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Old 08-29-2015, 10:35 AM
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It sounds creepy but how could it possibly hurt anything or anyone. Maybe thats the reward or incentive nature has given women to breast feed. Go for it.
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Old 08-29-2015, 11:36 AM
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Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me.
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Old 08-29-2015, 11:47 AM
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Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me.
Often? That would surprise me. Someone should set up a poll.
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:12 PM
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...that's taking it a little far..for u dumb asses saying "its gross to think ur baby turns u on" let me tell u it's hormonal, I read all about it..
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Old 08-29-2015, 03:34 PM
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Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me.
Anybody here does icepick trepanations ? I'm gonna need my prefrontal cortex scrambled, stat.
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Old 08-29-2015, 03:41 PM
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People who masturbate while breast feeding probably let the dog watch too.
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Old 08-30-2015, 06:31 AM
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Yeah, right. Like you prudes never played with a Baby Rub-One-Off doll.
Missed this line the first time around. Damn, I wish I had come up with that one!
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:32 PM
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That's not okay to do such thing in the presence of a child
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:15 PM
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This kinda makes me wonder about those that breast feed until their child is 4-5 years old. Now I'm even more squiked out about it.
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Old 08-30-2015, 09:26 PM
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I get that nipples are an erogenous zone during foreplay, but I can't imagine my wife looking at my son now, when he is a teen, or when he is an adult and thinking, "I used to cum with my tit in your mouth!"

On another note, it's kind of refreshing to know that distance shooting is a totally normal teenage activity!
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Old 08-30-2015, 10:24 PM
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This kinda makes me wonder about those that breast feed until their child is 4-5 years old. Now I'm even more squiked out about it.
I am like you on this one. I can see it in a 3rd world country where food is scarce but anything past 2 years old raises my eyebrows. I think my grandchildren nursed for about 1 year and I thought that was a long time.
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Old 08-31-2015, 12:40 PM
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The entire concept is utterly revolting.
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Old 08-31-2015, 12:42 PM
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Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me.
Also revolting. I feel sick.
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Old 08-31-2015, 01:09 PM
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The entire concept is utterly revolting.
You misspelled udderly.
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Old 08-31-2015, 01:35 PM
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I get that nipples are an erogenous zone during foreplay, but I can't imagine my wife looking at my son now, when he is a teen, or when he is an adult and thinking, "I used to cum with my tit in your mouth!"
If you can't say that, is it really even love?
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Old 08-31-2015, 01:46 PM
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I just stopped retching long enough to notice that nobody has pointed out the OP's Name/Topic combo. This may be the ultimate best/worst possible.
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Old 08-31-2015, 03:39 PM
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That's not okay to do such thing in the presence of a child
You know until relatively recently people fucked in the presence of their kids, right?
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Old 08-31-2015, 03:59 PM
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That's not okay to do such thing in the presence of a child
What if the child is also masturbating?
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Old 08-31-2015, 04:43 PM
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You know until relatively recently people fucked in the presence of their kids, right?
And shat in the street (and in their own drinking water), and burned witches, and died young from trivial diseases. So what?
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Old 08-31-2015, 07:22 PM
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What if the child is also masturbating?
This is getting more like a Bob Saget joke with every post.
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Old 09-01-2015, 12:44 PM
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Interesting. I hadn't realized this was a zombie. Looking back to 2011 I responded with the exact same word: Revolting.

I'll add repugnant.
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Old 09-02-2015, 10:39 AM
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My knee-jerk reaction is eeeeuuuugh. Ick, ew, no.

Breastfeeding my children was pleasurable and quite a relief and it does in some cases (especially right after childbirth) make your uterus contract. That said, deriving sexual pleasure from it is concerning, if only because the thought of seeing my kids as a former sex aid is really just extremely disturbing even if I'm not technically hurting them.

And it never would've occurred to me to have a baby latched onto the breast with my husband sexing me up from behind.
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Old 09-04-2015, 12:55 AM
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You know until relatively recently people fucked in the presence of their kids, right?
But not in front of the horses.

Because that would have been tacky.
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Old 09-04-2015, 06:27 AM
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You know until relatively recently people fucked in the presence of their kids, right?
...and you're trying to bring it back? Some of these posts so far are worse that bad CSI:SVU episodes. If I was a juror, I'm not so sure I'd vote to acquit.
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Old 09-04-2015, 07:08 AM
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...and you're trying to bring it back? Some of these posts so far are worse that bad CSI:SVU episodes. If I was a juror, I'm not so sure I'd vote to acquit.
Yes, I don't understand. Those parents did it because they had to. The idea that you have options but you're still going to drag junior into the room just because is totally different.
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Old 09-06-2015, 01:57 PM
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Wow. This was a Dope thread I remembered seeing, not a Reddit post.

It's child molestation. Not because you have the child with you, but because part of what is getting you off is what the child is doing to your nipples. You are having sex with your child.

