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Old 05-03-2017, 07:21 PM
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He posts that stupid bra-size joke in every thread about bras, despite being warned about it every time. And it's not even funny.


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Urbandumbfuck's soul brother is our other favorite ignorant redneck, aceplace.
He reminds me of a slightly more intelligent version of Wildest Bill.
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Old 05-03-2017, 07:39 PM
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It's probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification but urbanredneck has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He's always seemed ignorant in an I-don'-need-no-book-larnin' mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn.
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:14 PM
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It's probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification but urbanredneck has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He's always seemed ignorant in an I-don'-need-no-book-larnin' mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn.
Exactly. I always think of him as a less intelligent Cletus.

As for "feminist" men being wusses - man it's the total opposite for me. A man who knows that men and women are equal and is comfortable with his sexuality is a huge turn on. Some big, stupid man who always "jokes" about big boobs and "make me a sandwich" (hurr durr!) are so freaking ugly.
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:41 PM
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As for "feminist" men being wusses - man it's the total opposite for me. A man who knows that men and women are equal and is comfortable with his sexuality is a huge turn on. Some big, stupid man who always "jokes" about big boobs and "make me a sandwich" (hurr durr!) are so freaking ugly.
My experience is that guys who treat women like actual human beings, don't try to push boundaries, and don't make a big deal out of bare skin can end up around exposed boobs in quantities that would cause Urbanredneck's eyes to pop out of his head like a cartoon character (and no, not at a strip club). But I don't think he really believes that other people lead lives radically different than his own.
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:26 PM
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I was raised by a strong woman, I married a strong woman, and our daughters grew to be strong women. I like to look at pretty women and I believe I avoid being some sort of creep about it.
Same here, and well said.
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Old 05-03-2017, 10:01 PM
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The thing I most don't get is the whole posturing seems like an "alpha male" thing, but real alpha men don't turn into blubbering idiots at the sight of boobs.
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Old 05-03-2017, 11:05 PM
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But I don't think he really believes that other people lead lives radically different than his own.
He'd better hope they do. 'Cause some guys don't like boobs so much as they like other guys' butts. I'm thinking he's the kind of guy who wouldn't like it very much being regarded as a convenient warm hole to be bred.

But I'm sure he won't mind since no one has touched and he hasn't noticed anyone seen to be looking.
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Old 05-04-2017, 12:01 AM
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It's probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification but urbanredneck has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He's always seemed ignorant in an I-don'-need-no-book-larnin' mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn.
For me, I can usually do that. But the constancy with which he does this has a way of getting irritating. If I actually started Pit threads, I might have pitted him once or twice, just when I was having a bad day.
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Old 05-04-2017, 01:48 AM
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The thing I most don't get is the whole posturing seems like an "alpha male" thing, but real alpha men don't turn into blubbering idiots at the sight of boobs.
See, that's the paradox. He's basically infantile. I can see how an obsession with gigantic mammaries may be a holdover from infanthood. From an actual tiny infant's perspective, all boobs resemble the moon, I suppose. They're vast, globular and high up. And who else can't control their impulses? Infants. They're the only ones who might be excused for grabbing a mammary without asking, and for throwing tantrums if they're gently pushed aside, since it might be a bad time for that kind of thing at that particular moment.

Now, take someone like that, make them physically big enough to hit grown-ups, and you more or less get Urbanredneck.

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But I don't think he really believes that other people lead lives radically different than his own.
Well, who else hasn't yet developed enough empathy to consider that other people have perspectives that differ from their own? Infants.
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Old 05-04-2017, 02:58 AM
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And I expect even among those who do, most can prevent themselves from staring.
What is 'staring'? 1 second? 5? More? I've never been accused of staring, but I've caught myself a few times (hopefully before anyone noticed!) distracted by nice looking boobs/ass/face/etc. (I figure the guy named Chronos should have the answer to my time based questions - didn't notice that until just before I hit submit)
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Old 05-04-2017, 03:09 AM
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I was hoping the gayity thread would die a quick and natural death. Now that moron has given it an afterlife.
Although you aren't homophobic, a thread like that draws jerks like urbanredneck like moths to a candle.
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Old 05-04-2017, 03:18 AM
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What is 'staring'? 1 second? 5? More?
Anything over 3 seconds.

You're welcome. And, BTW, it's longer than you think. Try it, and you'll probably make both parties feel uncomfortable before the time is up.
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Old 05-04-2017, 04:29 AM
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I should post a photo of myself in a low-cut top showing my DD's. I'll bet it would make the conservative trolls fall into an infinite loop until their heads explode.

