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Old 03-23-2017, 06:06 AM
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This is the best Top Ramen you have ever made

I discovered a secret, the flavor packet
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Old 03-23-2017, 06:15 AM
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Sheldon: Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
Stephen Hawking: I know.
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Old 03-23-2017, 06:17 AM
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Where does your mom keep the Crisco?
Oh I don't know, maybe in a wad in her cheek
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Old 03-23-2017, 07:18 AM
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Oh, gosh, golly. I made a boo-boo, and I gave it to Stephen Hawking.
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Old 03-23-2017, 08:31 AM
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Penny: Yes, I know men can't fly.
Sheldon: No, no, let's assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
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Old 03-23-2017, 08:55 AM
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Penny: Yes, I know men can't fly.
Sheldon: No, no, let's assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
If he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement; it'd be a more merciful death.
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Old 03-23-2017, 11:30 AM
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Howard: Grab a napkin, homey, you just got served.
Leonard: That's fine, you win.
Howard: What's his problem?
Sheldon: His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.
Howard: Been there!
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Old 03-23-2017, 12:41 PM
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Oh, gosh, golly. I made a boo-boo, and I gave it to Stephen Hawking.
Great. Another fainter.

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Old 03-23-2017, 06:32 PM
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Sheldon: [about Stephen Hawking] He's a famous physicist.
Penny: Hang on, I know. He's the wheelchair-dude who invented time.
Sheldon: Close enough.
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Old 03-23-2017, 07:59 PM
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Penny: Sheldon, we [women] are just people. We talk about the same things you talk about.
Sheldon: You talk about if werewolves can swim?
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Old 03-23-2017, 08:07 PM
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Leonard: It's a bachelor party. There could be strippers. Won't that make you a little jealous?
Penny: Come on Leonard. It's you. What's gonna happen? I mean, even if there was a stripper, all you'd do is avoid eye contact and maybe offer to help her kid with his homework.
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Old 03-23-2017, 10:13 PM
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I may be a bad waitress but you, your a bad person ~~~ Now...wanna hear the specials
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Old 03-23-2017, 11:59 PM
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Howard: She was my second cousin.
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Old Yesterday, 07:06 PM
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(squirt) Bad Leonard.
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This is the best Top Ramen you have ever made

I discovered a secret, the flavor packet
That sucker is well-named.
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Old Yesterday, 08:07 PM
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When was the last time you were at Best Buy and you heard someone say, "Ooh, check out this Blu-Ray player, it must be good, it was built in Russia"?
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Old Yesterday, 08:23 PM
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You still go left!
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Two years ago we didn't even know each other. And now, I'm in your apartment after dark. How much faster can this thing go?
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