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Old 05-14-2012, 05:46 PM
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One sauce for the rest of your life: What would you choose?

For me, peanut sauce. It works on pasta, stir fry, chicken, bananas, and ice cream. A winner is me if I has peanut sauce.
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:49 PM
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Marinara, hands down
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:51 PM
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:53 PM
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White sauce. I can reduce it, thin it, add any number of different flavorings/herbs/spices to it.

It would never get old.
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:53 PM
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Frank's Red Hot Sauce, you can put that sh** on anything!
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:54 PM
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Hot fudge.

What?! It's a sauce.
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:58 PM
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Hunger is the best sauce.
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Old 05-14-2012, 06:18 PM
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Rooster sauce.
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Old 05-14-2012, 06:20 PM
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Watermelon salsa, extra cilantro.
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Old 05-14-2012, 06:22 PM
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I'd have to go with Marinara too.
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Old 05-14-2012, 06:34 PM
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Horseradish.
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Old 05-14-2012, 11:19 PM
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I'm with Telemark. Hot fudge.
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Old 05-14-2012, 11:43 PM
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I strolled into class with eggs covered in brown goo, so I told my students that the phrase "Everything's better with BBQ Sauce" could be on the final.
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:30 AM
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Triple ginger sauce. Mmmm, good!
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:34 AM
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Rooster sauce.
Another vote for Sriracha. I even sneak it into restaurants.
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:53 AM
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Oyster sauce is the one I go through most in this house, so that'll be my vote.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:01 AM
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Sweet Chili Sauce. While I like sriracha a lot, and that popped into my head first, I'm not always in the mood for the level of spice it brings in amounts that would be dipped, such as with fries and chicken finger type foods. With sweet chili sauce, I've also made a pasta sauce and salad dressing, so for me, it's a little more versatile.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:03 AM
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Brown.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:05 AM
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Sriracha! I eat it with everything except cereal and ice cream. I tried it with both, and they are the only two foods I've found that don't taste better with Sriracha.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:22 AM
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Soy.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:18 AM
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When you say sauce, do you mean only as something to dip or place on top of food? I don't think I would survive without mayo, but not that I really use it as a sauce (besides spreading it on hamburgers), but because of the stuff I eat it in.
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Old 05-15-2012, 10:56 AM
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Italian dressing
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Old 05-15-2012, 10:58 AM
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Another vote for horseradish.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:23 PM
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I'd have to say BBQ sauce but that might be cheating since there's a billion different kinds but that's what I love about it.

Right now my current obsession is this:

http://www.famousbbqstore.com/newfadapirah.html

pineapple hot sauce. It's so sweet and spicy it's perfect. They don't sell it locally, that I could find, so I bought about 8 bottles a couple of months ago to stock up.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:31 PM
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I'm torn between ketchup and catsup.
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:17 PM
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Vodka.

Oh, you mean actual sauce.
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:26 PM
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Another vote for Sweet Chili sauce.

And breath mints afterwards, because that stuff is loaded with garlic! LONG after the sweetness and the heat is gone, the garlic lives forever!


~VOW

(second place is mole--LOVE that stuff!)
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:27 PM
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BBQ, there are so many different kinds and so many utilities.
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:32 PM
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BBQ, there are so many different kinds and so many utilities.
*scoff*

Mole is what BBQ wants to be when it grows up.


~VOW
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:36 PM
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Pesto, if its a sauce, otherwise Sriracha.
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Old 05-15-2012, 04:34 PM
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*scoff*

Mole is what BBQ wants to be when it grows up.


~VOW
What kind of mole? There's about a gazillion different kinds, and I assume we only get to pick one... (Same with BBQ sauce. I don't think it'd be fair to pick it out as a general category, because under BBQ you have sauces based on tomatoes, mustard, cider vinegar, and even mayonnaise.)

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Old 05-15-2012, 05:40 PM
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Sriracha! I eat it with everything except cereal and ice cream. I tried it with both, and they are the only two foods I've found that don't taste better with Sriracha.
I, for one, salute your devotion to the scientific method. Thank you for reporting back with your results.
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Old 05-15-2012, 06:23 PM
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I'm torn between ketchup and catsup.
I prefer tomato sauce, but for me it would be Tabasco.
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Old 05-15-2012, 06:30 PM
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Pesto.
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:06 PM
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Soy.
I came in here to say this, and I'm a little startled that more people haven't. Maybe I'm misunderstanding the OP and they're asking specifically about a "sauce" as in "sauce you add to a prepared dish for extra flavoring" and not "something called a sauce that you use in dressing or preparing a dish"?

Because if I have to go through life trying to cook without bechamel sauce, tomato sauce, mayonnaise, beurre blanc, pesto and all their relatives, I'll be damned if I'll sacrifice soy sauce as well for something as inessential as ketchup or triple ginger sauce.

(And that's assuming I can still sneak in what some Anglophone culinary traditions call "salad sauces" by insisting that their name is "salad dressings".)
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:10 PM
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Hot fudge.

What?! It's a sauce.
Yep. Or caramel... it's a sauce too, right?
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Old 05-15-2012, 09:24 PM
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Béchamel. One of the mother sauces. In the South, we call it gravy. Oh sure, bicker and point how wrong I am.

It's milk, flour and fat. It is the foundation of a cuisine that makes us fat and happy.
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Old 05-16-2012, 03:40 AM
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Hollandaise is pretty awesome.
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Old 05-16-2012, 05:57 AM
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Definitely soy. I'll miss fish sauce and tomato sauce, but must have soy.
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Old 05-16-2012, 09:14 AM
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Hot Chilli.
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Old 05-16-2012, 09:16 AM
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Frank's Red Hot Sauce, you can put that sh** on anything!
Yep. I prefer hotter sauces, but Frank's really does go on everything.
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:58 AM
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HP Sauce

Beating Wocester Sauce by a short head, although I would miss Heinz Tomato Ketchup too a length and a half back in third...
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:59 AM
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Yep. Or caramel... it's a sauce too, right?
I debated whether to choose caramel or fudge, but fudge is just so much more versatile.
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:39 AM
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Gotta go with sriracha.
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:58 AM
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Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ
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Old 05-16-2012, 12:00 PM
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Weak.
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:10 PM
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Dipping sauce for Chinese steamed dumplings.

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Old 05-17-2012, 12:50 AM
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Salsa Verde aka Green Sauce.

The Tex Mex kind.

There are a thousand different ways to make it, but they all start with a base of tomatillos.

Now I want a 9 pound burrito with some salsa verde from the local Mexican market/grill...
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