And let's not forget the classical conditioning going on here. Even if you aren't actually sexually attracted to your kid (which I question if you're seriously considering this), you're conditioning yourself to get aroused in their presence.

I remember reinforcing a fetish I had, and it got a lot stronger. Do you really want a fetish for sex while breastfeeding?
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Old 04-23-2016, 07:03 AM
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I was reading a Nerve.com article on sex and motherhood (I know, I know, my first mistake) and a writer mentioned hearing that breastfeeding while masturbating could be very erotic, so she decided to try it out.



If anyone here has tried it, feel free to add your opinion...but my real question is, does this cross the line in terms of the parent/child relationship? I mean, I doubt the kid at this age is going to remember this and feel abused but despite that does it cross the line into disturbing territory? I personally found it pretty creepy (the whole article pretty much is, but again, that's par for the course at Nerve).....
.................masturbation is not bad......me and my twin brother are just at puberty and love being naked in our home,as we and our mom..( single ) are nudists..she love to see us have erections and it is good with her when we brothers masturbate each other,especially when we are breastfeeding her both at same time,and sometimes she does it for us both at same time as we nurse
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Old 04-23-2016, 07:14 AM
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Old 04-23-2016, 07:31 AM
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I nursed my son for nearly three years, until we finally had to force-wean him, because I needed ankle surgery, and needed to be able to take narcotics. (If he'd been 6 months, I would have pumped and dumped, and then resumed nursing him after he'd had a week of formula, but frankly, I was ready to be done with nursing). Anyway, I'm here to tell you that nursing a baby, toddler, or even almost-preschooler is not the same thing and involving your breasts in foreplay with your husband. I liked nursing my son (well, up until about three months before he was weaned, when I was ready for it to be done, and he looked like he would happily go to high school with a thermos of breastmilk), but enjoying being close to him, and the primal satisfaction of fulfilling his basic needs was not erotic, or even physically pleasurable-- it was all emotional, with the exception of the first couple of weeks, when my breast would get full and sore every few hours, and I needed to nurse him or pump to feel comfortable.

Besides, I was way too tired to think about masturbating.
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Old 04-23-2016, 10:07 PM
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I nursed my son for nearly three years, until we finally had to force-wean him, because I needed ankle surgery, and needed to be able to take narcotics. (If he'd been 6 months, I would have pumped and dumped, and then resumed nursing him after he'd had a week of formula, but frankly, I was ready to be done with nursing). Anyway, I'm here to tell you that nursing a baby, toddler, or even almost-preschooler is not the same thing and involving your breasts in foreplay with your husband. I liked nursing my son (well, up until about three months before he was weaned, when I was ready for it to be done, and he looked like he would happily go to high school with a thermos of breastmilk), but enjoying being close to him, and the primal satisfaction of fulfilling his basic needs was not erotic, or even physically pleasurable-- it was all emotional, with the exception of the first couple of weeks, when my breast would get full and sore every few hours, and I needed to nurse him or pump to feel comfortable.

Besides, I was way too tired to think about masturbating.

Exactly. I'm now a grandfather of 6, and back when our 3 children were of the age of being breast fed, my wife didn't feel like sex very often. Needless to say, while she breast fed, I masturbated.
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:25 PM
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I was reading a Nerve.com article on sex and motherhood (I know, I know, my first mistake) and a writer mentioned hearing that breastfeeding while masturbating could be very erotic, so she decided to try it out.



If anyone here has tried it, feel free to add your opinion...but my real question is, does this cross the line in terms of the parent/child relationship? I mean, I doubt the kid at this age is going to remember this and feel abused but despite that does it cross the line into disturbing territory? I personally found it pretty creepy (the whole article pretty much is, but again, that's par for the course at Nerve).....
Yes that woman is finding breastfeeding to be sexual therefore should stop. You know there are laws against this if it results in sexual arousal in any other situation between an adult and child.
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:43 PM
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Yes that woman is finding breastfeeding to be sexual because its resulting in sexual arousal especially orgasm therefore should stop. You know there are laws against this between an adult and child, so why should this be legal just for breastfeeding? If they cant prevent it or purposely look for it, its sex either way.

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Old 05-05-2016, 06:10 PM
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Its a squick factor of 10 alright. (But Why does this thread keep coming back up like stir-fried shoe leather?)
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Old 05-05-2016, 06:17 PM
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Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me.
They do?

I realize this is an old thread and post, but for a second, I expected to see Shagnasty's name on this post.
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Old 05-05-2016, 06:45 PM
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Having sex with a baby next to the bed seems different, though. Physically holding the baby while you jerk off or receive oral, on the other hand...not so good.

Also, writing an article like that is bound to skeeve your kid out when he gets older.
"You can just put a lid on that judgemental attitude, young man! You know, that article paid for that Big Wheel you were so fond of when you were in kindergarten."
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Old 05-05-2016, 07:15 PM
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