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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle

(thoush Aristotle did use my downstairs lavatory once)
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1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John

(Lincoln, King, and Kennedy, for those who don't know the song.)
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2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman

Because I don't let just any Tom, Dick, and Harry into my kitchen.

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1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
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1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke
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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke
9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
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3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke
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10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke
9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis

They're in my kitchen only as fridge magnets
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1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
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3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke
9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis
12. Constantine VII Porphyrogenitus, Jenny Lind, My mailman
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1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
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3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
4. Abraham, Martin, and John
5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke
9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis
12. Constantine VII Porphyrogenitus, Jenny Lind, My mailman
13. Fred Flinstone, Wilma Flinstone and Pebbles Flinstone

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I think the last time I saw one was 1988. still remember the terrible smell of the purple ink, though

For Ash Wednesday:

Words that rhyme with ash

1. splash

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11. bash
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13. balderdash

I'll pass.
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duplicated post.

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Actors whose last name is a dictionary word in the title of a film

1. Shirley Temple / Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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4. Glenn Close / Close Encounters of the Third Kind
5. James Dean / Dean
6. Jim Parsons/Grand Theft Parsons

Nitpick: Is "Lawrence" a dictionary word? I vetoed Sara Gilbert/What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

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3. Harrison Ford/The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
4. Glenn Close / Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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7. John Candy/ Hard Candy
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4. Glenn Close / Close Encounters of the Third Kind
5. James Dean / Dean
6. Jim Parsons/Grand Theft Parsons
7. John Candy/ Hard Candy
8. Jack Black - Creature from the Black Lagoon
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