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It'll be bumpin' back on Saturday.
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Aw, man, that's a bumper.
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Evening bumping.
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More evening bumping.
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Yet another evening bumping.
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Very early morning Bumping!
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Old 01-22-2020, 01:14 AM
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Whoops--looks like we're into early-morning bumping here.
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Old 01-22-2020, 06:57 AM
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A bumpin' sunny day here!
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The sidewalks no longer have snow and ice, so I don't have to worry about falling down and going BUMP!

It's amazing how falling down and bumping one wrist bone totally off affects you for the rest of your life.
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Old 01-22-2020, 11:34 AM
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I fell over two years ago, and I'm still in bumpin' pain from it.
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Partly cloudy with a bumping 10% chance of rain until Sunday, when it goes up to 80%. The question is, will be back lawn get dry enough to mow?
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Old 01-22-2020, 12:26 PM
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I can't even think about mowing the bumpin' lawn, with all the snow covering it.
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Old 01-22-2020, 04:17 PM
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Beautiful sunshiny day here, but the bumpin' wind is strong.
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Old 01-22-2020, 05:30 PM
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I haven't driven my bumpin' car in a few days. Hope it'll start tomorrow.
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Old 01-22-2020, 05:50 PM
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Do you have a block heater you can use to bump up the engine block's temperature?
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Old 01-22-2020, 06:40 PM
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Sleet bumped down in Arkansas today. It's already gone. I bumped over to Walmart.
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It's gonna be 40 tomorrow, so I think the bumpin' engine will be warm enough.
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You know,

condensation pump rhymes with bump.
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Bumpin sniffles, bumpin cough. Third time this season. Bumpin pissed off.

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Get bumpin' well soon.
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Old 01-23-2020, 01:04 AM
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Third time's the bumpin' cure, boson. Get well.
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Old 01-23-2020, 01:48 AM
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Best wishes to all who are suffering bumpin' colds--or just plain cold.
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Old 01-23-2020, 07:57 AM
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And best wishes to all who are just bumpin' suffering.
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Old 01-23-2020, 04:10 PM
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Bumped to say that it is dull and overcast here.
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Old 01-23-2020, 04:30 PM
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Bumpin' rain.☹️
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:39 PM
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You can bump through it, Beck.
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:43 PM
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There's always more bumpin' paperwork.
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A very rainy weekend, turning into bumpin' lake effect snow.
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Old 01-23-2020, 09:46 PM
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Should be a nice weekend here. No bumpin' snow in the forecast.
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Old 01-23-2020, 10:01 PM
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Nice to be bumpin' in a warm house.
"Count your bumpin' blessings", Ol'Granny used to say.
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Old 01-24-2020, 04:52 AM
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An early rainy Friday bump.
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Old 01-24-2020, 05:29 AM
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Bumped, just because. It's Friday, but I have to work this weekend.
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Old 01-24-2020, 06:03 AM
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Just another bump.
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Old 01-24-2020, 08:49 AM
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Nice to be bumpin' in a warm house.
"Count your bumpin' blessings", Ol'Granny used to say.
Maybe when I'm fully awake. Can't math now.

Oh, hey, bump rhymes with toxic waste dump. I'm glad I don't live in a toxic waste dump. That's one.
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Old 01-24-2020, 08:53 AM
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My bed doesn't bump
Because the mattress has no lump!
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Old 01-24-2020, 01:06 PM
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My garden doesn't bump
Because the soil has no clump!
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Old 01-24-2020, 02:48 PM
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Have we arrived at a time,
When we're going to bump in rhyme?
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Old 01-24-2020, 07:12 PM
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What better way to bump,
When the thread was in a slump?
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Old 01-25-2020, 01:33 AM
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Was it really in a slump,
From those afraid to bump?
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Old 01-25-2020, 02:14 AM
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I'll make a bump,
Let's clean this place,
It's a dump....
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Old 01-25-2020, 02:39 AM
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We gotta bump out of this place,
If it's the last thing we ever do.
We gotta bump out of this place,
'Cause bumpers, there's better life for me and you....
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Old 01-25-2020, 05:16 AM
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Come on, let's bump again,
Like we did last summer!
Yeaaah, let's bump again,
Like we did last year!
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Will there ever be a Don't Bump This Thread! II, I wonder?
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Old 01-25-2020, 12:07 PM
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It's a bumpin' possibility.
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Old 01-25-2020, 03:26 PM
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"Don't Bump This Thread, Part II: The Reckoning."
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Wait, wait!! I'm not done Bumping part 1, yet!
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Old 01-25-2020, 05:26 PM
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I think we'll be bumping here for a while yet.
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Where have all the good bumps gone
And where are all the gods?
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Old 01-25-2020, 11:24 PM
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"You can't handle the bumps!"
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An early Sunday morning bump.
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