I just accidentally ate a pube

[Simple Linctus]

I thought I was eating nostril hair. Truthfully, that's not a good reason, is it?

Time to go to bed I think.

[drewtwo99]

As long as it was your own or your lover's, we all might be guilty of that from time to time. If not... well....

[humblebumble]

Go on...

[runner pat]

You are supposed to floss after eating.

[johnpost]

AKA poor man's dental floss.

[ThisSpaceForRent]

Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

I thought I was eating nostril hair. Truthfully, that's not a good reason, is it?

Time to go to bed I think.

Class of 2012 once again shows ignorance...nothing to see here.


zzzzzz...

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

Call Clarence Thomas. He knows what to do with those.

[BrotherCadfael]

Originally Posted by FoieGrasIsEvil

Call Clarence Thomas. He knows what to do with those.

No, call Robert Bork. He keeps his on his chin.

[Curiosity Kills Her]

The whole thing?

[Infovore]

Scott Tenorman? Is that you?

[Simple Linctus]

I was sitting at the computer naked, and pulling out long nostril hairs and eating them (I assume you probably shouldn't do this but no one has actually ever told me not to).

Anyhow somehow with the nakeness, my not concentrating on hands, and not thinking I ate one of my own pubes and only realised when it was too late.

[Happy Lendervedder]

Anyone else suddenly feel the need to lobby for year-round school?

[Infovore]

Originally Posted by Happy Lendervedder

Anyone else suddenly feel the need to lobby for year-round school?

<raises hand>

[Hockey Monkey]

How fucking long are your nostril hairs?????

[tapu]

There are a lot worse things to eat. Ask any woman.

[DrFidelius]

Feh. My Wife is a very conservative woman. If there were any health dangers from swallowing pubic hair, I would have been dead twenty years ago.

[Recusant]

I don't think what's called for here is more schooling so much as more dictionaries- you know how those things on your scalp aren't called heads? Same deal here. The 'pube' isn't the hair, it's what the hair grows on.

[tapu]

"Pube" is used for pubic hair in the parlance of today.

[corkboard]

Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

I was sitting at the computer naked, and pulling out long nostril hairs and eating them (I assume you probably shouldn't do this but no one has actually ever told me not to).

what the... <blinks> you were eating your nostril hairs? On purpose?

the fuck, dude?

[Ambivalid]

Originally Posted by tapu

There are a lot worse things to eat. Ask any woman.

Ok. What worse things are there to eat?

[Ambivalid]

Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

I was sitting at the computer naked, and pulling out long nostril hairs and eating them (I assume you probably shouldn't do this but no one has actually ever told me not to).

Well, better late than never...

Dude, don't eat nose hairs. No! Bad!

[Infovore]

Originally Posted by corkboard

what the... <blinks> you were eating your nostril hairs? On purpose?

the fuck, dude?

Maybe he should try to get on one of those reality shows, like the woman who eats dryer sheets.

[tapu]

Originally Posted by Ambivalid

Ok. What worse things are there to eat?

I don't want to get detailed, but you're the source. (you, generic plural)

[Mangetout]

Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

I was sitting at the computer naked, and pulling out long nostril hairs and eating them (I assume you probably shouldn't do this but no one has actually ever told me not to).

Anyhow somehow with the nakeness, my not concentrating on hands, and not thinking I ate one of my own pubes and only realised when it was too late.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. It's not as though you've just dropped your standards, or anything.

[KinkiNipponTourist]

Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

Anyhow somehow with the nakeness, my not concentrating on hands, and not thinking I ate one of my own pubes and only realised when it was too late.

You know, you've just shared with us behavior that, in all likelihood, isn't likely to be replicated by anyone anywhere. So, erm, thank you for that.

I'm going to go ahead and ask the questions on everyone's mind: do you have curly nostril hairs? And aside from texture, did the two hair types taste different?

[Becky2844]

Originally Posted by ThisSpaceForRent

Class of 2012 once again shows ignorance...nothing to see here.


zzzzzz...

Time to pull up your lawn chair and start yelling at the kids?

[Jackknifed Juggernaut]

Originally Posted by corkboard

what the... <blinks> you were eating your nostril hairs? On purpose?

the fuck, dude?

They have all the great taste of actual boogers, but with less calories! And sodium!

[Becky2844]

Originally Posted by Confused dart cum

I thought I was eating nostril hair. Truthfully, that's not a good reason, is it?

Time to go to bed I think.

If you habitually eat nose hairs, do you find the accompaning mucus to be too high in sodium content?

[corkboard]

Originally Posted by tapu

I don't want to get detailed, but you're the source. (you, generic plural)

Are you implying semen? If so, I'm glad I'm with a woman that enjoys ingesting it and doesn't think of it as a "worse thing".

[tapu]

Psst, Cork, this is not a serious conversation.