"OMG boobs...but they're on a transgender woman...but they aren't women...but I'm being turned on by a guy with boobs...but OMG BOOBs!...but they're on a..."
If I believed it was going to work I'd be happy to pay for the photographer!

Boobs as WMD, now that would be interesting.
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Old 05-04-2017, 05:37 AM
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He posts that stupid bra-size joke in every thread about bras, despite being warned about it every time. And it's not even funny.
Can I tell the one about the Little Mermaid going to the bra shop and asking for something in a C-shell?

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What is 'staring'? 1 second? 5? More? I've never been accused of staring, but I've caught myself a few times (hopefully before anyone noticed!) distracted by nice looking boobs/ass/face/etc. (I figure the guy named Chronos should have the answer to my time based questions - didn't notice that until just before I hit submit)
Five second rule. If you stare for five seconds or more, your eyes contract boobie cooties.
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Old 05-04-2017, 08:50 AM
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Hmm, I know a lot of feminist men. I think most of them enjoy looking at attractive women, boobs and all. What makes them feminist is that they interact with those women as if the women were, you know, human beings with interesting ideas and valuable skills and opinions that matter. They take their female co-workers seriously as co-workers, support their female friends ambitions, you know, that sort of thing. Oh, and yes, I do feel that I'm safe around them, even if there aren't other men there to keep them in check. I trust they won't grab or grope without encouragement to do so, or some compelling safety reason or something.
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Old 05-04-2017, 09:34 AM
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Back to the object of the OP, for a minute.

I can't quit decide whether Urbanredneck merely wallows in oblivious ignorance, or if there is actual determined intent behind it. He rarely returns to respond to requests for clarification, which makes me think it's more the latter.
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Old 05-04-2017, 09:42 AM
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There are two kinds of heterosexual men - those that look at women's boobs, and those that lie about looking at women's boobs. Feminist men tend to fall into the second category.
You're just trolling now. I think you're just pissed because I call you an asshole whenever appropriate.

If you had actually bothered looking at the thread in question, you would have seen countless comments that feminist men do indeed enjoy looking at women. However, we can manage to not slobber while doing do, unlike the person you and only you have jumped in to defend.

As per the thread in question, which was quoted here, we're going with a really low bar for the definition of "feminist." It appears you also don't support those basic goals.

Thanks for showing your true colors again.
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Old 05-04-2017, 10:05 AM
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The thing I most don't get is the whole posturing seems like an "alpha male" thing, but real alpha men don't turn into blubbering idiots at the sight of boobs.
I feel like screaming this every time it's implied a man's manliness is inversely proportional to his ability to hold it together when confronted by cleavage.

When I think of the masculine ideal (strong, competent, emotionally controlled, mature), I don't think of a guy who turns into Scooby Doo when he sees a woman with obvious mammary glands. That guy is a child without any home training. Not a true boss in a position of power and prestige.
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Old 05-04-2017, 03:14 PM
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Nobody's saying guys can't look at breasts. Just be discreet about it, and don't act like, "OMG, BOOBIES!!!!" You know, like Urbanredneck.
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Old 05-04-2017, 03:31 PM
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Hmm, I know a lot of feminist men. I think most of them enjoy looking at attractive women, boobs and all. What makes them feminist is that they interact with those women as if the women were, you know, human beings with interesting ideas and valuable skills and opinions that matter. They take their female co-workers seriously as co-workers, support their female friends ambitions, you know, that sort of thing. Oh, and yes, I do feel that I'm safe around them, even if there aren't other men there to keep them in check. I trust they won't grab or grope without encouragement to do so, or some compelling safety reason or something.
Now THAT is an attractive man. Hubba hubba.
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Old 05-04-2017, 03:46 PM
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Urbanredneck: an entire town full of stupid.
I wish he didn't live in my town. He brings the collective IQ down. And horrifyingly, claims to have been a teacher.
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Old 05-04-2017, 04:00 PM
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It's probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification but urbanredneck has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He's always seemed ignorant in an I-don'-need-no-book-larnin' mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn.

