A Christian practices Christianity. What Does a Jedi Practice?

[Meeko]

You know other than self-restraint at killing Jar Jar that is.

[Onomatopoeia]

Jedism.

[Ethilrist]

The Force.

[Reverse]

A police practices policing.

[Jack Batty]

His mad light-saber skills.

[Kenm]

The accordion.

[RikWriter]

He does not practice. There is no practice. He does or does not.

[Jack Batty]

Talking to a real live girl.

[cmkeller]

Jedi-ism.

[lisiate]

Jediism is the spelling on Wikipedia. But the adherrents fill out their census forms as 'Jedi' or 'Jedi Knight'.

[Typo Negative]

Jediatry

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

The word "Jedi" means "one who serves".

[Hail Ants]

The fictional, movie character Jedi practice: 'The Force'.
The basement-dwelling real life Jedi nerds practice: 'Spankin' it'...

[runner pat]

*waves hand* These are not the answers you were looking for.

[a35362]

Originally Posted by RikWriter

He does not practice. There is no practice. He does or does not.

[GuanoLad]

Arrogance.

[Jragon]

Space Bushido

[Alessan]

Alec Guinness impressions.

[AK84]

Impregnating pretty Senators.

[Johnny Q]

Mind Whammy.

[Kamino Neko]

Really rockin' the Arthur Dent look.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Originally Posted by GuanoLad

Arrogance.

I never knew you were a Palpatine supporter.

[GuanoLad]

Originally Posted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

I never knew you were a Palpatine supporter.

Can't enrol at the Imperial Academy unless I suck up to the Boss.

Maybe the word I should've used is "Complacency."

[Paintcharge]

So is there some other religion for people who believe in the force, but don't have it.

You know the guy about whom it's said, "The force is really lame with this one."

[ministryman]

Originally Posted by cmkeller

Jedi-ism.

Is that Orthodox or Conservative Jedi-ism?

Oy vey, the force is sthrong vit dis one....

[TBG]

I'd wager they practice not slicing their own limbs off when swinging those damned laserswords all over the place.

[Mooch]

Originally Posted by Jack Batty

Talking to a real live girl.

Speaking as a pretty big Star Wars fan - this shit was hilarious.

[enomaj]

Originally Posted by ministryman

Is that Orthodox or Conservative Jedi-ism?

Oy vey, the force is sthrong vit dis one....

I see your Schwartz is just as big as my Schwartz.

OP: The Jedi Arts

[Pushkin]

They practice dodging mini laser blasts from drones while wearing a helmet with the blast shield down.

[Klytus]

Originally Posted by Meeko

You know other than self-restraint at killing Jar Jar that is.

A no-longer-friend of mine was once playing a Star Wars computer game, and in it, there is a quest to escort Jar-Jar to safety. Needless to say, he failed this mission quite frequently, and often intentionally. When the pop-up "Jar-Jar is dead. Reload?" appeared, his reply was, "To me, I feel like they're asking me if I want to reload my blaster to make *absolutely* sure he's dead!"

[Czarcasm]

Ignoring the obvious until it is far too late to do anything about it, resulting in the deaths of thousands and the overthrow of the government.

[timid1]

Merchandising,Merchandising, Merchandising

[zamboniracer]

Anti- Vulcanism

[Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems]

Chiropractic but just as a sideline...