04:19 PM
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Cause and effect:

If Donald Trump is so awful, then...

It's going to get a lot worse before it gets better
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Old 03-08-2017, 05:26 PM
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Just spotted in MPSIMS:

XKCD Winnipeg shout-out
So... tell me about hearing aids

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The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
Danish boy finds remains of German Messerschmitt in a field
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:43 PM
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Novels with pregnant heroines?
Rosemary's Baby


So far, no one has mentioned the latter in the former thread.
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:47 PM
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World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017

And Then The Murders Began


Sounds about right.
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Old 03-08-2017, 09:09 PM
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Travelling to Trump's America in August
If I die in the OR


...it means I believed the advice that any Chicago neighborhood would do just fine.
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Old 03-09-2017, 07:59 AM
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Women what do you find attractive in a man?

Why does feeling attractive feel creepy?
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Old 03-09-2017, 10:16 AM
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Danish boy finds remains of German Messerschmitt in a field
No, you can't live here.


And I don't want to.
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Old 03-09-2017, 10:26 AM
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If Donald Trump is so awful, then...
Poll: Who will be our next president? (note: who will be, not who you would like it to be)
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Old 03-09-2017, 12:53 PM
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In GQ index for one shining moment:

What is the constitutional basis for private prisons?
I can murder someone in Yellowstone and I can't be tried for it?
How would you die if you "fell" into Old Faithful?
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Old 03-09-2017, 02:19 PM
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Anyone had to have their gutters replaced recently?
Easiest Colonoscopy Ever!
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:43 PM
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My "Donate My Body To Science" Thing

I haven't had even the mildest breakout of eczema in over 18 months


It's Science's body now, and they know how to take care of it.
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Old 03-09-2017, 11:25 PM
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How would you die if you "fell" into Old Faithful?
I can murder someone in Yellowstone and I can't be tried for it?
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Old 03-11-2017, 12:45 PM
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Iron supplement and aggression
I just saw a dude push-start a freakin' DUMP TRUCK!


How many iron supplements are required for that much aggression?
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Old 03-11-2017, 06:39 PM
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Some people will believe ANYTHING.

My car is angry with me

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Old 03-12-2017, 11:46 AM
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Women what do you find attractive in a man?
Growing, growing...GONE!


I would've expected "GONE!" to be a downer, but whatever.
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Old 03-13-2017, 10:06 AM
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Odd question on manliness
Using a TV as a computer monitor


Only girly men use a TV that way.

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Old 03-13-2017, 12:29 PM
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Women what do you find attractive in a man?

Musk glands in humans






What makes the Musk-Ray guard his musk?

Courage!
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Old 03-13-2017, 12:55 PM
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If you're 40 to 60 what's the chance you can upload to an AI existence before your meat death?

Growing, growing...GONE!

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Old 03-13-2017, 01:23 PM
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Anyone want a 60 ft wide by 3ft deep house?

Let it Be
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Old 03-13-2017, 04:03 PM
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Things that bug you about Star Trek
Extremely trivial Star Wars question


So when Darth Vader goes into Pon Farr, is he still able to do the Vulcan Force Meld?
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Old 03-13-2017, 04:04 PM
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Musk glands in humans

Help! Vet is stumped.
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Old 03-13-2017, 07:16 PM
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What should the smallest unit of a currency be able to buy?
Bullshit (Teaching Skepticism in Schools)
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Old 03-14-2017, 08:39 AM
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The Star Trek joke about "I'm a doctor, not a..."
Penny Dreadful TV series (open spoilers)
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Old 03-14-2017, 02:21 PM
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This is why I prefer not to date
Little kid freaked out on me
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Old 03-15-2017, 10:57 AM
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What smells worse than gas gone bad?
So I Have Cirrhosis...


Should be a hit at the wedding reception.
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:08 PM
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What a disappointing winter or.....

Words to laugh by
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:32 PM
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What is that smell after it rains?

Word help: Washable Accent?
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:25 PM
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How do gorillas attack?
rounding 5 exactly to evens

It's like that Superman accounting trick but with more bananas.
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Old 03-16-2017, 07:56 AM
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This is why I prefer not to date

Single for awhile now...musings







The Strange Doings In My Backyard.

Circular Runways

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Old 03-16-2017, 11:30 AM
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Saglana Salchak: this girl has balls that clang.
Not your average personal ad
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Old 03-16-2017, 04:29 PM
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Is being a health pundit bad for your health?

Why do so many feel the need to tell others they are exercising wrong?

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Old 03-16-2017, 04:35 PM
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Finding diamonds in Arkansas

Any Cartographers Here?




Just where IS Arkansas, anyway?
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Old 03-16-2017, 05:21 PM
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Single for awhile now...musings.
I need... a good mop.

TMI, dude.
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:28 AM
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I just realized I don't think I know anyone with (just a) mustache. Do you?

Not My Urologist...
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:01 PM
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Weiner dog owners, can we talk?

What is Trump's Tree?




I want to walk my Weiner dog there after he hydrates.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:48 PM
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What kind of car should I get? (Need answer sort of fast)

Hurray! Auto emission standards reduced! Phew!



Just in Time!
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:30 PM
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A visit from the Master of the Univers (plus harem)

What to do with a box of condoms
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Old 03-17-2017, 07:06 PM
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What "American" activities would Japanese high school exchange students want to engage in?
Kamikazes in the U.S. military, and the implications
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:43 PM
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Fart transmitted diseases
Expensive in the USA but cheap in Europe


See? Nationalized health care is in fact the way to go!

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Old 03-18-2017, 10:34 AM
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What does Will Smith say in the theme to Fresh Prince?
I love celery
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Old 03-18-2017, 10:51 AM
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Things that bug you about Star Trek
Unconvential Music Solos


I hate those Theremin solos!
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