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What part of "bumping" don't you understand? The "b" the "u" the "m" the "p" the "i" the "n" or the "g"?
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:58 AM
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The wheels on the BUMP go 'round and 'round.
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Old 03-01-2019, 10:12 AM
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The bump key works by momentarily bumping those pins up,
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Old 03-01-2019, 10:42 AM
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I say we take off and bump it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Old 03-02-2019, 12:48 AM
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All these bumps are belong to us.
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Old 03-02-2019, 03:00 PM
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Bump off, you bumpers!
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Old 03-02-2019, 09:59 PM
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Smile when you bump that.
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Old 03-02-2019, 10:17 PM
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she bumps into mine."
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Old 03-02-2019, 11:16 PM
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(whispered) "Rosebump...."
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Old 03-02-2019, 11:43 PM
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"Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night"
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Old 03-03-2019, 12:27 AM
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a bump."
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"I coulda had class, I coulda bumped a contender"
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Old 03-03-2019, 01:10 AM
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"Bump. James Bump."
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Old 03-03-2019, 11:35 AM
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Old 03-03-2019, 12:12 PM
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Good heavens! What did you do to this bump?
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Old 03-03-2019, 03:53 PM
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"I'm sorry, Dave. I can't bump that."
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Old 03-03-2019, 04:03 PM
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"Take this job and bump it"
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Old 03-03-2019, 05:30 PM
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Old 03-03-2019, 07:13 PM
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Lions and tigers and bumps, oh my!
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Old 03-03-2019, 11:21 PM
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"I'll bump you, my pretty. And your little dog too!"
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Old 03-03-2019, 11:23 PM
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"There's no bump like home, there's no bump like home" click, click, click.
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Old 03-04-2019, 01:45 AM
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"Pay no attention to the Bump behind the curtain."

Naw, now I'm really reaching.
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Old 03-04-2019, 03:25 AM
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"That's a bump of another color "
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Old 03-04-2019, 03:35 PM
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"Don't start up with your White Bump shit, Betty."
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Old 03-05-2019, 02:09 AM
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"If I only had a bump"
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Old 03-05-2019, 08:18 AM
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I've had it with you motherbumpers in this motherbumping thread.
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Old 03-05-2019, 08:31 AM
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One bump over the line, sweet Jesus,
One bump over the line,
Sitting down town in a railway station,
One bump over the line....
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Old 03-05-2019, 08:33 AM
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit bumping."
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Old 03-05-2019, 10:34 AM
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There was a forty pound bump on my back.
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Old 03-05-2019, 10:56 AM
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"Have you ever seen a grown man bump, Joey?"
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Old 03-05-2019, 11:49 AM
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Quote:
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Don't Bump This Thread

Just let it die.
Let this thread die? Surely you can't be serious.
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Old 03-05-2019, 12:57 PM
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I am serious. And don't bump me, Shirley.
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Old 03-05-2019, 01:25 PM
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A bump in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Old 03-05-2019, 10:37 PM
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I am shocked--shocked--to find that bumping is going on in here!
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Old 03-06-2019, 08:27 AM
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You bumped it for her, you can bump it for me. Bump it, Sam.
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Old 03-06-2019, 09:10 AM
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Round up the usual bumpers!
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Old 03-06-2019, 09:15 AM
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We'll always have bumping.
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Old 03-06-2019, 11:05 AM
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That little bump makes me feel nine feet tall!
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Old 03-06-2019, 11:10 AM
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DI hear isney's putting out a new animated film: Thampi and Bumper
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Old 03-06-2019, 12:30 PM
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"...Rosebump..."
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Old 03-06-2019, 12:32 PM
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Bumpzinga
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Old 03-06-2019, 12:34 PM
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Who put the bump in the bumpdy bumpdy bump?
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Old 03-06-2019, 12:35 PM
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B*U*M*P
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Old 03-06-2019, 04:39 PM
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Bump-hemian Rhapsody
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Old 03-07-2019, 08:12 AM
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Could this thread be any more bumped?
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Old 03-07-2019, 09:34 AM
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It's baseball season. Time to bump the ump.
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Old 03-07-2019, 10:51 AM
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That's what the bump is all about.
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Old 03-07-2019, 03:22 PM
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I am shocked, shocked to learn that there is bumping going on here.
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Old 03-07-2019, 04:18 PM
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"You can't handle the bump!"
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Old 03-07-2019, 06:28 PM
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Yeah, I'd say this thread has a serious bumping problem.
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