Yeah, I wish I could yawn and scroll past with an eyeroll. But most of the time it's an alarming reminder that men like that still exist in this world, and not just in old Tex Avery cartoons. And that these are the type of people who voted for Trump. Fortunately, they these types seem to be aging. During my more cynical times, I daydream about the day that most of them just die out.
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Old 05-04-2017, 10:51 PM
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It's probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification but urbanredneck has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He's always seemed ignorant in an I-don'-need-no-book-larnin' mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn.
Thinking of "book larnin'", I had a memorable encounter with Urbanredneck in a thread a couple of years ago where I mentioned that I worked in academia. He immediately asked me how many students "[do] something of a sexual nature to pay for college" and started reminiscing about nude models he'd supposedly known in school. This was probably the most inappropriate question I've ever been asked about my work and it was also only tenuously related to the thread (a Skald hypothetical about a woman who learns a wealthy friend was secretly paying for her college education), but I said "How should I know?" and figured that would be the end of it.

But he would not let it go, and kept going on in a rather...fervid...manner about how he was sure it was common for college students to prostitute themselves or appear in pornography. I finally told him quite bluntly that this was creepy and that I was not interested in providing him with wank material, to which he replied:
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Oh I'm sure you know plenty and just keep it in your own circle of academics who sit around sipping wine and laughing at your students.

Students talk. They share. They write papers revealing intimate parts of their lives. You know alot of things.
I forgot to mention that this all happened right after I had offered Urbanredneck my advice as a university librarian in a thread he started about helping his son with academic writing. So one day I'm telling him that professors really do care about properly formatted citations and that if his son plans to go to college then learning MLA is important, and literally the next day he starts badgering me about how many of my students are sex trade workers.

This experience convinced me that Urbanredneck isn't just an idiot, he's an idiot and a jerk. I hope that there is someone in his son's life who is serving as a good role model for appropriate behavior, because he's obviously not going to learn it from dear ol' dad.
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Old 05-04-2017, 11:03 PM
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I should post a photo of myself in a low-cut top showing my DD's. I'll bet it would make the conservative trolls fall into an infinite loop until their heads explode.

"OMG boobs...but they're on a transgender woman...but they aren't women...but I'm being turned on by a guy with boobs...but OMG BOOBs!...but they're on a..."
You're assuming that we would be turned on. It ain't necessarily so.
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Old 05-04-2017, 11:09 PM
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Good god, Lamia, that was freaking disgusting. You could almost hear his zipper going down. Ugh.
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Old 05-04-2017, 11:10 PM
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I finally told him quite bluntly that this was creepy and that I was not interested in providing him with wank material, to which he replied:
Oh, yeah, there was that thread. He got a mod note for that post.

He really doesn't see women as anything but sex toys for his pleasure.

I grew up in a very conservative highly religious environment and met many men like that, my father included. I'm not surprised that other conservatives have jumped in to defend him. Oh, just one so far, I guess.
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Old 05-05-2017, 12:59 AM
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Oh, yeah, there was that thread. He got a mod note for that post.

He really doesn't see women as anything but sex toys for his pleasure.

I grew up in a very conservative highly religious environment and met many men like that, my father included. I'm not surprised that other conservatives have jumped in to defend him. Oh, just one so far, I guess.
Being a perv isn't a left/right thing. People have to be partisan 100% of the time?
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Being a perv isn't a left/right thing. People have to be partisan 100% of the time?
Ask Shodan. He went out of the way to attack feminist men and how many feminist men are on the right?
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Old 05-05-2017, 01:09 AM
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The OP pegged him in the first sentence. Urban Redneck is just a lowlife kook ... if he's real. I still think he's a troll scamming everyone.
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Old 05-05-2017, 01:10 AM
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Ask Shodan. He went out of the way to attack feminist men and how many feminist men are on the right?
How many feminist men are on the right? Who knows? Has a poll been conducted?

And what type of feminist are we talking about?

For example, I believe there are biological differences between men and women. However, I think they should be treated equally with regards to the law. Is that pro or anti feminist?
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Old 05-05-2017, 01:18 AM
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The OP pegged him in the first sentence. Urban Redneck is just a lowlife kook ... if he's real. I still think he's a troll scamming everyone.
I know too many people who think exactly like him to think he must be fake. But I also live around a lot of rednecks.
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Old 05-05-2017, 01:21 AM
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I know too many people who think exactly like him to think he must be fake. But I also live around a lot of rednecks.
I grew up surrounded by them. But I don't think a lowlife like him who was real would stay on this Board long. He's just yanking chains.

I think he's probably Charlie Wayne, or whatever that particular lowlife's name is.

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I thought this thread deserved a bump.

Urbanredneck sexually harasses two medical professionals in the ER. But it's okay because everyone got a chuckle out of it.
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Old 09-12-2017, 06:42 PM
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Urbanredneck sexually harasses two medical professionals in the ER. But it's okay because everyone got a chuckle out of it.
Heh. I know what the medical professionals say about those sorts of patients afterwards, when we're amongst ourselves. Basically, after the venting is done, the patient gets classified as a jerk, and other staff will be made aware of that for their future dealings with said patient.

