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Old 12-05-2003, 11:27 AM
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Oh, Come ON!!!

You have to tell us now!
Well, I always thought this would be way too much stimulation, but ladybug loves it, even though I think she's not sure exactly what I'm doing...

(spoilered for modesty's sake)
SPOILER:
The "soul patch trick" uses that little patch of beard below the lower lip, sometimes called a "cookie duster." Lick the clitoris upwards, and then at the top of the lick, continue the motion by curling your lower lip inward and rubbin' your lover's nubbin with the whiskers... Now, reverse... uncurling your lip and stabbing at the clitoris with the top, flat part of your tongue, extending your tongue out and down. Lick, curl, uncurl, stab, lick, curl...

The hard part is keeping this up for 10 or 20 minutes, in precisely the same location and tempo, without pausing, until you get thrown off and threatened with physical harm if you touch her any more.


I like this trick, because it's something else a lesbian can't perform.

Oh, and be careful you don't make a raw spot. That's the last place you want to do that to. It helps if you condition your beard so it's softer.
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Old 12-05-2003, 12:17 PM
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If God didn't want us to lick the vertical smile, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco! As for me, I loves me some clam dip.
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Old 12-05-2003, 01:54 PM
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Oh, Come ON!!!

You have to tell us now!
Yeah! c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
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Old 12-05-2003, 02:46 PM
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Which is interesting because as *I* was growing up in my lily-white world in western Kentucky, it was just the opposite. White girls who gave BJ's were okay, white girls who actually had sex were ho's (hos? hoes?).

My Mother always said, "A Hoe is what you find in a garden, and a Ho is what you find on the corner"

Words to live by
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:00 PM
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Well, I always thought this would be way too much stimulation, but ladybug loves it, even though I think she's not sure exactly what I'm doing...

(spoilered for modesty's sake)
SPOILER:
The "soul patch trick" uses that little patch of beard below the lower lip, sometimes called a "cookie duster." Lick the clitoris upwards, and then at the top of the lick, continue the motion by curling your lower lip inward and rubbin' your lover's nubbin with the whiskers... Now, reverse... uncurling your lip and stabbing at the clitoris with the top, flat part of your tongue, extending your tongue out and down. Lick, curl, uncurl, stab, lick, curl...

The hard part is keeping this up for 10 or 20 minutes, in precisely the same location and tempo, without pausing, until you get thrown off and threatened with physical harm if you touch her any more.


I like this trick, because it's something else a lesbian can't perform.

Oh, and be careful you don't make a raw spot. That's the last place you want to do that to. It helps if you condition your beard so it's softer.
Oh. My god. I knew there was a reason I love guys with goatees. ::whimper:: Damn.
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:12 PM
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Oh..... the Grizzwife is SO getting head tonight!
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Old 12-06-2003, 04:22 AM
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Oh, and be careful you don't make a raw spot. That's the last place you want to do that to. It helps if you condition your beard so it's softer.
GIGGLE!!

Ummm, you don't have to worry about me "making a raw spot" I don't have a beard, and hopefully never will! I'm a girl shoes

But I'm going to see if I can get my boyfriend to grow one and try this trick, it sounds intriguing.
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Old 12-06-2003, 07:24 AM
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Hi, my name is Wolfian and I'm an AA.

(Hi, Wolfian.)

I happen to enjoy performing the oral sex, but I'm just one man... who is growing out his goatee now.
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Old 12-06-2003, 07:36 AM
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I work with an AA guy , originally from Chicago.

He says he don't go down and his wife (also AA) don't go down either. Says it's disgusting.

I feel sorry for him.
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Old 12-06-2003, 03:24 PM
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I work with an AA guy , originally from Chicago.

He says he don't go down and his wife (also AA) don't go down either. Says it's disgusting.

I feel sorry for him.
Me too. Both, when done right, are such loving intimate acts. And so darn fun

No way in hell I'd date someone like that.
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:45 PM
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I'm a white guy, and I have a beard; I'm definitely going to have to try the soulpatch trick...
I also happen to be an insatiable muncher, as evidenced here.
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Old 12-07-2003, 12:58 AM
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Here we go again, letting 2 people represent an entire race of people
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Old 12-07-2003, 02:08 AM
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Here we go again, letting 2 people represent an entire race of people
I'm completely drunk, but I think that even sober I wouldn't know what the hell you were talking about.
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Old 12-07-2003, 02:13 AM
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I'm completely drunk, but I think that even sober I wouldn't know what the hell you were talking about.
Thank you. I was wondering what they were on about too.
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Old 12-08-2003, 02:10 PM
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Just popping in to point out that ekow2kn3 currently has 69 posts.

*giggle* I am so easily amused.
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Old 12-08-2003, 07:09 PM
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Oh, and be careful you don't make a raw spot. That's the last place you want to do that to. It helps if you condition your beard so it's softer.
*Takes notes*
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:25 PM
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Just to be clear... You guys know you don't need to use the entire goatee, right? Just that little patch underneath your lower lip...
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Old 12-09-2003, 03:40 AM
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i was talking about the OP
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Old 12-09-2003, 03:48 AM
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Was the OP really supposed to just go around and start asking random black guys "Hey? Do you go down?" That would be... strange to say the least. He said he was just chillin with the guys and asked a couple of friends how they felt about it. Then he posted here to see if he could get a larger view of the situation. Doesn't seem like he made any assumptions to me.
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Old 12-09-2003, 03:56 AM
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I worked with a black dude and he asked me two things,

1.) Do I engage in oral sexual intercourse with a female (or eating pussy in the parlence of our times)

AND>>>>>>>>>

2.) How do I like my steak cooked. I told the dude well done. He said all white people like it like that.

So, black men do not engage in oral copulation and they like their meat rare.

ET
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Old 12-09-2003, 07:56 AM
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Just popping in to add that right now this thread is right beside the "What's the Most Exotic Food You've Ever Eaten?" thread. Hee, hee.
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Old 12-09-2003, 09:48 AM
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i was talking about the OP
????? What are you TALKING about regarding the OP?

He did NOT say "here's what African American men do" he's asking a QUESTION, and is very clear that he does NOT know if what his two friends said was true or not, and that he's asking for input from more than just the two men.

He very clearly was NOT ready to rely on two people to "represent a whole race". Sheesh.
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Old 12-10-2003, 03:40 AM
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Here we go again, letting 2 people represent an entire race of people
You're right. We really should get a third.
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Old 12-10-2003, 09:44 AM
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From the Last of the Mohicans
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General Webb
... their latin voluptousness coupled with their gallic laziness means that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.
I always side with the French on that statement

E.T. Bass this is one white boy who likes his steak rare to medium rare.
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Old 12-10-2003, 07:30 PM
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