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A sick MO-FO with a three-way anus. OR Guys and Gals engaging in a conversation, on the internet, about shit (literally).

You people make me sick.
Geez, wolfseyn. You didn't have to make such a big stink about it.
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Wow, My first two-page post!


I'm so proud to be here!!!

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Re: Wow, My first two-page post!


You could say that your thread really made a splash!
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Old 08-16-2001, 02:08 AM
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How was Mr Deep Impact today?


Inquiring minds worldwide wish to be kept abreast of developments in your office lavatory...
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Inquiring minds worldwide wish to be kept abreast of developments in your office lavatory...
Clean potty all around. And I know he used it. Maybe it's making a diffeence.
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Old 08-16-2001, 09:19 PM
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I don't know whether to be happy for you, or personally let down.
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Old 08-17-2001, 11:36 AM
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I don't know whether to be happy for you, or personally let down.
Oh, believe me, there will be further rantings of like nature in the not too distant future. My life is filled with reasons to rant, and since it is NOT my habit to rant IRL, I tend to rant here. Helps me get it out, prevents me from having to go to work with explosives.I'm eternally grateful to the SDMB for allowing me an outlet for my frustrations.

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Old 08-17-2001, 09:32 PM
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Actually, there may be a serious problem here


I sent this rant to a friend of mine, knowing she'd appreciate it (she did). She also pointed out, however, that your office mate is displaying classic signs of bulimia, namely the laxative abuse and the fear of getting fat if food remains in his digestive tract too long. In other words, the man may well need medical and psychiatric help, and the sooner the better. You can kill yourself doing this.
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Apparently other people too.

Thanks for the link Billy. This was priceless.
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*Warning! If you are disgusted easily, read no more!!! I'm serious!*







































I have nothing to add except that I actually met a person with a prehensile rectum once... WAY disgusting!!!

I used to work at a psychiatric hospital, in the maximum security forensics ward (crazy criminals! ). One night, we got notice that we would be getting a new patient with a "prolapsed rectum"...

"What the fuck?" we all wondered.

Maybe an hour later, the police arrived, with our new patient. We took custody, and lead him to the shower (standard procedure, shower them first at admittance...). In the shower room, we had him strip to wash up... and noticed that the last 8 or so inches of his rectum were, indeed, prolapsed! IE: turned inside out, and hanging out of his anus! EEEEEWWWWW!!!

We told him to take a shower, and he walked off to the stall, (I kid you not!) dripping feces from his prolapsed bowels (waving back and forth) with every step. Fortunately I won the "who's going to clean up" contest we quickly held...

Interesting fact: the color of the insides of your lower bowels is a BRIGHT scarlet-red!

As he showered, we discussed what we were going to do with THIS guy... and eventually concluded that we were going to send him to the hospital for a med-eval. None of us had any idea what health risks were involved with having your ass turned inside out!

He finished showering, we got him dressed, and sent him off to the hospital.

Once he got to the hospital, a doctor examined him and found that his anus and rectum were normal... no prolapse at all!

Conclusion: he could do it at will! When he wanted to, he could relax his anal sphincter and let his bowels prolapse!(proven by later observation.)

Once we got him on meds, and stabilized, he didn't do that anymore... but MAN, that's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!

Prehensile rectum, indeed!
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Conclusion: he could do it at will! When he wanted to, he could relax his anal sphincter and let his bowels prolapse!(proven by later observation.)

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Re: If Dr. Suess had written the OP


Wow.

Genius. Pure Genius.

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Well, whaddayaknow! I was over at my parents house yesterday for a visit, and as usual, their non-stop TVs (one upstairs and one downstairs) were on, and while we chatted I noticed it was on the Animal Plant, and Good God, there was a sloth taking a crap ... a really good close up of this process so all could see, to show how these flies wait for about a week on the sloth's fur and then scurry to lay their eggs in it's weekly deposit ... in the middle of conversation with my parents, I couldn't help but notice how long, fleshy and disgusting the critter's anus looked, and I commented, "Oh look, a prehensile recturm" and they both paused, nodded in agreement as if you see one of those every day, and continued on with our chat. I was reminded of this thread and thought, ah well, I can contribute (2 years later). I am so proud.
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I've been a member here for a while, and this is the first time I've ever seen this thread. I know it's old, but I thought some newer members might want a chance to read it.

It really is priceless.
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OPs reaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osAhJ_Kl_J0
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I've been a member here for a while, and this is the first time I've ever seen this thread. I know it's old, but I thought some newer members might want a chance to read it.

It really is priceless.
Indeed. I'm howling with laughter. I approve of this resurrection.
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If Dr. Suess had written the OP, by Borborygmi

One of the best things posted on the internet by anyone ever.
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At last, a zombie worth reviving! Deserves to go into the Hall Of Posts Everybody (Seriously, You Really Gotta See This, Dude!) Needs To Read. I think there's an open spot next to The horror of blimps.
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