But we still provide for their legitimate medical needs.
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I grew up surrounded by them. But I don't think a lowlife like him who was real would stay on this Board long. He's just yanking chains..
Yeah. I've lived around many. And not one of them would have either the self awareness or the inclination to create a username that described themselves so accurately.

It always appeared to me to be an account that was created already knowing that its posts would go on to live up to the name.

It's a slow troll, but it's a troll.
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Old 09-12-2017, 07:03 PM
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I chimed in "Nice tattoo" to the nurse. She looked at me and said "what tattoo?". I said, "the one of the flower on your hip". Well that floored her because she DID have a flower tattoo on her hip and she wondered how I knew (I just guessed) and we all had a good chuckle.

Yeah, sure.

What an asshole.
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Old 09-12-2017, 07:58 PM
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Yeah. I've lived around many. And not one of them would have either the self awareness or the inclination to create a username that described themselves so accurately.

It always appeared to me to be an account that was created already knowing that its posts would go on to live up to the name.

It's a slow troll, but it's a troll.
This is why I mostly ignore him. He wants the reaction and maybe some wank material in the process.
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Old 09-12-2017, 08:56 PM
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Heh. I know what the medical professionals say about those sorts of patients afterwards, when we're amongst ourselves. Basically, after the venting is done, the patient gets classified as a jerk, and other staff will be made aware of that for their future dealings with said patient.

But we still provide for their legitimate medical needs.
As a female ED attending, I concur. And if the patient shows any tendency to take the inappropriate behavior from verbal to physical I will not hesitate to have security escort you out. Or if it's someone I can't discharge (on a psych hold for instance) I will order the 4 point restraints.
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Old 09-12-2017, 09:23 PM
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I checked out that thread. What he said was not appropriate in ANY context.

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Old 09-12-2017, 10:55 PM
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I checked out that thread. What he said was not appropriate in ANY context.
I don't know if that's true. You're probably on safe ground telling a stripper you like her hip tattoo.
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Old 09-12-2017, 11:06 PM
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There are two kinds of heterosexual men - those that look at women's boobs, and those that lie about looking at women's boobs. Feminist men tend to fall into the second category.
If you're past the age of thirteen, you need to grow up about boobs. Women have boobs. They carry them around with them everywhere they go. So men are going to be seeing a lot of boobs. It doesn't mean you have to be an idiot.

If a woman is performing surgery in an emergency room and all you can think about is "I wonder what her boobs look like?" there is something wrong with you. You have a problem relating to other human beings.

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Old 09-12-2017, 11:12 PM
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I don't know if that's true. You're probably on safe ground telling a stripper you like her hip tattoo.
Well, okay, besides that.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:10 AM
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From a purely tactical standpoint, a male who feigns disinterest in boobs is likelier to see more of them than UrbanRedneck. (Visits to strip clubs not counted.)
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Old 09-13-2017, 04:45 AM
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The thing I most don't get is the whole posturing seems like an "alpha male" thing, but real alpha men don't turn into blubbering idiots at the sight of boobs.
Aye, this.

Where I'm from, manliness is often associated with steadiness and equanimity, i.e. never losing one's composure. Remaining calm and cool even when drunk, high, complimented, provoked, challenged, overburdened, or Ė when in the presence of a hot dame.

To lose one's cool at the sight of bare skin, and start slobbering and stammering and hollering and such Ė this is behaviour associated with the immaturity of the teenaged child, not with the poise and self-mastery expected of a fully-grown man.
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Old 09-13-2017, 05:23 AM
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He'd better hope they do. 'Cause some guys don't like boobs so much as they like other guys' butts.
I'm not sure he understands that either. He was actually very perplexed by the existence of homosexuality a while back.

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Old 09-13-2017, 06:54 AM
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Or if it's someone I can't discharge (on a psych hold for instance) I will order the 4 point restraints.
You do realise that there are people who will wet themselves at the prospect?

How do you deal with those?

Reminds me of an RAF POW who would make moaning sex noise when the Japanese were torturing him. Apparently they gave up freaked after a while.

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Old 09-13-2017, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by erysichthon View Post
Separated at birth, perhaps? We should ask Urbanredneck if it's a boner-killer when a hot girl is bowlegged.
I'm surprised to not see Dropzone mentioned here as well- the trifecta?
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